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Topic: My list of complaints
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-31-2004 06:33:48 PM
quote:
Espio Idsavant had this to say about pies:
I love you too Parcy

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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-31-2004 06:35:17 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Delphi Aegis was all like:
Lady Luck > Blackmage.

Addy got it into me to change my sigpic every so often. So Blackmage was the next one up! Next...I dunno.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-31-2004 06:42:42 PM
This post makes me think that EC is like one big university without any faculty, except Drys, who is the Dean but lives in the dorms, and the mods, who are like rent-a-cops on a perpetual donut break.

Deth, Bloodsage, Kennatsu, etc., anyone else who wants to occasionally set themselves up as professors and generally sleep in the faculty facilities anyway (since no one else is there to complain) but their classes are treated more like comedy clubs with bad comedians: people keep interrupting with snide jokes and thrown fruit, and stuff.

Whenever someone shouts 'GUNBOUND!' there's a frat party on server 11.

The student government is a joke, but has lots of fun activities though: Flash games, porn, 'in this thread you fuck the mother of the person above you' type threads, etc etc.

We have a student-owned cafe called 'The Daily MP3' where people go to read other people's poetry. Except it's not them reading it, it's the original performers. Yeah, we're only a liberal arts college in that some people here are liberals and if you take the f out of farts you get arts.

No one has yet had the heart to tell Ares this isn't really a college, so she keeps sending assignments. But it's okay, because she's Canadian and thusly gets a better education just hanging around here anyway.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-31-2004 06:45:08 PM
*tp's Moogle's room*
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-31-2004 06:47:08 PM
quote:
From the book of Batty, chapter 3, verse 16:
*tp's Moogle's room*

*leaves jizzupo on all Batty's stuff*




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-31-2004 10:21:33 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Optimus Prime:
This post makes me think that EC is like one big university without any faculty, except Drys, who is the Dean but lives in the dorms, and the mods, who are like rent-a-cops on a perpetual donut break.

Deth, Bloodsage, Kennatsu, etc., anyone else who wants to occasionally set themselves up as professors and generally sleep in the faculty facilities anyway (since no one else is there to complain) but their classes are treated more like comedy clubs with bad comedians: people keep interrupting with snide jokes and thrown fruit, and stuff.

Whenever someone shouts 'GUNBOUND!' there's a frat party on server 11.

The student government is a joke, but has lots of fun activities though: Flash games, porn, 'in this thread you fuck the mother of the person above you' type threads, etc etc.

We have a student-owned cafe called 'The Daily MP3' where people go to read other people's poetry. Except it's not them reading it, it's the original performers. Yeah, we're only a liberal arts college in that some people here are liberals and if you take the f out of farts you get arts.

No one has yet had the heart to tell Ares this isn't really a college, so she keeps sending assignments. But it's okay, because she's Canadian and thusly gets a better education just hanging around here anyway.


I'm glad you're no longer inanimate, because man...you're a funny guy.

I always likened us more to the Unseen University in the Discworld comics. Drys is the Archchancellor, Kennatsu's the Bursar, Parce is the Dean, etc.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-31-2004 10:25:48 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I'm glad you're no longer inanimate, because man...you're a funny guy.

I always likened us more to the Unseen University in the Discworld comics. Drys is the Archchancellor, Kennatsu's the Bursar, Parce is the Dean, etc.


quite right. Who's the orangutan then?




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 01-31-2004 10:26:35 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle was naked while typing this:
quite right. Who's the orangutan then?

Dens.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-31-2004 10:26:48 PM
quote:
Batty had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Addy got it into me to change my sigpic every so often. So Blackmage was the next one up! Next...I dunno.

Hmm. Beserker!

Wait.. No. Too close to being a furry.

The gunmage isn't bad, but I think you've used that one. How about the theif?

Error
Pancake
posted 02-01-2004 12:23:18 AM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
JooJooFlop: Quit eatin' my dog's food.

LOL

[ 02-01-2004: Message edited by: Delyl Caledor ]

Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 02-01-2004 01:19:13 AM
Bajah'll shoot his eye out with that stick.
EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-01-2004 01:26:52 AM
I'm sorry, were you saying something? I was too busy eating your dog's food.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-01-2004 06:47:12 AM
quote:
So quoth Delphi Aegis:
Hmm. Beserker!

Wait.. No. Too close to being a furry.

The gunmage isn't bad, but I think you've used that one. How about the theif?


Yeah, used Gunmage already. And I don't really like the Thief outfit that much. Think I'm about out of Paine pictures that'd make decent sigpics already.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 02-01-2004 06:57:30 AM
So, if I'm not mentioned in that list, am I perfect in Parce's eyes?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-01-2004 07:22:50 AM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
This post makes me think that EC is like one big university without any faculty, except Drys, who is the Dean but lives in the dorms, and the mods, who are like rent-a-cops on a perpetual donut break.

Deth, Bloodsage, Kennatsu, etc., anyone else who wants to occasionally set themselves up as professors and generally sleep in the faculty facilities anyway (since no one else is there to complain) but their classes are treated more like comedy clubs with bad comedians: people keep interrupting with snide jokes and thrown fruit, and stuff.

Whenever someone shouts 'GUNBOUND!' there's a frat party on server 11.

The student government is a joke, but has lots of fun activities though: Flash games, porn, 'in this thread you fuck the mother of the person above you' type threads, etc etc.

We have a student-owned cafe called 'The Daily MP3' where people go to read other people's poetry. Except it's not them reading it, it's the original performers. Yeah, we're only a liberal arts college in that some people here are liberals and if you take the f out of farts you get arts.

No one has yet had the heart to tell Ares this isn't really a college, so she keeps sending assignments. But it's okay, because she's Canadian and thusly gets a better education just hanging around here anyway.


ROFL That's the best!

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-01-2004 07:53:00 AM
Should have vivisected that damn monkey sooner.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-01-2004 02:46:38 PM
quote:
How.... Rodent King.... uughhhhhh:
So, if I'm not mentioned in that list, am I perfect in Parce's eyes?

It means your biggest flaw is that you're too worthless to mention.

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