What I don't like are cheap shots at Somethor - bashing him without provocation and the like. This strikes me as very petty and somewhat beneith what I've come to expect from the EC crowd.
Really, Somethor's presence really isn't that bad. Step back and realize what we have in somethor: He is a foil to us all. Sure, he can be irritating sometimes (like when he's trying to express any opinion on anything at all) but the mere act of refuting Somethor can be quite entertaining.
Look at it like this: if the vampires were milkbones, somethor is a chew toy. We tore through the milk bones like a ravenous beast, and they crumbled to our teeth and emulsified in our digestive system. We tear into Somethor as well, but he always bounces back. Frankly I'm surprised at how many times he has bounced back, considering all that we've done to him and how harshly some of us have expressed their desire that he go away. Chew toys that don't bounce back clearly aren't food, and can't be eaten, but they can still be fun, and they sharpen your teeth!
In conclusion, brush and floss daily.
oh yeah, and try not to pick on somethor too much since chewie toys can be fun.
Im Rick James, bitch!!!!
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Alek Saege stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Somthor is what I was. His Wal-Mart is my bologna!
we never liked you...still don't!
He has to realize that most of us don't want him here. He has to know what all those red foe icons mean, and yet he continues to post. Nearly every time he does, he is met with opposition and disdain, yet he keeps coming back. Isn't that in itself kinda amazing? Does he have some sort of ultra high threshold for humiliation? Is he a masochist? neither can fully explain the anomaly that is Somethor.
What did he think when he saw this new thread with his name in the title? What does he think every time he posts even a sidelong comment about Wal-Mart? And what continually draws him here?
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Batty got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You misspelled his name that entire post.
Shut the fuck up right now.
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Maradon! had this to say about dark elf butts:
Shut the fuck up right now.
The least you could do if you're trying to say not to pick on him is get his name right. Don't get your panties in a bunch, sheesh.
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Maradon! wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
As an addendum to my first post, let's examine the anomaly that is Somethor:He has to realize that most of us don't want him here. He has to know what all those red foe icons mean, and yet he continues to post. Nearly every time he does, he is met with opposition and disdain, yet he keeps coming back. Isn't that in itself kinda amazing? Does he have some sort of ultra high threshold for humiliation? Is he a masochist? neither can fully explain the anomaly that is Somethor.
What did he think when he saw this new thread with his name in the title? What does he think every time he posts even a sidelong comment about Wal-Mart? And what continually draws him here?
The answer is: I don't give a flying fuck. The dude's too annoying, everytime I look at one of his posts, I get pissed off at him. I don't know where to even begin describing what a gigantic idiot he is. He's in the same vein as Paul554, IMO. Just ban his ass and be done with it. Ignore the freedom fighters who will defend his right to continue to make moronic posts everywhere.
-Tok
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Batty stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
The least you could do if you're trying to say not to pick on him is get his name right. Don't get your panties in a bunch, sheesh.
I was being facetious 
Now let me see your nipples dammit. [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Maradon! ]
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Toktuk obviously shouldn't have said:
The answer is: I don't give a flying fuck. The dude's too annoying, everytime I look at one of his posts, I get pissed off at him. I don't know where to even begin describing what a gigantic idiot he is. He's in the same vein as Paul554, IMO. Just ban his ass and be done with it. Ignore the freedom fighters who will defend his right to continue to make moronic posts everywhere.-Tok
I'm not saying he has any right to post here, I'm just saying, is it really a bad thing that he pisses you off? So long as he isn't being grossly abusive.
One finds comfort among those who agree with one; growth among those who do not.
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Toktuk had this to say about Optimus Prime:
The dude's too annoying, everytime I look at one of his posts, I get pissed off at him.
Seems like you have anger management issues from quite inane things. I know just the solution, 
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Maradon! impressed everyone with:
I'm not saying he has any right to post here, I'm just saying, is it really a bad thing that he pisses you off? So long as he isn't being grossly abusive.One finds comfort among those who agree with one; growth among those who do not.
Yes it's a bad thing when I get pissed off. Jesus fuck, I'm a fat guy that works in IT, I'm already at high risk for a heart attack. I don't need anything else getting my blood pressure going if I can help it.
It's not just that he pisses me off, though, it's a number of other things. He's annoying and just won't go away, so get rid of him.
But it's sweet of you to go all carebear and try to defend his honor. Be careful or you'll turn into Lyinar 2.0.
-Tok
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From the book of Cowboy Darius, chapter 3, verse 16:
I'd normally tell him to go die in a ditch somewhere, but as long as he keeps his subscriber status, he's fine by me
Think that maybe it's a way to keep from getting banned? I do.
-Tok
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Toktuk had this to say about (_|_):
Think that maybe it's a way to keep from getting banned? I do.-Tok
I know that if I wanted to go troll somewhere; I wouldn't cough up 10 bucks a month to do it.
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Cowboy Darius had this to say about Pirotess:
I know that if I wanted to go troll somewhere; I wouldn't cough up 10 bucks a month to do it.
Unless you were particularly starved for attention.
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Cowboy Darius had this to say about Pirotess:
I know that if I wanted to go troll somewhere; I wouldn't cough up 10 bucks a month to do it.
It's been WELL established that Somthor doesn't operate under normal rules of reason and logic. He's a dumbfuck.
But, hey, if you guys want to sit around and kiss his ass because it makes you feel warm and fuzzy, be my guest. Just don't get whiny when there are enough people that get fed up with him and bust out the torch and pitchforks. I think we're getting pretty close.
-Tok
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Toktuk probably says this to all the girls:
Yes it's a bad thing when I get pissed off. Jesus fuck, I'm a fat guy that works in IT, I'm already at high risk for a heart attack. I don't need anything else getting my blood pressure going if I can help it.It's not just that he pisses me off, though, it's a number of other things. He's annoying and just won't go away, so get rid of him.
But it's sweet of you to go all carebear and try to defend his honor. Be careful or you'll turn into Lyinar 2.0.
-Tok
This post got me to laugh. The funnay is present.
And wouldn't that be Lyinar 1.0? I'm assuming that the version we have now is beta...
And seriously, WTF is up with that whole "OMG I CANNOT READ A NEWS ARTICLE UNLESS THERE IS A LINK!°§%°" shit? [ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]
It's just a cheap way to bash Somthor even more, that's what's up with it.
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Toktuk said this about your mom:
But, hey, if you guys want to sit around and kiss his ass because it makes you feel warm and fuzzy, be my guest. Just don't get whiny when there are enough people that get fed up with him and bust out the torch and pitchforks. I think we're getting pretty close.
You think so?
I think you're wrong. I don't think enough people give enough of a crap about him to put together any serious effort to drive him out.
Nice of you to claim I'm "defending his honor" though, when this entire thread is about how it's right to bash him when he posts a stupid opinion. "Willful misinterpretation" much?
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King Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
That shit don't fly in America, bratwurst.
Damn, you had what? Like six months to come up with a better insult?
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Tarquinn stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Damn, you had what? Like six months to come up with a better insult?
Maybe you should quit being a lunchmeat.
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Tarquinn wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Ah well, your creativity is better used somewhere else anyway.
Well fuck, I don't know what the hell you're supposed to call a German. Kraut? Germ? What?
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This one time, at Maradon! camp:
You think so?I think you're wrong. I don't think enough people give enough of a crap about him to put together any serious effort to drive him out.
Nice of you to claim I'm "defending his honor" though, when this entire thread is about how it's right to bash him when he posts a stupid opinion. "Willful misinterpretation" much?
Where the fuck did you get the impression, after all the flame wars and threads centered around Somthor, that people are indifferent when it comes to dealing with him?
If you need to keep him around because it gives you someone you can pick on and bully, you've got some serious self esteem issues you need to work on. As for me, I think he's a dipshit that couldn't find a coherant thought in the dark with two hands and a flash light, and I'd love to see him kicked to the curb.
-Tok
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King Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
Well fuck, I don't know what the hell you're supposed to call a German. Kraut? Germ? What?
Nazi.
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Snoota painfully thought these words up:
Nazi.
You know, that's truly insulting. And not in the "Haha, I call you asshole, but we're friends anyway" way.
It's the only german stereotype that disgusts me and in my case is as far away from the truth as possible.
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Tarquinn had this to say about (_|_):
You know, that's truly insulting. And not in the "Haha, I call you asshole, but we're friends anyway" way.
It's the only german stereotype that disgusts me and in my case is as far away from the truth as possible.
HIPPY!
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Toktuk had this to say about Robocop:
Where the fuck did you get the impression, after all the flame wars and threads centered around Somthor, that people are indifferent when it comes to dealing with him?
Because for every "flame somethor" thread, there's a thread where he actually seems to interact with people normally, and nobody seems to care.
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If you need to keep him around because it gives you someone you can pick on and bully, you've got some serious self esteem issues you need to work on.
"Willful misinterpretation" much?
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Star Collective wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
LUV 4 SOMTHOR!!
We started a fund to have you banned, too. Gydyon donated half a turkey sandwich and Karnaj pooped in the collection bin.
YOUR DOOM APPROACHES!
