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Topic: Haiku flamewar
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-07-2004 12:16:00 AM
Use this thread to flame
You know now what you must do
Bloodsage is a girl
Gork
Pancake
posted 01-07-2004 12:18:24 AM
Parcelan is a fuck face
Fuck that fucking fuck fucker
Fuck Fuckity Fuck
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-07-2004 12:19:31 AM
Parcelan is fat
Larger than an elephant
But that's 'coz he drinks
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 01-07-2004 12:20:49 AM
quote:
Gork's fortune cookie read:
Parcelan is a fuck face
Fuck that fucking fuck fucker
Fuck Fuckity Fuck

I'm sorry you fail
Gork that is not funny man
shut up and die fool

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Arrenn Lightblade ]

Gork
Pancake
posted 01-07-2004 12:22:43 AM
And I thought Dwarves friends
betrayed by the ones i trusted
parcelan one or three
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 01-07-2004 12:25:16 AM
stop doing haiku
you should know better than to
mess with the best dwarf
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-07-2004 12:26:47 AM
You fools suck at this
Perhaps you wish to return
To cocksucking for cash
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 01-07-2004 12:27:46 AM
LOLOL
ROFLMAO
STFU fag
Gork
Pancake
posted 01-07-2004 12:29:20 AM
I will stop then hoes
I will cry myself to sleep
hopefully not drown
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 01-07-2004 12:29:57 AM
Thinking of many words
I express myself in prose
Now I must go poo.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-07-2004 12:35:44 AM
Damn you suck at this
Street-walkers have better style.
Flame no more you fool.
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 01-07-2004 12:35:53 AM
Parce is not supreme
I have found a mistake
with his haiku fools
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-07-2004 12:38:43 AM
Sean was in the back,
Liam was in the front, bent,
Such flaming homos



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Demos
Pancake
posted 01-07-2004 12:42:19 AM
But Parce you forgot,
that in Communist Russia,
the haikus flame YOU!
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 01-07-2004 12:43:21 AM
I have returned now
The Bathroom Stinks very much
Flushed Twice, Damned Floaters.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 01-07-2004 12:49:16 AM
quote:
While possessed by the spirit of Somthor, Tal At Work wrote:
I have returned now
The Bathroom Stinks very much
Flushed Twice, Damned Floaters.

You are a faggot
I wish you would drop dead now
Noone likes you, cunt

hey
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-07-2004 12:50:39 AM
Make no mistake, fool
I am still leagues beyond you
Accept my power
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-07-2004 12:52:22 AM
I may be fruity
Yet fucking men will I not do
Stop your cockgobbling
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-07-2004 12:52:28 AM
hay guys what's going on
in this thread? doods, indeed, you
all flame like moss, crap.

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Gunslinger Moogle ]




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-07-2004 12:57:20 AM
quote:
Time to die, a_King Parcelan01:
Make no mistake, fool
I am still leagues beyond you
Accept my power

How ridiculous
You think you have skill at this?
Run back to your Mom


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-07-2004 01:14:55 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Gunslinger Moogle stammered:
hay guys what's going on
in this thread? doods, indeed, you
all flame like moss, crap.

At least our attempts
to customize our sigpics
don't look like fried ass.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-07-2004 01:34:42 AM
quote:
Black had this to say about Punky Brewster:
How ridiculous
You think you have skill at this?
Run back to your Mom

And speaking of moms
Take this twenty-five dollars
Your mom gives good head

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-07-2004 01:47:02 AM
quote:
Neeecole had time to sputter this out before being killed by an Orcish Fodder:
At least our attempts
to customize our sigpics
don't look like fried ass.

Ouch, that rly hurt.
Listen, crazy-ass bunny,
wallow in your crap.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-07-2004 01:48:12 AM
quote:
King Parcelan's torn.
And speaking of moms
Take this twenty-five dollars
Your mom gives good head

Not that you would know
As you never receive head
You only give it

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Black ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-07-2004 01:56:50 AM
You must be kidding.
Do you not know how to flame?
It is a sad day.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-07-2004 02:04:35 AM
quote:
Black had this to say about Captain Planet:
Not that you would know
As you never receive head
You only give it

If I were yourself
I would be slightly concerned
That mom has a cock

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 01-07-2004 02:20:39 AM
Hay guys look I'm Parce
"Now that I am full of beer,
GO PRAISE MY WORK, BITCH"
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-07-2004 09:46:48 AM
What the hell are you
faggots doing flaming while
typing in Haiku?

Haiku was not meant
for multi-man insult wars.
Just flame normally.

Holy crap! What the
Hell was that?! Oh my God! I'm
typing in Haiku!

What's going on here?
Why the hell am I typing
in friggin' Haiku?

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-07-2004 10:12:28 AM
You all blow goats.
I have a boatload of proof.
Stop making me sick.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-07-2004 10:19:13 AM
I will bust my caps.
You are no match for my skill.
Prepare to die, pig.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-07-2004 10:24:21 AM
Say you'll leave town, punk.
Or your face burns on the stove.
SAY IT! SAY IT NOW!!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-07-2004 10:50:58 AM
This all sounds like gangster rap to me
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-07-2004 10:57:29 AM
quote:
Liam thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
This all sounds like gangster rap to me

That was not Haiku.
Are you a big idiot?
Stay out of the thread.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

 
can you please fix my title
posted 01-07-2004 11:19:08 AM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Robocop:
I will bust my caps.
You are no match for my skill.
Prepare to die, pig.

I hate McDonald's
Their drive-thrus are always slow
And their burgers suck
_____________________________

Beer for Parcelen

From bottle or can
Down the throat to the bladder
Then back out again

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Somthor ]

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-07-2004 11:51:50 AM
quote:
Somthor got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I hate McDonald's
Their drive-thrus are always slow
And their burgers suck
_____________________________

Beer for Parcelen

From bottle or can
Down the throat to the bladder
Then back out again


Those were great flames, dude!
Way to stay on topic, dude!
Keep up the work, dude!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-07-2004 03:48:28 PM
quote:
From the book of Gydyon, chapter 3, verse 16:
Those were great flames, dude!
Way to stay on topic, dude!
Keep up the work, dude!

Sarcasm really
doesn't suit you that well. Here,
have a tank instead.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Skaw
posted 01-07-2004 04:00:33 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I hate McDonald's
Their drive-thrus are always slow
And their burgers suck

Old jokes that are dead:
Snootas job at McDonalds.
Leave these boards, moron.

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-07-2004 04:14:38 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Old jokes that are dead:
Snootas job at McDonalds.
Leave these boards, moron.

Stop hiding secrets
Behind the closed doors we know
Snake Man's your bitch

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Skaw
posted 01-07-2004 04:23:09 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on 'Myth!
Stop hiding secrets
Behind the closed doors we know
Snake Man's your bitch

Azy you are dumb,
Snake Man is everyones bitch.
Mega Man owns him.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-07-2004 04:26:58 PM
Parcelan must die
Pooh will be tortured to death
The mooseheads are mine!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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