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Demos obviously shouldn't have said:
Parce leads by showing
asstastic examples of
mangled, written shit.

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At least he can come
up with better curses than
"asstastic", cockrock.

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Neeecole wrote this stupid crap:
At least he can come
up with better curses than
"asstastic", cockrock.

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The irony there,
is lack of creative ones
by yourself, either.

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So quoth Demos:
The irony there,
is lack of creative ones
by yourself, either.

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Clit-jesus, assjuice,
labia cheese, cock cookie,
proved you wrong, buttnad.

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ACES! Another post by Neeecole:
Clit-jesus, assjuice,
labia cheese, cock cookie,
proved you wrong, buttnad.

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You have proved yourself.
Clitorical cunt fungus.
Eat yourself out, bitch.

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Demos had this to say about Knight Rider:
You have proved yourself.
Clitorical cunt fungus.
Eat yourself out, bitch.

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No thank you, titbunny.
I have a significant
other who does this .

The trick to Haiku
is using two-syllable
words very often.

I admit it's not
that hard to write Haiku, but
I'm good at something.

More than you can say.
Where did you learn to write these?
Practice, then come back.

When you're all worthy
We can continue this fight.
Until then, I win.

I just voted five.
Despite the flames, this thread has
much hilarity.

Typing in Haiku
Actually really fun.
Do this more often.

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Ruv ]

Also, I have a
tendancy to join my poems
into a long post.

I am just better.
Why not just admit it?
"Stay down. It suits you."

See? Look! There I go!
Now I have four good poems
against just your one.

Just like the Zergling,
my numbers shall win the fight.
That, and early rush.

But perhaps I joined
Too late for the rush part.
Oh well, now yer swarmed.

How many is this?
I count seven, with this one.
For now, I will stop.

One more, 'Cause I just thought of it...

Like Chumba-Wumbas.
Surround my opponent, then
kick him in the shin.

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Ruv ]

Also, like Balding
Man, you must compensate for
Suckiness, by numbers.

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Gunslinger Moogle ]

Many people here
Still do not grasp Haiku. Well,
I'll try to explain.

It will confuse some,
So I'll try to speak using
terms you understand.

Haiku's not writing.
More like the pen and paper
having wild sex.

Of course, there's no pen
or paper. There are keyboards.
But it is the same.

Haiku's more than just
simple words. It goes beyond
space, time, and our brains.

Maybe I should stick
to the concept of wild sex.
Some may be aroused.

This is the kind of
shit I think of late at night
when I'm damn tired.

Damnit, now I want
some booze. But I can't have none.
No beer in the house.

I can keep going.
That is, for fifteen minutes.
Then it's time for bed.

Too happy to flame.
I love making Haiku much.
Destroys my anger.

But you must admit
That I'm damn good at this. Still
more than you can say.

Should I stop for now?
My wrists are kinda sore.
Still, I will press on.

Let's see how long I
can make this post go for. I
may set a record!

Must play WarCraft 3.
Need to make a strategy
for pizowning n00bs.

Whoa, hey, that one rhymed!
A testament to Ruvyen's
awesome ninja skills.

Now I'm babbling.
I've nothing to talk about.
Ooh! Shiny quarter!

Oh my god! My first
mistake in this thread! I can't
believe I made one!

Losing my focus.
I should sleep. Tomorrow you'll
prob'ly feel my wrath.

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Ruv ]

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Also, I have a
tendancy to join my poems
into a long post.

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8 syllables, bitch
Not so flawless now, are you?
Is more still better?

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nem-x had this to say about dark elf butts:
Putting one sentence into a haiku structure is ghetto.

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Hay buddy, maybe it's just me but you're missing a few syllables.