Hold this k, I'll brb thx
*Wanders away*
AAKJBFKBAOIFNOEWNLKNWLKEFNOWIENR THPPPPPT
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Anklebiter had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Hogties delid and pours pure hydrochloric acid down his throat
slits anklebiter's throat with a razor blade, watches him fall, being unable to stand from lack of blood, then stands on his head while holding Black's bomb. Splatters of troll bits embed themselves into Anklebiter's soft flesh. [ 01-01-2004: Message edited by: diadem ]
*Steps back*
*Launches fowards and executes a roundhouse kick that snaps the troll's head back*
*yawn..* *Bang!*
Soak
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There's no blame, there's no shame, it's up to Suddar:
*drops a tactical nuclear bomb upon Terena's nationstates empire*
Tegadil cuts off Suddar's vital smoof supply.
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Check out the big brain on Cowboy Darius!
PK's Teg and takes his chest itemgg nub
pulls out a spear and uses Darius' head as a pogo spring, launching him back a space.
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Fizodeth had this to say about Captain Planet:
*Destroys every oxygen giving plant in the world, thus cutting off the vital air supply to everyone*
pulls out a Dolphin MX and shoots Fizo in the head three times.
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'Myth had this to say about John Romero:
pulls out a Dolphin MX and shoots Fizo in the head three times.
Stabs a syrenge into Azymyth's neck, and injects 120 CCs of kerosine.
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Hungry Densetsu sent this coded message via a team of nanites:
Stabs a syrenge into Azymyth's neck, and injects 120 CCs of kerosine.
crushes Dens under the hooves of a bronze mechanical Bronco...or one of those rockets you pay a quarter to ride in at the supermarket.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Snoota had this to say about the Spice Girls:
tells Moogle that moogles aren't actually real and that he can stop ending every other word with upo
*stabs NSotota in the kdiney with a broken bottle and then stabs the corpese that comeso out of the stabbignb with a relaly big sword sthat is LOGNER THAN THE WORLD TISELF*
[ 01-01-2004: Message edited by: Mr. Gainsborough ]
(Think of that elevator scene from Willard) 
[ 01-01-2004: Message edited by: Kiranê ]
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Everyone wondered WTF when Neeecole wrote:
*locks Kirane in a room with "Hastur" written all over the walls*
*Casts H-wave upon Nicole and introduces her to a bunch of... passionate...
Bugbears*
Toodles.
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So quoth King Parcelan:
*casts Vorbis in a homemade LotR fanfilm and lets nature take its course.*
*Serves Parcelan the Hot Wings of quick, painful death (extra hot!)*
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Nobody really understood why Lenlalron Flameblaster wrote:
*Serves Parcelan the Hot Wings of quick, painful death (extra hot!)*
*Stabs lenny in the FACE!*
Damnit, I bent my knife..
*pushes with his foot and pulls Delphi's arms off with all his might*
*hold's Delphi by the head and holds his head under water for two minutes*
*slowly hacks up Delphi's body with a chainsaw, starting with the feet and working his way up* [ 01-01-2004: Message edited by: diadem ]
[ 01-01-2004: Message edited by: Anklebiter ]
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Everyone wondered WTF when Anklebiter wrote:
*Anklebiter pulls out a potato peeler and jabs it into Aury's heart, he then proceeds to peel the skin off of Aury's skull*
stabs a straw into Ankle's chest, causing his blood to rapidly flow out until he dies of blood loss.
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'Myth thought about the meaning of life:
stabs a straw into Ankle's chest, causing his blood to rapidly flow out until he dies of blood loss.
*ties 'Myth to a chair, hauls in a television, VCR and stack of old Shirley Temple movies*
You'll either go insane, or just die of dehydration eventually. Enjoy!
*waves and goes*
