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Trent thought about the meaning of life:
*ties 'Myth to a chair, hauls in a television, VCR and stack of old Shirley Temple movies*

You'll either go insane, or just die of dehydration eventually. Enjoy!

*waves and goes*

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*casts Trent in a dozen different teen movies as the head cheerleader*

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How.... Vorbis.... uughhhhhh:
*casts Trent in a dozen different teen movies as the head cheerleader*

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*introduces Vorbis to his new bestest friend ever, AIDS!*

Dear mother of all that is holy, Vorbis, that's sadistic.

[ 01-02-2004: Message edited by: Lenlalron Flameblaster ]

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A sleep deprived Lenlalron Flameblaster stammered:
Dear mother of all that is holy, Vorbis, that's sadistic.

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*nails Len to the floor by driving red hot railroad spikes through his wrists*

Don't worry Skippy, this won't hurt me at all.

*pulls out a hypo of PCP and a hypo of strychnine, then shoves one into each of Len's eyes and shoves the plungers home*

See? I didn't feel that at all.

*spends the next half hour taking bets with bystanders if Len will die from his heart exploding, or from tearing himself apart with convulsions*

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Palador ChibiDragon sent this coded message via a team of nanites:
*spends the next half hour taking bets with bystanders if Len will die from his heart exploding, or from tearing himself apart with convulsions*

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*rigs the bet so that the local Mafiosos, who bet thousands on what they were guaranteed was a sure payoff, lose*

*watches Don Parcelonio, Senor Bloodsagista and Ja'Deth the Snake send their hired Waiszling goons to tear Chibi to shreds*

At ten paces, the poor moogle gets his head blown off. He was forevermore inanimate.

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Ruv had this to say about Robocop:
*Draws two longswords and swings them around, cutting 'Myth into 20 pieces.*

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*shoots Ruv with a pretty bullet*