Somethor is a puss filled cunt.
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Naimah had this to say about Knight Rider:
Lets play a board game! Building limricks line by line. Only rule is they have to be flaming our favorite ass munch Somthor. Or we could just make this baseless shredding of the village idiot but this might be fun for a little while.Somethor is a puss filled cunt.
you know all about those dont you.
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5 Fists wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Yeah, you suck Somthar, suck like a fox!1
insult somthor all ya want, but dont disgrace foxes by comparing them to flamebait, foo
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Naimah had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Somethor is a puss filled cunt.
Rhyming with Cunt is hard.
Its not worth to make a thread about like an idiot.
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Bummey the Savage stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Rhyming with Cunt is hard.
He's a little runt I want to punt for uh.. fun..t
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Man, who wouldn't want to be Bajah:
I don't know what's funnier... that Somthor is being flamed out of the blue, the fact that it's NAIMAH making the flame, or the fact that Naimah couldn't flame without copying someone else's flame (that got banned for it).
Go make snow angels.
Of course, the problem with Somthor is that despite being told he's an inconceivably stupid ass, despite being given advice from Parcelan and Bloodsage on how NOT to be a cunt, he doesn't seem to care enough to mend his ways. Which makes it all the worse. Like a man who's been told he smells like pigshit and vomit, yet refuses to take a shower. There's no good reason for it. It's just laziness and apathy, with a liberal amount of idiocy thrown in for good measure.
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When diadem says stuff like this, it proves there isn't a god:
i didn't bother to read this thread and contribute nothing
holy shit!
Here goes nothing!
"Somthor is a puss filled cunt
He is, indeed, one which I would like to hunt
I would pop his head with a stone
Much like that of a pheasant
All the people will no longer groan
Oh my god wouldn't it be pleasant?"
Could use a touch up here or there, but man am I proud of myself.
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Fox had this to say about Robocop:
insult somthor all ya want, but dont disgrace foxes by comparing them to flamebait, foo
Woops!! Didn't see you there..
Oh and uh...yeah somthor seems to be a tad moronic, but I don't really have a problem with him...I thought it was a bit of a joke thread at least, but apparently not.
Anyway, happy Holidays!! yes even to you Somthor!
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From the book of Gomateux, chapter 3, verse 16:
Yeah.. It appears none of you know how to write limricks. (im pretty sure the rhyme scheme is A A B C B C)Here goes nothing!
"Somthor is a puss filled cunt
He is, indeed, one which I would like to hunt
I would pop his head with a stone
Much like that of a pheasant
All the people will no longer groan
Oh my god wouldn't it be pleasant?"Could use a touch up here or there, but man am I proud of myself.
You're a bit off on the scheme. It's A A B B C C C, with a little tune thrown in. I'd tell you the tune, but that would require me to speak it, and I don't have a functioning mic.
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Bummey the Savage's fortune cookie read:
You're a bit off on the scheme. It's A A B B C C C, with a little tune thrown in. I'd tell you the tune, but that would require me to speak it, and I don't have a functioning mic.
Nah, thats alright. I guess I'll edit my current one now. Gimme a second.
There once was a knight named Lancelot,
Who looked at Blair askance a lot.
So whenever he'd pass,
That beautiful ass,
The front of his pants would advance-a-lot
edit: My Innoruuk, it's full of delis! [ 12-24-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]
Edit: DAMN YOU BUMMEY I WORKED HARD ON THIS, ITS NOT CHANGING AGAIN.
Okay, I will. Here's the NEW one:
Somthor is a puss filled cunt
He is, indeed, one which I would like to hunt
I would pop his head with a stone
Then all the people will no longer groan
thus was the end of Somthor the cunt.
Yeah, it's crap =/ [ 12-24-2003: Message edited by: Gomateux ]
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This one time, at Gomateux camp:
Edit: DAMN YOU BUMMEY I WORKED HARD ON THIS, ITS NOT CHANGING AGAIN.
rofl
[edit - this is in no way meant for Som, just doing some venting] [ 12-24-2003: Message edited by: Fox ]
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How.... Fox.... uughhhhhh:
go fuck yourself and the goddam horse you fucking rode in on, you poor pathetic sorry excuse for a cum guzzling std-ridden twat. By god, is it too much to ask that people who do severe drugs wear a rubber or pull out early. If your mommy is too busy slutting herself out for drug money to watch you while your online, please do us all a big fat fucking favor and just inhale some more spraypaint till everything becomes dark.
oic
oic
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Everyone wondered WTF when Fox wrote:
go fuck yourself and the goddam horse you fucking rode in on, you poor pathetic sorry excuse for a cum guzzling std-ridden twat. By god, is it too much to ask that people who do severe drugs wear a rubber or pull out early. If your mommy is too busy slutting herself out for drug money to watch you while your online, please do us all a big fat fucking favor and just inhale some more spraypaint till everything becomes dark.[edit - this is in no way meant for Som, just doing some venting]
Someone has issues.
And that was weak.
It's not something people hear about.
[edit - and yes I got issues, any problems with that] [ 12-24-2003: Message edited by: Fox ]
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This insanity brought to you by Fox:
whats weak was your mom last night, I expected a dimes worth, but shes only a nickel whore
"Your mom" jokes only work around here when coming from an obviously intelligent source.
For example: Not you.
It's not something people hear about.
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A sleep deprived Monica stammered:
Somthor's a big fat ole fucktard,
Who lives on a diet of pig lard.
He became so enthralled,
By a wolf he was mauled.
Good thing we all caught him off guard.
I never mauled him.
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From the book of Aury, chapter 3, verse 16:
I never mauled him.
psst... I DON'T CARE, BITCH!
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From the book of Sean, chapter 3, verse 16:
"Your mom" jokes only work around here when coming from an obviously intelligent source.For example: Not you.
Yeah? Well, my mom's a ho!
hey, waitasec..
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Monica had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
psst... I DON'T CARE, BITCH!
You should, meaniehead.
Sure, he is a bit abraisive and doesn't write as well as he could, but there are worse sins.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Sean had this to say about the Spice Girls:
"Your mom" jokes only work around here when coming from an obviously intelligent source.For example: Not you.
ooh, the equivalent of saying someone's stupid. How long did it take you to put it in a 'clever' way, dick cheese. Go back to trying to catch and sexually harass your house animals..or how you put it..'getting lucky and scoring'
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Fox painfully thought these words up:
ooh, the equivalent of saying someone's stupid. How long did it take you to put it in a 'clever' way, dick cheese. Go back to trying to catch and sexually harass your house animals..or how you put it..'getting lucky and scoring'
Oh wow, a complete dickhead sees a flame thread and decides its his turn to try and be clever. Go back to fucking foxes in the ass or whatever it is you do.
lol foxes lol foxes
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Fox had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
ooh, the equivalent of saying someone's stupid. How long did it take you to put it in a 'clever' way, dick cheese.
Two minutes to read, formulate and post a response. Including load times on 56k.
Come back when you have some original humor.
It's not something people hear about.
At least until New Year's, then I go on a RAMPAGE!