Those who wish to join the ranks of the Light to battle the fury of Snoota, post yeself here to be assigned a rank under your commander: Lord Lenlalros of Flumphista!
Those who stand against us in the ranks of the Dark Lord Snoota, post here so that we may know our enemy and you may know your doom!
I've been playing SF2 a lot. Humor me.
Those are great games
[ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: D Spot ]
Razor, your lack of true combat skills and rather befuddling appearance places you as the generic "cute but overall worthless" creature. Your attacks shall be limited to headbutts and pitifully cute squeakings. Fare you well.
Bane, since all good forces are either beautiful or smart, you are clearly one with Snoota. Your mysterious demeanor and confusing speech mark you clearly as a Dark Monk, skilled with healing magic and furious fists.
Zair, as a bizarre but also useful creature, you make the rank of Wolfman. Furious with claws and fang, you shall rend the forces of Snoota beneath your savage prowess!
Liam, your stout soul and powerful blade has marked you as a dwarven Warrior. Born to give your massive strength and constitution to your Lord, you shall take much punishment in your battles before you fall.
Dspot, you are one of the backbone of Snoota's army: the spear-wielding soldier who throws himself time and time again at the enemy to wear them down for your allies. [ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: Mr. Parcelan ]
I accept these odds, in the name of darkness.
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Mr. Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Dspot, you are one of the backbone of Snoota's army: the spear-wielding soldier who throws himself time and time again at the enemy to wear them down for your allies.
YES!!!!
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Azrael Heavenblade wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
The forces of the Dark shall feel both sword and thunder! If fate smiles upon me, Snoota shall die on my blade.
Fate is against you, for it shall be my blade that will stop the great evil.
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KaLourin had this to say about Robocop:
So many on the side of good... Afraid of something? hmmm?
I accept these odds, in the name of darkness.
I go to whichever side has better benefits.
Crabs, with your good nature and cheerful demeanor, you shall act as the halfling Cleric of the Force. Healing is your way and you shall serve your allies well.
Azrael, devotion of your lance and your hoof comes naturally to you. As a mighty centaur Knight, the forces of Snoota shall feel the force of your thunderous charge and your piercing lance!
KaLourin, as a mighty Mage of Snoota, you wreak havoc upon your foes and lead your soldiers to victory. Fire and Confusion spells are your only friend; all others are pawns to be used and nothing more.
Alt-F4, jealousy cannot be a part of the Force. It is clear that you are a vile spy of Lord Snoota! As the cunning Thief, you thought to infiltrate the force to slide your dagger between the ribs of a warrior of light. It shall not be so today!
Black, your keen eyes are a blessing to the force. As the often quiet and cunning elven Archer, your bow pierces the forces of darkness from afar. But be forewarned: your allies are your shields, lest you fall beneath the axes and swords of Snoota. [ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: Mr. Parcelan ]
The Shining Force WILL fall!
I stand firm with the Force to avenge my fallen homelandupo!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Come on, Snoota. Let's go find some cheap blow and a hooker whose ass we can snort it off of.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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A sleep deprived Mr. Parcelan stammered:
Alt-F4, jealousy cannot be a part of the Force. It is clear that you are a vile spy of Lord Snoota! As the cunning Thief, you thought to infiltrate the force to slide your dagger between the ribs of a warrior of light. It shall not be so today!
Damn, I've been found out.
Okay, so whats the plan? Are we resurecting Dark Dragon again? Or the evil ummm Zeon or some new evil totally made out of the evil Dark Monk's magic! Since it is a highly kept secret that I am the greatest and bestest evil Monk in all the land! Oh yeh!
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Ummm what was I doing again? Oooooo a shiny object! [ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: New Age Bane ]
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Karnaj was naked while typing this:
I'm with Snoota, because while Light may be just and righteous, Dark is so, so much more fun.Come on, Snoota. Let's go find some cheap blow and a hooker whose ass we can snort it off of.
evil rocks.
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*rends and tears Snoota's minions*
Sentow, brave and true, you shall serve under Lenlalros' command as a brave Monk. Skilled with fist and healing magic, you shall crush his foes and protect his allies!
Young Moogle, as the last survivor of your homeland, you serve from the air as a fierce birdman Fighter. Use both wing and sword to cleave Snoota's forces asunder!
Sakkra, with mace and with the blessing of darkness do you stand as a Dark Cleric. To heal your comrades and to strike down those who dare to lift a hand against Snoota is your premise in life and in death.
Karnaj, your cunning and courage speaks highly of your abilities as a Swordsman. With cleaving blows and with heroic words do you lead your Lord's troops to their destiny. Be wary, however, for a fatal strike against you shall be a fatal strike to your troops' morale.
Darius, as the swift and cunning Sniper do you serve to bring an end to these meddling heroes. With your bow and keen eyesight, you serve to remove the dangerous mages and clerics before they can bring their magic to bear.
Zeke, your sword shall serve along Dspot as a Soldier of Lord Snoota. Let your numbers and spears overthrow these heroes.
Soldar, your slow and logical mind shall serve you well as a Healer for the Shining Force. Use your healing magic and your staff to protect your foes from the hungry maw of Snoota. [ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: Mr. Parcelan ]
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Ferret had this to say about Tron:
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*Crushes Ferret's face with his mace*
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We were all impressed when Sakkra wrote:
*Crushes Ferret's face with his mace*
DEATH FROM ABOVE
*swoops down and lops Sakkra's head off*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
