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We were all impressed when Gunslinger Moogle wrote:
DEATH FROM ABOVE*swoops down and lops Sakkra's head off*
*throws a dagger at Moogle's eye, throwing off his aim*
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Somthor had this to say about Tron:
I guess I'll be the clueless innocent bystander/victim
[ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Savage ]
The blood of the innocent shall run in the streets! For Snoota, till death!
Grab your lances, MorbId and Bummey, there is still need for more Soldiers to impale the Shining Force.
To combat the evil of KaLourin, Waisztarroz, the need for elven Mages such as yourself is high. With Fire and Frost, your strength shall provide a gleaming beacon of hope to the Shining Force.
Lashanna, bold and fearsome, she rampages into the battle with a black lance in her hands and her face hidden behind a helmet of the sheerest night. As a centaur Knight, her rampaging onslaught shall cleave a swath of destruction in the Light.
All around the world, warriors rise for justice, and offer to fight to restore order... A time of chaos, indeed.
But, all those on the side of the Light are missing the entire purpose...
Power, and justice, can only be attained through victory in battle!!
[ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]
It's not something people hear about.
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
In simpler terms, you're fucked sideways with a chainsaw.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Duck Tales:
My Dark Lord's armies will make slaves of your children and whores of your wives. Your meager counters to our might will be dashed before us like leaves in a gale, scattered to the four winds. The rivers will run red with the blood of your families and friends and the sun will rise no more. We will burn your crops and slay your animals and raze every building in an orgy of mayhem, a choking tide of chaos. We will defile your holy places, and profane everything you hold sacred. A cold wind will forever blow in the everlasting night. Darkness will envelop the world, unbroken for ages eternal. In the end, you will beg us to kill you.In simpler terms, you're fucked sideways with a chainsaw.
but there will be hookers?
My meaningless life shall die on the side of good!
Despair as the cold night descends, snuffing your precious hopes with it. Fear as you fumble about in the Dark, the sound of steel boots stomping the ground, growing ever closer as we come for you.
Bemoan your fallen comrades as they fall one by one, leaving you alone, like a pathetic blind rat attempting to flee a hunting cat, for in the end all your resistance is but a slight amusement to us.
Scream as the darkness takes your misbegotten life, and its minions destroy your body as well as your soul... our blades rending and cleaving your flesh, our hammers and maces crushing your bones, our magics searing you with flames that demons themselves would flee.
And rejoice as the Darkness takes you, in the brief few moments when you truly know death... before Lord Snoota raises you back to serve our most righteous cause. [ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: Sakkra ]
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This insanity brought to you by Snoota:
We will crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentation of the women!
Will you have Jerky?
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Ferret had this to say about Robocop:
Will you have Jerky?
Even the sweet and hot kind!
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From the book of Snoota, chapter 3, verse 16:
Even the sweet and hot kind!
Dibs on the Dark side.
Justice is neither good, nor is it evil. It is simply Justice. Good implies giving people second chances, and why would you give criminals a second chance?
Lord Snoota fights for true justice. In this time of chaos, our army will become an iron fist of Order, and crush the Light!
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New Age Bane was listening to Cher while typing:
Alright, my army of lizardmen and goblins is almost ready for combat! I am the general in charge! You shall fall by my 100 year tactics! Oh yeh whatever you do don't kill me because once you do the battle is over! You'll never reach the cave behind me that leads to some new town where you can buy stronger weapons and explore it! Perhaps you'll even pick up a new member if you make it past me! Muhahhahahahhahahah oooooo a shiny pebble! *runs over there*
*puts Bane out of his misery, for the sake of both sides*
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Snoota stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Even the sweet and hot kind!
Goes into a red meat induced bloodlust.
I claim the cowering souls of Lenlaros for Lord Snoota!
Proceeds to pick off random enemies with his longbow.
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Death to the Snoota-ites!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
For the sake of goodly people everywhere, Snoota must be stopped!
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KaLourin attempted to be funny by writing:
*puts Bane out of his misery, for the sake of both sides*
But But But but but but but but but but... Oh man where is Darksol when I need him! Oh wait that was SF1 hmmm
Woo, got another one!
