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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-04-2003 03:36:15 PM
"Treat a gun like you'd treat a woman. Hold it firmly in your hands, take sight of what you want... and then fire off a few rounds into your target!"

-True Crime: Streets of LA

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-04-2003 03:37:04 PM
"Here we gooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

-Mario

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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 12-04-2003 03:39:04 PM
You are making me want to play mario. Damn you. *runs off to find a rom.*
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Sean
posted 12-04-2003 03:41:22 PM
"The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off."

- You shouldn't have to ask.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-04-2003 03:45:14 PM
Magic is impressive. But now, Minsc leads. Swords for EVERYONE!

-Minsc, Baldur's Gate

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-04-2003 03:52:54 PM
quote:
Gikk had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
You are making me want to play mario. Damn you. *runs off to find a rom.*

Psst, Lazzay... PM!

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-04-2003 04:04:46 PM
See sig.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-04-2003 04:14:13 PM
Also, see sig.
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Oh shi...
what
posted 12-04-2003 04:17:34 PM
quote:
Khyron said this about your mom:
Psst, Lazzay... PM!

Isn't Lazzay!

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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-04-2003 04:18:04 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Oh shi...!
Isn't Lazzay!

GASP! You don't say!

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Alaan
posted 12-04-2003 04:29:06 PM
Snake: So how did you keep them from finding the PAL key?
Meryl: Women have more hiding places than men.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 12-04-2003 04:45:12 PM
Lemina: It's dangerous up ahead.. everyone hold onto their most prized possession... Ronfar! Get your hand out of your pants!
Ronfar: Just following orders.

From Lunar 2: Eternal Blue.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-04-2003 05:36:47 PM
Anything Minsc said
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-04-2003 05:38:21 PM
I also love the dialogue between the Prince and Farrah in Prince of Persia.
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Suddar
posted 12-04-2003 05:40:52 PM
"Because

We...
Are men...
Of the sea!"
-Captain of the Thames, Xenogears.

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-04-2003 05:51:34 PM
"Umm HK, translation?"
"Statement: There is a 98% probability that the miniature meatbag wishes our assistance in rescuing members of his tribe that have been captured by Sand People."
"And the other 2%"
"There is a 2% probability that he is looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. Though this may be wishful thinking on my part."

(Not exact, but close enough)
- HK-47 and the protagonist of Kotor.

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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 12-04-2003 06:58:43 PM
"YOU SPOONY BARD!!"
Final Fantasy IV

[ 12-04-2003: Message edited by: Janus. ]

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Stiddy
Pancake
posted 12-04-2003 07:15:56 PM
"When I grow up, I wanna be a Blitzball!"
-Some kid in FFX
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-04-2003 07:16:12 PM
Whooo want'a some Wang? -- Low Wang, Shadow Warrior

Go Speed Racer Goooo! -- Low Wang, Shadow Warrior

Man, that's one doomed space marine. -- Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D

So what's in this Macarena temple anyway? -- Tidus, FFX

Nuclear Launch Detected -- StarCraft

I'm about to drop the hammer -- Siege Tank, Starcraft

And dispense some indisciminate justice! -- Siege Tank, Starcraft

I'm about to overload my aggression inhibitors. -- Ghost, Starcraft

Lead or you will be removed. -- Carrier, Starcraft

This is NOT an idle threat. -- Carrier, Starcraft

e equals.. d'oh let me get my notes. -- Science Vessel - Starcraft

Why yoo pokin me? -- Orc Grunt, Warcraft2

Shoot the tubes, Rat Breath. -- Sewer Shark

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-04-2003 07:36:39 PM
"This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!"
- Kefka, Final Fantasy VI

[Snake is hiding in a locker]
"Hey, Snake, this kinda reminds you of the first time we met, doesn't it?"
"Not unless I piss my pants."
- Otacon and Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2

EDIT:
"'Join the army,' they said! 'See the world,' they said! I'd rather be sailing."
- Footman, WarCraft II

[ 12-04-2003: Message edited by: Sentow, Maybe ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 12-04-2003 07:58:30 PM
"SHUT UP! TALKING MAKES YOU DIE!" -Heschel, Legend of Dragoon

Oh, and of course, Cid free-falling while about to suicide-bomb the tunnel to the underground, from the Japanese version of FF4:

"HEY, GOLBEZE! Cid, the Master Engineer, has something for you other than his middle finger!"

edit: freudian slips COCKS abound

[ 12-04-2003: Message edited by: Leopold, the Voice of Reason ]

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-04-2003 07:59:04 PM
Holy hell Rig...

Sewer Shark?! didnt think anyone else knew it existed, let alone acknowledge said existance.

as for my favorite? Mephisto's monologue in act3 of Diablo2

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Burger
BANNED!
posted 12-04-2003 08:00:53 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when KaLourin wrote:
Holy hell Rig...

Sewer Shark?! didnt think anyone else knew it existed, let alone acknowledge said existance.

as for my favorite? Mephisto's monologue in act3 of Diablo2

During the cutscene, or the little blurb in-game when you see him?

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-04-2003 08:04:58 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Burger said:
During the cutscene, or the little blurb in-game when you see him?


cutscene. his monologue to the brothers.

hell, I dont even know what he says ingame.. im usually running already.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-04-2003 08:09:41 PM
Duke Nukem 3D:

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."

And then he does! Brilliant!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-04-2003 08:12:47 PM
Anything HK-47 said in Knights of the Old Republic.
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Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 12-04-2003 08:17:32 PM
The scene in FFVIII where they are off to the SEED mission and Seifer keeps insulting Zell. Exact lines I do not recall and I'm not gonna go play a few hours of a game again to post the text here.
"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-04-2003 08:38:45 PM
something about calling him a chickenwuss, or chickenpuss
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 12-04-2003 08:40:12 PM
Yes I remember chickenwuss, just couldn't remember it well enough to try and quote or anything. Besides, it was the whole cutscene there that he was insulting them...mostly Zell.
"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
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MorbId
Pancake
posted 12-04-2003 09:05:36 PM
Shadow of Destiny:

Eike: Oh, I get it. You're the Big S. 'Grant me your soul and I will restore you to life'... right?
Homunculus: Oh, please. Your soul? In this day and age?

Guilty Gear X2:

"Uh.. maybe you shouldn't kick so high, miss. People's eyes tend to wander and - hey! Oww!" - Ky Kiske to Jam

Baldurs' Gate II:

"I can feel your stares! Die, die!" - female Edwin

Really, any of the quotes that go with the female Edwin subplot.

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Ace in the Spade
Pancake
posted 12-04-2003 09:12:52 PM
He fills his cup with poison and savors it like wine.
Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.
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Alt-F4
Pancake
posted 12-04-2003 09:25:33 PM
"I don't see you touching the other elves this way."-Alleria, Warcraft 2

"Did you just call me a meatbag again?"-main char from KOTOR
"I'm sorry meat, uh, master"-HK-47

"Well that still only counts as one."
-Gimli
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 12-04-2003 10:13:07 PM
"I don't understand why there are so many Sarafan guards out lately?"
"The sarafan are here to protect us, they keep the vampires at bay."
"Really have you ever seen a vampire?"
"Thats the whole point, that means their doing their job!"
~Blood Omen 2, two peasents speaking above Kain and Ula
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-04-2003 10:13:21 PM
"I only asked one thing of this world: that when I die, it be for something, not of something." -Ghost, Enter the Matrix



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-04-2003 10:22:52 PM
quote:
KaLourin Model 2000 was programmed to say:
cutscene. his monologue to the brothers.

hell, I dont even know what he says ingame.. im usually running already.

I think he says:

"And the Evil that was one vanquished shall rise anew! Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent, and terror shall consume they that dwell upon the earth. The skies shall rain fire, and the seas will become as BLOOD. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of hell!"

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-04-2003 10:24:46 PM
thank you! I didnt feel like digging out the cinematic cd to get a transcription of it
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-04-2003 10:25:47 PM
quote:
KaLourin stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
thank you! I didnt feel like digging out the cinematic cd to get a transcription of it

I was looking for it when I realized the quote I memorized above was it, not the opening to LoD.

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Lashanna
noob
posted 12-04-2003 10:31:56 PM
Most of Jolee Bindo's stories in KotOR.

...And uh... Geezus, I know there's so many funny things I hear when I play certain games, but they're all escaping me right now.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Goma
Pancake
posted 12-04-2003 10:34:33 PM
Anything Kain says in the entire LoK series.

He's so damn witty and badass, he NEVER loses an argument/mouth off.

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Alaan
posted 12-04-2003 10:37:38 PM
Old Man: So, you two are a couple?
Ryudo: We're smiling, we're holding hands, why the hell else would we be this damn clase?

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