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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-04-2003 10:37:48 PM
true, true..
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Peter
Pancake
posted 12-04-2003 11:32:48 PM
Anything Said in Sam And Max hit the Road
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-04-2003 11:49:35 PM
"The last thing I feel like dealing with today is a Jedi."
- random Stormtrooper, overhead in Jedi Knight II

"You wanna know why you lost? 'Cause you PISSED ME OFF!"
- Jojo, Jojo's Adventure

"Do you accept my challenge?"
"I accept your challenge!"
- Taishi Ci & male edit officer, Dynasty Warriors 4

"Man, I'm much better looking than you."
- Yunsung, Soul Calibur II

I'm out.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 12-05-2003 12:02:35 AM
The conversation between Dancer Nelsha and Ratchet in Thousand Arms. I'm going to have to play through the game again to get the exact words, but I found it funny.

On a side note, I have the feeling that the voice for Ratchet and the voice for Harlequinn (from Batman) are the same person, tho that voice can probably be done by any Brooklyn borne woman

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 12-05-2003 12:52:20 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Gunslinger Moogle stammered:
"I only asked one thing of this world: that when I die, it be for something, not of something." -Ghost, Enter the Matrix

Yeah, Ghost is my favourite Matrix character, probably why I liked the game so much.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-05-2003 10:19:19 AM
"Man, how many steaks do ya think we could get outa that?"
-Wakka, regarding a Behemoth

"Are you sure you pressed the right button?"
"Yes, I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime"
"Perhaps your hand slipped."
"I do not make mistakes of that kind! It's the maintanence man, he knows I like orange."
"So you think the staff has some sort of plot?"
"Yes. Exactly"
-Agents Hermann and Navarre in Deus Ex


I edit... FOR JUSTICE!
and grammar

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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 12-05-2003 10:32:28 AM
"It has been so long, my Master.. and I regret so much." -Ajunta Pall, KoTOR

Just the way he says it I love it that all the dialogue is spoken in KoTOR

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 12-05-2003 01:03:48 PM
quote:
Sakkra painfully thought these words up:

"Are you sure you pressed the right button?"
"Yes, I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime"
"Perhaps your hand slipped."
"I do not make mistakes of that kind! It's the maintanence man, he knows I like orange."
"So you think the staff has some sort of plot?"
"Yes. Exactly"
-Agents Hermann and Navarre in Deus Ex


I love that quote. And it reminds me...


Subject: Skul-gun
Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for my head. Yesterday in Batery Park, some
scum we all know pushes smack for NSF gets jumpy and draws. I take 2 .22's,
1 in flesh, 1 in augs, befor I can get out that dam asalt gun.

If I could kil just by thought, it would be beter. Is it my job to be a
human target-practis backstop?

Gunther Hermann

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-05-2003 01:19:19 PM
quote:
Tegadil had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I love that quote. And it reminds me...


Subject: Skul-gun
Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for my head. Yesterday in Batery Park, some
scum we all know pushes smack for NSF gets jumpy and draws. I take 2 .22's,
1 in flesh, 1 in augs, befor I can get out that dam asalt gun.

If I could kil just by thought, it would be beter. Is it my job to be a
human target-practis backstop?

Gunther Hermann



That was the quote I wanted to use, but I know I'd butcher it.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-05-2003 03:35:20 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Tegadil said:
I love that quote. And it reminds me...


Subject: Skul-gun
Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for my head. Yesterday in Batery Park, some
scum we all know pushes smack for NSF gets jumpy and draws. I take 2 .22's,
1 in flesh, 1 in augs, befor I can get out that dam asalt gun.

If I could kil just by thought, it would be beter. Is it my job to be a
human target-practis backstop?

Gunther Hermann


Just the image of big Gunther Hermann sitting at his little computer typing, complete with typos, cracks me up to no end.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-05-2003 03:38:05 PM
I wanted to bang Manderly's secretary. So I stunned her, and carried her body around for a while instead.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-05-2003 03:38:12 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was naked while typing this:
Just the image of big Gunther Hermann sitting at his little computer typing, complete with typos, cracks me up to no end.

Yes, I can just see him hunting and pecking for each key like a child learning to type, complete with his tongue sticking out the corner of his mouth.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 12-05-2003 10:42:26 PM
I'll do the human mating call, "I'm so stoned, I'm so stoned. - some night elf WC3. (I believe I got this wrong. Correct me if it is).

I know that this isn't a quote but I like it anyway.

A moss-snake kicks you for 10 hp damage.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 12-05-2003 10:55:45 PM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'll do the human mating call, "I'm so stoned, I'm so stoned. - some night elf WC3. (I believe I got this wrong. Correct me if it is).

I know that this isn't a quote but I like it anyway.

A moss-snake kicks you for 10 hp damage.


"I'll lure the enemy with my human mating call, 'I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!'"

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 12-05-2003 11:03:01 PM
"Urrgghh...ooohhh HHRRRRK!!! *heaves over the side of the ship*. Not a word of this to anyone O Shrouded One.."
-Locke to Shadow, FF6

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