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Topic: Dumb n00bs and their Keepers
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-26-2003 01:53:24 PM
Alright, let's forget all this bullshit that Bajah and Lyinar preach about "everyone deserving a chance" and "you're too hard on them." Sometimes, n00bs just fucking suck. Everyone but the extremely ignorant and Suddar know this, and since Drysart passed his law turning General into Smurfland, we don't have any recourse.

Except this thread...

So, let's hear your take: Who are the worst n00bs, living or dead? And while we're at it, let's give a big stick across the head to the morons that brought them here.

Use your own definition of n00b.

Anyways, I think Mr. Gainsborough should die. I can see he's trying to weasel out of his previous bullshit by having an imaginary girlfriend, but we all know better. And while Waisztarroz isn't directly responsible for him, we could kill him anyways.

And that Erica Keena dipshit that Burger was all over ("retarded women should be revered and protected, because you can get them in the sack by giving them candy") and her keeper: Razor, should both be annihilated.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-26-2003 02:11:11 PM
The worst n00b was: Crazy Mr. Magoo! That whacky near-sighted old man! He broke my cookie.

<holds her handful of cookie crumbs>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
diadem
eet bugz
posted 08-26-2003 02:13:12 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Katrinity:
The worst n00b was: Crazy Mr. Magoo! That whacky near-sighted old man! He broke my cookie.

<holds her handful of cookie crumbs>


EAT HIS CHILDREN!

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Sean
posted 08-26-2003 03:11:01 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
And that Erica Keena dipshit that Burger was all over ("retarded women should be revered and protected, because you can get them in the sack by giving them candy") and her keeper: Razor, should both be annihilated.

I don't remember this one.

But Burger and Razor should both be annihilated.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sean
posted 08-26-2003 03:19:27 PM
Everyone Waisz and Red Mage invited, including themselves and except for Ares, is just a group of vermin whose mother's we wish had health plans that covered abortions.

Roinn was another cocksucker who should've choked to death on his dog's dick by age three.

Who is this Ace in the Spade jackoff? Roinn again? I hope he catches HIV from all the anal pounding he'll get once someone finally locks him up for being a fucking retard.

[ 08-26-2003: Message edited by: Sean ]

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Zair
The Imp
posted 08-26-2003 03:45:10 PM
I brought Rodent King and Rodent King later brought frolicking imp, so I'm indirectly responsible for that one.

Sorry

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-26-2003 04:11:00 PM
Frolicking Imp. Maybe she's not a noob anymore, but Jesus Fuck she will always be one to me. I'm normally against suicide, but I'll make an exception for her lame, pseudo-goth ass.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-26-2003 04:59:47 PM
fuck you, sean
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-26-2003 05:09:29 PM
I hate that assclown Cool Hand Luke.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-26-2003 05:43:23 PM
quote:
Gydfather had this to say about John Romero:
I hate that assclown Cool Hand Luke.

Nah. Keep him, you can kick me out of here instead, I don't mind.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Mod
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 05:53:51 PM
Except for the strange Aeris thing he has going Gainswhatever seems to be a pretty decent fellow imo.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 08-26-2003 06:00:26 PM
What is up with that stupid lawyer Gydyon? He's a moron.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-26-2003 06:01:19 PM
i tend to dislike the canadians (who dont even post so often) some of them have been here longer than me, but they will always be mega n00bs (except ares, she fit right in and we like her ) hmm for once in my days of ec i dont really hate anyone, not even n00bs. and i liked roinn..almost reminded me of my early days here...minus bane and the whole thundercats and being REALLY annoying part..

[ 08-26-2003: Message edited by: Lady Delirium ]


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-26-2003 07:36:14 PM
they are not even worth mentioning on Flameball.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 09:20:09 PM
Gainsborough guy or whatever the fuck his name is should be burned alive. He's proud to be well known but he's well known for what a fucking moron he is. Sad really.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-26-2003 09:40:31 PM
quote:
Yuri- stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Gainsborough guy or whatever the fuck his name is should be burned alive. He's proud to be well known but he's well known for what a fucking moron he is. Sad really.

Comeon, you can do better than that. I've seen it done.

COME ON! I KNOW SOME OF YOU PEOPLE HATE ME, SO SHOW THE HATE!

*sits down and waits* Make me cringe and you win a gold star.

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 09:48:56 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Tron:
Comeon, you can do better than that. I've seen it done.

COME ON! I KNOW SOME OF YOU PEOPLE HATE ME, SO SHOW THE HATE!

*sits down and waits* Make me cringe and you win a gold star.


You can shove your gold star up your ass. You aren't worth the effort.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-26-2003 09:52:48 PM
quote:
Yuri- got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You can shove your gold star up your ass. You aren't worth the effort.

In other words, you ain't got nothing. *yawn* I expected better.

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 08-26-2003 09:56:06 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Mr. Gainsborough said this:
In other words, you ain't got nothing. *yawn* I expected better.

I rest my case. Go take some grammar lessons from Mog.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-26-2003 09:57:27 PM
quote:
So quoth Yuri-:
I rest my case. Go take some grammar lessons from Mog.

Hah! I laugh at your pitiful flame! Hit me hairy legs! Hit me!

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-26-2003 10:01:24 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Yuri- wrote:
I rest my case. Go take some grammar lessons from Mog.

Ain't is in the dictionary...

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-26-2003 10:03:48 PM
quote:
Yuri- impressed everyone with:
I rest my case. Go take some grammar lessons from Mog.

His post was nearly gramically correct. "Ain't" and "nothing" made a double negative, but considering you attempted to compare him to mog it is but a minor offense.

You = lose

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-26-2003 10:07:20 PM
I am the local union leader of the Kitten Molestors 89.

On Mondays, I sometimes stick my dick in an electrical outlet to see if it's anything like a vibrator.

I once took it up the ass from some toothless Mexican named Frommel to get a Snickers bar.

[ 08-27-2003: Message edited by: Mr. Parcelan ]

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-26-2003 10:12:28 PM
I don't care enough about you to hate you.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-27-2003 03:04:42 AM
Sean has been watching too much George Carlin on HBO Comedy.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-27-2003 03:43:05 AM
quote:
Lenlalron Flameblaster had this to say about Duck Tales:
What is up with that stupid lawyer Gydyon? He's a moron.

Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 08-27-2003 06:43:00 AM
quote:
Gydfather obviously shouldn't have said:
Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme.

Stuff it, Dunkin Donuts!

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 08-27-2003 07:03:05 AM
quote:
Warlord Darius impressed everyone with:
Ain't is in the dictionary...

It still isn't accepted in modern English. Many slang words are in the dictionary; doesn't mean one should use them when conveying a thought.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-27-2003 10:59:36 AM
Aeris Lover.
Razor.
Burger.
Parce.
frolicking imp.
Troodon or whatever the fuck that person was.
gawffic canux.


Ill think of more later.

The World is Yours
Ares
posted 08-27-2003 11:12:11 AM
quote:
Lady Delirium probably says this to all the girls:
i tend to dislike the canadians (who dont even post so often) some of them have been here longer than me, but they will always be mega n00bs (except ares, she fit right in and we like her )


*frolics*

I don't really dislike anyone. n_n Rionn was alittle annoying, but then he stopped quoting the Beatles and acting normal, so I'm cool with everyone. ^.^

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-27-2003 12:24:59 PM
quote:
Yuri- had this to say about Optimus Prime:
It still isn't accepted in modern English. Many slang words are in the dictionary; doesn't mean one should use them when conveying a thought.

Ain't is not slang, however, and is perfectly accepted in modern English. Perhaps you should stop living in the 1980's when it was not an accepted word. The word ain't has flourished in the English language for over a decade and has been widely used and accepted.

And it's hard to call something just "slang" when the word dates back to 1778.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-27-2003 01:07:01 PM
quote:
Gydfather obviously shouldn't have said:
Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme.

OMG I watched that movie the other night.

Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-27-2003 04:47:44 PM
Can't believe I havent been mentioned yet.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-27-2003 05:21:21 PM
In that case, count your blessings and keep your head down.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 08-27-2003 06:43:26 PM
WTF.

Everyone deserves one chance. If they screw that up, then they deserve a gigantic red custom title, but eh.

Where did Bajah go, anyway? Off into the ether of "real life" again?

(I'm so clueless).

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-27-2003 07:02:17 PM
quote:
Justaris had this to say about Punky Brewster:
WTF.

Everyone deserves one chance. If they screw that up, then they deserve a gigantic red custom title, but eh.

Where did Bajah go, anyway? Off into the ether of "real life" again?

(I'm so clueless).


Oh sure, but some of them ruin that chance with their first post or couple of posts.

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 08-27-2003 09:06:15 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Ain't is not slang, however, and is perfectly accepted in modern English. Perhaps you should stop living in the 1980's when it was not an accepted word. The word ain't has flourished in the English language for over a decade and has been widely used and accepted.

And it's hard to call something just "slang" when the word dates back to 1778.


Use it in a college term paper. See what your professor says.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-27-2003 09:16:13 PM
quote:
Yuri- spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Use it in a college term paper. See what your professor says.

Depends on the teacher. There is a correct usage and an incorrect usage. If he takes away points for using the correct usage of a word that has been in circulation for 200+ years and is in the dictionary as an official part of the English language then he is a bad teacher.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Jaggedpine Mistwalker
Member #4!
posted 08-27-2003 10:34:51 PM
I admit -- I was the worst n00b ever.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-27-2003 10:35:48 PM
fuck nm wrogn account

[ 08-27-2003: Message edited by: Emily ]

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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