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Topic: Dumb n00bs and their Keepers
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-28-2003 12:04:07 AM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Depends on the teacher. There is a correct usage and an incorrect usage. If he takes away points for using the correct usage of a word that has been in circulation for 200+ years and is in the dictionary as an official part of the English language then he is a bad teacher.

I've never lost points for using Ain't.

I would never use it in a speech or something professional though, because, it just doesn't SOUND professional. Sure, it's commonly used, but it's still got that stigma attached to it =\

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-28-2003 12:04:38 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived OtakuPenguin stammered:
I've never lost points for using Ain't.

I would never use it in a speech or something professional though, because, it just doesn't SOUND professional. Sure, it's commonly used, but it's still got that stigma attached to it =\


Yeah, I use it in my short stories for Fiction Writing Workshop, but I wouldn't use it in a term paper.

Suddar
posted 08-28-2003 01:04:38 AM
You don't want to use ain't in anything professional for the same reasons you wouldn't want to use a lot. It's just informal.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 08-28-2003 03:09:35 AM
Alek Saege.

Dear god I wish I hadn't logged into the computer lab when I did.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-28-2003 10:45:21 AM
quote:
Ferret got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Alek Saege.

Dear god I wish I hadn't logged into the computer lab when I did.


HE'S A RESULT OF YOU?

I HATE YOU

The World is Yours
Ares
posted 08-28-2003 11:27:47 AM
No one is a result of me.. Muehehhe... >:9

I'm a result of Beaukat

Addy
posted 08-28-2003 11:34:55 AM
Liam.

He sucks omg.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-28-2003 12:15:54 PM
"Ain't" is colloquial. As such, it has no place in formal communication. Other than dialogue--sparingly--it has no real place in written communication unless one is deliberately trying to convey extreme casualness. For the most part, it's usage should be confined--again, sparingly--to verbal usage.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-28-2003 12:37:21 PM
I hate the Canadians. Yes, ALL of the Canucks. They should all be shipped off to the moon. Without spacesuits. Hey, Canadians, why don'cha get back to cuttin' down trees with yer hockey stick, eh? Bastards.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2003 01:33:36 PM
Despite however long he's been here, Ruvyen will always be a n00b.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-28-2003 01:52:43 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
Despite however long he's been here, Ruvyen will always be a n00b.

And that's why they call me NOOBIE JONES~

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 08-28-2003 03:39:16 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
"Ain't" is colloquial. As such, it has no place in formal communication. Other than dialogue--sparingly--it has no real place in written communication unless one is deliberately trying to convey extreme casualness. For the most part, it's usage should be confined--again, sparingly--to verbal usage.

*abducts Sage's pocket change!*

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-28-2003 06:01:34 PM
quote:
Bullshit about the 'word' "Ain't"

I'm just wondering, since I never really looked too closely at this before...

"Ain't" is a contraction, yes? Yet "Ai" isn't a word by itself (Ai Not?!). So... what's it supposed to mean? Isn't? (Is Not) :/

I dunno, I look at it as an excuse for being lazy, then. I was always taught that "Ain't" wasn't 'proper' English, and it would make sense, looking at the almighty rules of grammar, from what I've seen.

But uh, you know, correct me if I'm wrong.

[ 08-28-2003: Message edited by: Emily ]

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 08-28-2003 06:11:10 PM
How did a semi-serious flame thread turn into a moderate discussion about grammar?
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-28-2003 06:32:12 PM
Because they are all silly geese!

Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-28-2003 10:07:48 PM
quote:
This one time, at Emily camp:
I'm just wondering, since I never really looked too closely at this before...

"Ain't" is a contraction, yes? Yet "Ai" isn't a word by itself (Ai Not?!). So... what's it supposed to mean? Isn't? (Is Not) :/

I dunno, I look at it as an excuse for being lazy, then. I was always taught that "Ain't" wasn't 'proper' English, and it would make sense, looking at the almighty rules of grammar, from what I've seen.

But uh, you know, correct me if I'm wrong.


It probably started out meaning "am not" as in, "I ain't goin anywhere." Then somewhere along the line people started spelling it with an "i" and using it in different ways then "am not."

(im just guessing)

edit: on a different note:

No one showed me EC. You have google to blame.

[ 08-28-2003: Message edited by: Puggy the Squirrel ]

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-28-2003 11:01:24 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Depends on the teacher. There is a correct usage and an incorrect usage. If he takes away points for using the correct usage of a word that has been in circulation for 200+ years and is in the dictionary as an official part of the English language then he is a bad teacher.

It violates the rules of grammar.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-28-2003 11:02:34 PM
You'd think the rules of grammar would change every few hundred years.
Ares
posted 08-28-2003 11:24:24 PM
quote:
Ruv had this to say about Knight Rider:
I hate the Canadians. Yes, ALL of the Canucks. They should all be shipped off to the moon. Without spacesuits. Hey, Canadians, why don'cha get back to cuttin' down trees with yer hockey stick, eh? Bastards.

You only wish your national animal was the beaver.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-28-2003 11:59:17 PM
quote:
Ares thought about the meaning of life:
You only wish your national animal was the beaver.

He's Canadian, and that's where the LOL from his post comes from.


Except there is no lol.

The World is Yours
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-29-2003 02:12:12 AM
quote:
Quoth Warlord Darius:
You'd think the rules of grammar would change every few hundred years.

They do, and quite a bit more often than that.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 08-29-2003 02:30:05 AM
quote:
Bloodsage thought about the meaning of life:
They do, and quite a bit more often than that.
Fortunately, they haven't changed enough to have us all talking like rednecks.
Ryuujin
posted 08-29-2003 02:31:03 AM
Bangs a gavel.

I welcome you all to Grammar Court. I find you all guilty of contempt and sentence you to 12 years hard labor at Taco Bell.

Haxxor
Pancake
posted 08-29-2003 09:15:35 AM
Id make it 12 more years in school. First off, this post actually caught my attention. The reason it did was that Canadians were being verbally bashed like a Pimp would do to his bitch. Is it me, or are all Americans, susceptable to stereotyping, racism, and ethnic slurs. It sure as hell sounds like it to me. You may be thinking, wait, that guys like nOOb central, but I don't care about you or what you think, its all a bunch of bullshit anyway. Back to subject, Ruv, your a fucking faggot dude. I have friends that are Canadians, and its people like you that have an inferiority complex, and are scared to death of someone being different from you, that they really hate showing their proudness for their country. Wait a minute, this almost sounds like a Nazi persecuting a Jew, except not with gas chambers, or with knifes, or with ovens, or bullets, etc...... This is with words. Those tiny little things that enunciate speak and language into all mankind. When someone abuses the right to use words, I take offense. Especially if its some god damn Nazi like you. If your not careful, I kill you in the face, with my pinky, until you die from it, and then your dead.
Think, before you type.
I was banished from the clan to walk the lone, desolate, and very dangerous wastelands of Flameball.
Predators roam here, and with only my mind versus theirs, I was outnumbered by a ratio of insults, 30 to 1. This is hell, and here is where I will... be made fun of.
Skaw
posted 08-29-2003 12:56:56 PM
Canada has done nothing good to the world. Unfunny comedians. Hockey. The Mounties. It should be sawed off from North America, and drift to the top of the world. It can take that Eskimo infected Alaska with it too.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-29-2003 02:31:17 PM
Wait.. Canada gave us RUSH I like RUSH even though Geddy Lee is ugly as fuck. I can still like RUSH right?

Right?

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 08-29-2003 02:37:02 PM
Also, what the fuck. Hockey is the best sport ever invented. Canuckers ain't THAT bad...
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-29-2003 03:00:09 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about John Romero:
Canada has done nothing good to the world. Unfunny comedians. Hockey. The Mounties. It should be sawed off from North America, and drift to the top of the world. It can take that Eskimo infected Alaska with it too.

It's not like you've produced anything good


SKAW SPECIFCALLY HAW HAW

[ 08-29-2003: Message edited by: Liam ]

The World is Yours
Ares
posted 08-29-2003 04:07:34 PM
Don't make us come down there with our sled dogs and hockey sticks! >
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 08-29-2003 04:51:31 PM
quote:
Haxxor had this to say about Pirotess:
Think, before you type.

Irony.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-29-2003 07:01:46 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Haxxor:
Id make it 12 more years in school. First off, this post actually caught my attention. The reason it did was that Canadians were being verbally bashed like a Pimp would do to his bitch. Is it me, or are all Americans, susceptable to stereotyping, racism, and ethnic slurs. It sure as hell sounds like it to me. You may be thinking, wait, that guys like nOOb central, but I don't care about you or what you think, its all a bunch of bullshit anyway. Back to subject, Ruv, your a fucking faggot dude. I have friends that are Canadians, and its people like you that have an inferiority complex, and are scared to death of someone being different from you, that they really hate showing their proudness for their country. Wait a minute, this almost sounds like a Nazi persecuting a Jew, except not with gas chambers, or with knifes, or with ovens, or bullets, etc...... This is with words. Those tiny little things that enunciate speak and language into all mankind. When someone abuses the right to use words, I take offense. Especially if its some god damn Nazi like you. If your not careful, I kill you in the face, with my pinky, until you die from it, and then your dead.
Think, before you type.


So.. if Ruv doesnt like canadians, that makes him a Nazi? Dude, sit the fuck down.. this isn't canuck genocide, although some of em on the board may need some gene pool cleansing...

"Is it me, or are all Americans HUMAN FRIGGIN BEINGS, susceptable to stereotyping, racism, and ethnic slurs"

Oh wait.. made a correction

Ever been around the world to see how other countries treat us?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-29-2003 07:06:00 PM
quote:
Haxxor thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Id make it 12 more years in school. First off, this post actually caught my attention. The reason it did was that Canadians were being verbally bashed like a Pimp would do to his bitch. Is it me, or are all Americans, susceptable to stereotyping, racism, and ethnic slurs. It sure as hell sounds like it to me. You may be thinking, wait, that guys like nOOb central, but I don't care about you or what you think, its all a bunch of bullshit anyway. Back to subject, Ruv, your a fucking faggot dude. I have friends that are Canadians, and its people like you that have an inferiority complex, and are scared to death of someone being different from you, that they really hate showing their proudness for their country. Wait a minute, this almost sounds like a Nazi persecuting a Jew, except not with gas chambers, or with knifes, or with ovens, or bullets, etc...... This is with words. Those tiny little things that enunciate speak and language into all mankind. When someone abuses the right to use words, I take offense. Especially if its some god damn Nazi like you. If your not careful, I kill you in the face, with my pinky, until you die from it, and then your dead.
Think, before you type.

Yet you called him a "fucking faggot" and you have an alt account that says you're in the Third Reich. Tell me, were you born stupid or was it inherited?

Haxxor
Pancake
posted 08-29-2003 07:28:58 PM
Attention users of EC, my account was somewhat hijacked from me. One of my friends-unknown to me at this time, used my account on this forum to create chaos. He/she will be found, and im sorry for the inconveniance. Also the whole thing about the guy named German, he was probably created using my e-mail adress, and password, by the same friend of mine who hijacked this one earlier.
I was banished from the clan to walk the lone, desolate, and very dangerous wastelands of Flameball.
Predators roam here, and with only my mind versus theirs, I was outnumbered by a ratio of insults, 30 to 1. This is hell, and here is where I will... be made fun of.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-29-2003 07:34:40 PM
quote:
Haxxor had this to say about Knight Rider:
Attention users of EC, my account was somewhat hijacked from me. One of my friends-unknown to me at this time, used my account on this forum to create chaos. He/she will be found, and im sorry for the inconveniance. Also the whole thing about the guy named German, he was probably created using my e-mail adress, and password, by the same friend of mine who hijacked this one earlier.

Uh-huh.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-29-2003 07:41:31 PM
ONOES!!!

I don't think I have ever heard about that kind of thing happening before!

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-29-2003 08:09:45 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) had this to say about Pirotess:
ONOES!!!

[sarcasm]I don't think I have ever heard about that kind of thing happening before![/sarcasm]


Fixed it for ya.

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-29-2003 08:44:30 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Haxxor:
If your not careful, I kill you in the face, with my pinky, until you die from it, and then your dead.
Think, before you type.

YEAH YOU'RE COOL!!!!!! I'll kill you until you're DEAD!

wtf

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-29-2003 08:46:34 PM
quote:
Emily attempted to be funny by writing:
I'll kill you until you're DEAD!

Faz?

[ 08-29-2003: Message edited by: Mr. Gainsborough ]

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-29-2003 08:47:26 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Pirotess:
Fixed it for ya.

haha

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-31-2003 02:41:57 AM
Im responsible for haxxor.

AHHHH I hate myself.


Never leave your computer logged into EC during a bathroom break or anything liek that.(thought my sister does lurk EC so it might have been her)

Thankfully he's banned, bastard flamed nem for posting a picture. I hate him more now.

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