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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-10-2003 07:02:37 AM
See?
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-10-2003 09:05:14 AM
my boyfriend is nine and a half

no lie. beat that.

[ 08-10-2003: Message edited by: Lady Delirium ]


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-10-2003 09:29:47 AM
think beating that is your job.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-10-2003 11:14:22 AM
Um, ow.

I know I wouldn't wanna guy with a 9 1/2 inch dick.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-10-2003 11:24:00 AM
I think this thread is fucking stupid, and the first post and adjacent reply should burn forever.


Who the fuck cares.

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Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-10-2003 11:25:42 AM
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 08-10-2003 12:42:19 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium painfully thought these words up:
my boyfriend is nine and a half

no lie. beat that.

Ok!

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 08-10-2003 06:54:53 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium tried to impress everyone with:
my boyfriend is nine and a half

no lie. beat that.

omg

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-10-2003 07:00:08 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
my boyfriend is nine and a half

no lie. beat that.

Really? Mine, too!

Mmm...

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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-10-2003 10:06:17 PM
Mine is only six inches.

But I hear some women like it that thick.

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Paccione
Pancake
posted 08-10-2003 10:18:07 PM
test

and my dick is 7" so suck it.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-11-2003 03:33:51 AM
quote:
KaLourin spewed forth this undeniable truth:
think beating that is your job.

Game, set and match: KaLourin.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
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Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 08-11-2003 09:36:22 AM
I'm hung like a baby...

7 pounds, 8 ounces.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-15-2003 10:07:34 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium had this to say:
my boyfriend is nine and a half

Flapping in the wind.

Both of you.

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-16-2003 01:21:25 AM
quote:
So quoth Mortious:
Flapping in the wind.

Both of you.

Check and mate.



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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 08-16-2003 09:44:06 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lady Delirium said:
my boyfriend is nine and a half

no lie. beat that.

Actually, thats not all that unccomon. So don't get too cocky, oho..

And KaLourin wins.


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Ryuujin
posted 08-16-2003 06:38:32 PM
The Average Male penis size is 5-7 inches.
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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-16-2003 07:53:52 PM
The average size appears to be widening.

When I was a youngster, it was a straight six inches. Then it was 5-6. Now 5-7. By the time I'm 90, being 2 inches will be considered hung like a horse.

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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-16-2003 08:29:30 PM
Guys talk way too much about their penis here. It scares me at times.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-16-2003 09:32:27 PM
quote:
Pesco said this about your mom:
Guys talk way too much about their penis here. It scares me at times.

Now now, we both know you're hardly one to talk when it comes to talking about a subject too much.

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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 08-16-2003 10:09:32 PM
Mine is 7 inches by 2.5 inches across. The problem with mine, though, is that the tip curves upwards, alot. Girls like it, because it hits their special place, but i dislike it, because It's hard to line up the sinker when you're getting started, if you catch my drift.

[ 08-16-2003: Message edited by: OldSchool Blindy ]

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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-16-2003 10:11:42 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke attempted to be funny by writing:
The average size appears to be widening.

When I was a youngster, it was a straight six inches. Then it was 5-6. Now 5-7. By the time I'm 90, being 2 inches will be considered hung like a horse.

Nah, by the time you're 90, some vaginas will be in that range.

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Paul The Fun Drunk
Pancake
posted 08-19-2003 01:32:31 AM
With this my dick should be 11 inches but its only 9 inches I want my 2 more inches www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-19-2003 01:53:18 AM
quote:
Paul The Fun Drunk's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
With this my dick should be 11 inches but its only 9 inches I want my 2 more inches www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html

Damn. I was jipped out of my 11 incher, too.

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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-19-2003 03:29:39 AM
Damn did I get jipped. My shoe size isn't even on there, but going by the trend at the end I should be at least 12-13 inches.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-19-2003 05:55:41 AM
quote:
OldSchool Blindy had this to say:
Mine is 7 inches by 2.5 inches across.

You're like my long lost twin, except mine is so freakin' striped with veins that it's almost ribbed.

Gets blazing hot, too, but I'm sure you didn't want to know that.

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Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 08-19-2003 09:45:52 AM
quote:
How.... Mortious.... uughhhhhh:

Gets blazing hot, too, but I'm sure you didn't want to know that.


You'd be warm too.. wearing a turtleneck in the summer... sheesh..

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Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-19-2003 10:03:09 AM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Actually, thats not all that unccomon. So don't get too cocky, oho..

And KaLourin wins.

9.5 inches is borderline freakshow size. Every survey I've read puts it at average around 5.5-5.7 inches. Could you even imagine walking with a 9.5 wang? It'd just get in the way

[ 08-19-2003: Message edited by: Reynar ]

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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-19-2003 10:09:56 AM
Yeah really, 9.5 would suck to have. Imagine popping a boner somewhere?

ps. 7.5 inches

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Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 08-19-2003 12:02:44 PM
Whats funny..

you could get every guy here to say what he believes average to be..

And then pronounce himself over it.

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-19-2003 12:15:35 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why White Mage wrote:
Whats funny..

you could get every guy here to say what he believes average to be..

And then pronounce himself over it.

While lying about their actual size.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

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(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 08-19-2003 12:46:36 PM
quote:
Gydfather said this about your mom:
While lying about their actual size.

Dammit you caught me


3.1

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-19-2003 03:19:17 PM
omg u have small pnis
Gydyon
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-19-2003 03:39:18 PM
quote:
White Mage thought about the meaning of life:
Whats funny..

you could get every guy here to say what he believes average to be..

And then pronounce himself over it.

I'm six inches, which is pretty well average.

There, happy?

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-19-2003 03:54:47 PM
I'd hate to be bigger than average. Sure it sounds good on the surface, but most women don't like it any bigger than that. Most guys get these ideas from watching too much porn that women like monster 13 inch cocks. It doesn't work that way for most women!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-19-2003 03:57:10 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
my boyfriend is nine and a half

no lie. beat that.

Taken the wrong way, you might assume Lady D likes 'em REALLY young. Just a thought.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-19-2003 04:00:22 PM
It took Deth nine days to think of that.

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a sweet title
posted 08-19-2003 06:39:32 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Damn did I get jipped. My shoe size isn't even on there, but going by the trend at the end I should be at least 12-13 inches.

Likewise. JIP

hey
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Ares
posted 08-20-2003 02:34:18 PM
It's "gyp" and that's a racist term towards gypsies! RACISTS! >

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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 08-20-2003 03:11:55 PM
Lousy gypsies, always stealing my sheep.

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