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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-20-2003 04:11:05 PM
God damn gypsies. Always turning into Werewolves and eating the kids.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-20-2003 04:22:08 PM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke attempted to be funny by writing:
It took Deth nine days to think of that.


it's worse than that...I had to adapt a joke I saw elsewhere.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-20-2003 06:33:23 PM
Gypsies arent a race, there for its not racist. Discrimination, sure.


And to all those with the monster cocks.. how are you measuring it? Getting hard, then pushing deep down to see how far the hardened tissue goes inside of you? In my case then I'm pushing atleast 10-11 inches easy.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-21-2003 03:25:29 AM
quote:
KaLourin is watching T.J. Hooker with a prostitute.

Gypsies arent a race, there for its not racist. Discrimination, sure.


And to all those with the monster cocks.. how are you measuring it? Getting hard, then pushing deep down to see how far the hardened tissue goes inside of you? In my case then I'm pushing atleast 10-11 inches easy.


But Gypsy is a race. They traveled about Europe and picked up people from different countries, and after long enough they are genetically disimilar to other ethnicities to be their own.

I'm actually a quarter Gypsy. Don't make with the haet

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-21-2003 08:34:41 AM
not making with the haet. There's only 3 core "races" of mankind. Syn had this same discussion with some young punks on the mud we used to run, when they claimed she was "racist towards british." She had taken anthropology in college and had studied the subject. She proceeded to school them on the difference between racism and discrimination
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-21-2003 11:55:22 AM
quote:
KaLourin thought about the meaning of life:
Gypsies arent a race, there for its not racist. Discrimination, sure.


And to all those with the monster cocks.. how are you measuring it? Getting hard, then pushing deep down to see how far the hardened tissue goes inside of you? In my case then I'm pushing atleast 10-11 inches easy.


its called a ruler


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Ares
posted 08-21-2003 01:00:59 PM
No anthropology discussion needed. It was a lame joke..
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-21-2003 01:23:21 PM
Actually, you're all completely wrong: there's no such thing as race.

Duh. That was like the very first announcement after the human genome was decoded.

The very concept of race is stupid, if you just think about it a little bit.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-21-2003 01:31:47 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Bloodsage said:
Actually, you're all completely wrong: there's no such thing as race.

Duh. That was like the very first announcement after the human genome was decoded.

The very concept of race is stupid, if you just think about it a little bit.


Well, yeah. I'm one of many that, while knowing better, still uses race as the outdated misnomer it is.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-21-2003 02:06:09 PM
quote:
Lady Delirium had this to say about Optimus Prime:
its called a ruler

Whoah! thank you for such enlightening information. Im sure a ruler takes into consideration all the fatty and muscle tissue of the surrounding area that conceals the penile tissue inside the body as well.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-21-2003 07:25:18 PM
Pesco waves his wang.

Someone was going to do it.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-23-2003 05:30:47 AM
quote:
Pesco said this about your mom:
Pesco waves his wang.

Someone was going to do it.


No no...A proper Pesco post is "I was waving my wang earlier while thinking about Tamara, who is in the Navy. Did you know she's in the Navy? Yep. Navy. I've been thinking about Tamara. In the Navy. While I'm waving my Wang."

There. Hateful enough?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 08-23-2003 09:31:50 AM
I guess I'm not as self-absorbed as the rest of you. I don't measure my dick.
Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-23-2003 03:29:29 PM
quote:
Yuri- attempted to be funny by writing:
I guess I'm not as self-absorbed as the rest of you. I don't measure my dick.

You know you want to.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-23-2003 06:34:00 PM
You know what has amused me the most.. That Lady D felt the need to whip out her boyfriends dick.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-23-2003 06:54:21 PM
quote:
Not Trent Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You know what has amused me the most.. That Lady D felt the need to whip out her boyfriends dick.

Life isn't worth living without knowing about Lady D's current boyfriend's penis.
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[ 08-24-2003: Message edited by: Warlord Darius ]

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-23-2003 08:47:49 PM
quote:
Verily, Not Trent doth proclaim:
You know what has amused me the most.. That Lady D felt the need to whip out her boyfriends dick.

Trent shares the winning with KaL.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-23-2003 10:39:24 PM
hey its come up in all sorts of other conversations why not here
besides, i couldn't pass up the opportunity
but oh yeah, you guys never say or do stuff people dont wanna hear/see

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-24-2003 11:44:51 AM
never said we didnt want to see or hear about it.. just that we thought it amusing that you had to mention it.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-24-2003 05:22:20 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Cool Hand Luke!
God damn gypsies. Always turning into Werewolves and eating the kids.

Are you kidding? I wish they'd do that more often!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Skaw
posted 08-24-2003 06:58:07 PM
I call this one the The Latinator!

[ 08-24-2003: Message edited by: Skaw ]

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