Continued from here.
After a brief pause in your programming, your screen suddenly shifts to a deep black before a sudden white EC logo spinning onto the screen. A new little tune accompanies the logo, which sounds like a bird's call. After a moment of two, a little bird shuffles across the bottom of the screen. Below the logo, more words form. "Sponsored by MEEPY Brand!
The blackness fades and focuses in on your favorite anchorpersons, Vorago Russell and Terena Gonzales. Vorago is sitting with his hands crossed and looks like he's been crying, while Terena is leaning back just a bit and playing with her knife.
Vorago: Welcome back, wonderful viewers. Here on ENN, you know we always try to keep you up to date with the news and today is no different. As you know, we have two children trapped in a small well and out last transmission stated they were attempting to send an officer down to rescue them.
Terena: Hilarity ensues.
Vorago: ... On that note, we go back to our live-on-the-scene reporter, Suddar MacKenzie. Are you with us, Suddar?
A small viewscreen opens in the upper right hand corner of the screen and shows the familiar shaggy-headed reporter with his ENN microphone in hand.
Suddar: Hello again.
Vorago: Great! Has anything else happened at the scene?
Suddar: Yes.
Vorago: ...
Suddar: ...
Vorago: ...
Suddar: ...
Vorago: ...
Terena: Today.
Suddar: Oh. You wanted elaboration. Sure, I can tell you what I've found out. Seems Officer Burger, as suspected, couldn't wedge his ass into the hole. As it stands, however, Mayor Pennoble issued a summons for the thinnest of people to come to these children's rescue. There was only one person to answer the call - LeMeire Fluffybunny. Having portrayed Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, on Broadway, LeMeire felt it was his duty to put his stature to work. In fact, he should be bringing up the kids fairly soon. Why don't we go watch.
The camera turns away from Suddar to bring into focus the small gathering around the well. There's a long cable extended into the hole and the cable shakes occasionally before finally the crane operator is signaled to reel them back up. Before the cable makes it all the way to the top, an incredibly thin young man that resembles Link from The Legend of Zelda is seen scaling the cable before jumping out of the hole and running off with a horror-stricken look on his face.
Offscreen Suddar: We lose more people that way...
The cable continues upwards before a young man with a green wig and a frog exit the hole, sitting inside the harness and smiling. He is apparently talking to himself in two different voices and doesn't even seem to realize what's happened because he is so deep in his schizophrenia.
Azymyth: ... and there was this time I saved a woman from death at the hands of a beast with my soothing melodies.
Rhiannah: WAI! ^_^
The cable seems to lurch and the harness slips loose, dropping the young man back into the hole. The small crowd begins to disperse as the rescue crew start packing up.
Suddar: All's well that ends well, I always say. Back to you, guys. I'm gonna go listen to some depressing music.
The screen switches back over to the newsroom where Vorago is sitting alone and smiling. Terena is nowhere to be seen.
Vorago: Well folks, that's all for this installment. Terena had to run an important errand, but will be back for any future updates. Thank you and good night!
As the screen darkens back to black, Terena is seen returning to her seat with what looks like a pair of large wire-cutters in her hand.
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So quoth Bajah:
Won't let me edit. Too old message. Oh well. I don't even know why I try. Everytime I post something I've written, the very first reply is someone picking it apart somehow. Between the Choose Your Own Adventure and this, two attempts in a row, I'm fed up with it. Done. No more stories or writings from me.
Dudes, I 
'd it... I just had to take a sec to add it to the site.
I approve greatly! 
I missed the second Choose Your Own Adventure thread (if there was one) but I really liked the concept 
Don't give up.
No, Really. Bite me.
They are funny. I always like the ENN stories. They make me laugh.
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Bajah had this to say about John Romero:
Won't let me edit. Too old message. Oh well. I don't even know why I try. Everytime I post something I've written, the very first reply is someone picking it apart somehow. Between the Choose Your Own Adventure and this, two attempts in a row, I'm fed up with it. Done. No more stories or writings from me.
Don't be daft, i've just read over all the ENN threads and not once have I seen anybody try and pick the thing apart. [ 10-16-2003: Message edited by: leckzilla! ]
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Out of a possible 10, leckzilla! scored a straight 1 with:
Don't be daft, i've just read over all the ENN threads and not once have I seen anybody try and pick the thing apart.
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Bajah had this to say about Knight Rider:
I didn't say all the ENN threads. I said the last two things I've wrote. This and the CYOA thread. Very first reply was some comment about something I did wrong or another unfriendly comment. BOTH of those really shot down my good mood after writing them. When the very first reply is something like that, it's a real downer.
Eh, don't sweat it. Nobody gives a shit about either of the sites, but I don't let that stop me from updating them. Everyone [ 10-16-2003: Message edited by: Monica ] the mighty Bajah and his funny stories.
Same goes for the CYOA thread. Lots of people voted on that poll hoping for a continuation of the story, and we never got it (that I've seen). Now, it comes to light that it was because of Joojoo's(?) question? Which was completely harmless?
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael thought about the meaning of life:
Muahahahahahaha...Only thing that could have possibly made it better was if Azy was in a dress AND had the wig, but I understand the change.
And a panty flash when s/he fell back down, much to the chagrin of the crowd.
More news more news more news!
(And like KloKlo said... 'i' before 'e.')
But I do apologize. forgivnisplz?
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Bajah had this to say about Duck Tales:
Hey guys, I wanna apologize. I had a bad day earlier and the stress was getting to me. I wrote to relax myself and then took the comment the wrong way. Hell, everytime I write, it's to relax myself.But I do apologize. forgivnisplz?
Give us some more updates and we'll discuss it.
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A sleep deprived JooJooFlop stammered:
And a panty flash when s/he fell back down, much to the chagrin of the crowd.
Yeah!
Vorago: OH don't do that!
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Bajah spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Hey guys, I wanna apologize. I had a bad day earlier and the stress was getting to me. I wrote to relax myself and then took the comment the wrong way. Hell, everytime I write, it's to relax myself.But I do apologize. forgivnisplz?
quote:This is what Mr. Parcelan is doing. This is what I want Mr. Parcelan to do
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I miss Bajah comics.
