"For the love of carnage and discord, I pillage faster than the super-flu!!"
"In the name of malice, I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!!"
Rofl.
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Hark! Who is that, prowling along the wasteland! It is Soandso, hands clutching a mighty sword! He cries mightily:
"I'm going to pound you with such disregard for common sense, you will wake up from the Matrix!"
Mine:
Zang! Who is that, rampaging on the terrain! It is Black, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a vengeful bellow, his voice cometh:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"
Damn, I've been outdone ;( ----------------V [ 09-25-2003: Message edited by: Black ]
Hark! Who is that, rampaging over the terrain! It is Katrinity, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She grunts gutterally:
"I'm going to fuck you with such wanton cruelty, you will not be able to see straight!!!"
"I'm seriously going to pound you for such a long time, your pets won't recognize you!!!"
"As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts faster than the super-flu!!"
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Very Ash like, but Sadistic! [ 09-25-2003: Message edited by: Katrinity ]
quote:
Stalking through the wasteland, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Murdoc Halfshadow! And he gives a cruel cry:"For the love of beatings, I plunder like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"
quote:I would've switched the weapons, but other than that, I like it!
Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the wasteland! It is Ford Prefect, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He cries apocalyptically:"I'm seriously going to spank you until you bleed out your eyes!!!"
"I'm going to fuck you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"
...
Zang?
Who the hell says Zang?
"I'm seriously going to pulverize you until armored tanks pull us apart!"
Like, seriously.
quote:You still haven't gotten over that evening by the river, I see.
Roll the dice to see if Jania is getting drunk!
Okay, what non-dumbass would say Zang?
"I'm going to fuck you to the moon and back, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"
Amen Brother !!!
"I'm going to clobber you backwards in time!!!"
Who is that, running across the tundra! It is Faeth, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to torment you until you scream like a banshee, and hijack your momma's airplane!"
Skulking on the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Billie! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"
"I'm going to hump you until you scream like a banshee, and sever every head in sight!!!"
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!"
quote:
Verily, Katrinity doth proclaim:
fuck you
Please.
dont hurt me
"I'm going to brutalize you into a new dimension of pain, and trade you for a candy bar!"
"I'm going to spank you into the fourth dimension!!"
Eh.
"I'm going to fuck you in such an inhumane manner, your timbers will shiver!!!"
Yaaar.
Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"
"I'm going to smash you until you scream like a banshee!"
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!"
Striding along the icy wasteland, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Melissa! And she gives a cruel roar:
"I'm going to bruise you until you shit molton lava!!!"
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I plunder until everything has croaked!!"
quote:
Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the candy store! It is Bloodsage, hands clutching a burning branch! He roars ominously:"As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"
Pretty spiffay!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Katrinity booooze lime pole over bench lick:
.....Hark! Who is that, rampaging over the terrain! It is Katrinity, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She grunts gutterally:
"I'm going to fuck you with such wanton cruelty, you will not be able to see straight!!!"
*awaits lewd comment from mort*
oh, and
Yea, verily: Who is that, running amidst the terrain! It is Maradon, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to pulverize you with such wanton cruelty, you will polymorph into a grey pudding!!!"
"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!"
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Who is that, striding amidst the wasteland! It is Uppity Grandma, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He cries mightily:
"I'm going to smash you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!"
"I'm going to contort you until you're pissing shit, and trade you for a candy bar!!!"
My real name: Running through the icy wasteland, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Chriss! And she gives a booming howl:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to the gods!"
Aani: Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the cliffs! It is Aanile, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She grunts thunderously:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I feel like chicken tonight!"
"I'm going to fuck you all the way to Wienerwald, and hit you with a steamroller!!"
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate until there is no more hope!!!"
Lo! Who is that, skulking out of the candy store! It is Mikasi Kyuukaze, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!"
"I'm going to bruise you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"
Hark! Who is that, striding through the desert! It is The Ruvyenator, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the hotel lobby! It is Ruv, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars mightily:
"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"
