"This one's for you, mom! I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!!!"
Hark! Who is that, striding on the candy store! It is Pyscho, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He howls thunderously:
"I'm going to flog you so thoroughly, you will see ultraviolet!!"
Running amidst the wasteland, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Peter! And he gives a booming howl:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"
Lo! Who is that, skulking over the terrain! It is Peter Doig, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to torment you in such an unsafe manner, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"
"I'm going to pound you with such reckless abandon, you will polymorph into Godzilla!!!"
Zang! Who is that, stalking out of the cliffs! It is Zeke The Final Fencer, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows mightily:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh until my glands are satisfied!!!" [ 09-25-2003: Message edited by: Zeke the Final Fencer ]
"I'm going to pulverize you until your mom feels it in her womb!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the plains! It is Justin, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a gutteral roar, his voice cometh:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I shall disembowel the entire world!"
Skulking over the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh (My real name)! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"This one's for you, mom! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"
... I still can't believe mine consists of voiding a warrenty on a person. [ 09-25-2003: Message edited by: Soldar ]
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see with God on my side!!"
Hark! Who is that, striding along the tundra! It is Skaw, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He howls mightily:
"I'm going to hump you so utterly, you will polymorph into a purple worm!"
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"
Lo! Who is that, sprinting amidst the candy store! It is Alaan Kane, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to bruise you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, and throw you out the window!!!"
"I'm going to smack you so hard, your timbers will shiver!!"
"I'm going to pummel you into a fine spicy powder, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"
"This one's for you, mom! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"
Foamy.
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I feel like chicken tonight!!"
quote:
Stalking along the wasteland, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Suddar! And he gives a cruel cry:"I'm going to brutalize you until you are hot and bothered!!"
Well I see mine sucks.
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Cuba:
Well I see mine sucks.
Yours is... fruity.
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We were all impressed when leckzilla! wrote:
Yours is... fruity.
What gets me the most is that I'm using a screwdriver.
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Suddar had this to say about John Romero:
Well I see mine sucks.
Yours makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we had to climb the rope in gym class. 
"I'm going to brutalize you so utterly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"
Sweeeeeeeet 
[ 09-25-2003: Message edited by: Beaukat ]
Beaukat: Running over the desert, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Beaukat! And she gives a cruel howl:
"I'm going to pound you so hard, you will polymorph into a woodchuck!!!"
My Name: Running on the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Heather! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:
"I'm going to brutalize you so heinously, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!"
OMG that one too... *boxes everyone with GILDED BOXING GLOVES to death*
Jeez.
Here's Bluemages:
Lo! Who is that, running over the terrain! It is (her full name), hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a mighty scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"
Skulking across the desert, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Arrenn! And he gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to pummel you until you taste like chicken!"
Real name:
Rampaging along the tundra, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Steve! And he gives a vengeful scream:
"I'm going to pulverize you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path with reckless abandon!!"
[ 09-26-2003: Message edited by: Vernaltemptress ]
I just might have to add the warcry to my sig.
"I'm going to flog you into a new dimension of pain, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"
"I'm going to smash you until you pee fire, and throw you out the window!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the tundra! It is Daemon Reaper, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He grunts ominously:
"I'm going to hump you with such zeal, your timbers will shiver!!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the wasteland! It is Chase, hands clutching a meaty axe! He howls vengefully:
"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!!"
"This one's for you, mom! I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"
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Prowling on the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Nem-x! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"I'm going to torment you until I am off parole, and launch you into deep space!!!"
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"
