Ready? Steady? Go.
No, Really. Bite me.
quote:
Batty had this to say about John Romero:
I screwed your mom last night.
so you were the one on the other side!
No, Really. Bite me.
quote:
Batty wrote this stupid crap:
I screwed your mom last night.
There's nothing funny about having syphilis
quote:
This one time, at Sakkra camp:
There's nothing funny about having syphilis
You would know, huh?
Because anyone that can run, jump or swim is already across the border. 
A: So they wouldn't leave trails like a snail.
Q: Why did cavemen drag women by their hair?
A: If they were dragged by their feet they would have filled up with mud.
Cut the rope.
He's a wight supremacist.
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How.... Mightion Defensor.... uughhhhhh:
Q: Why did God give women legs?A: So they wouldn't leave trails like a snail.
Q: Why did cavemen drag women by their hair?A: If they were dragged by their feet they would have filled up with mud.
Holy fuck those are the funniest things I've read in a long time.
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Sentow, Maybe wrote:
Why did Arthas join the Undead?He's a wight supremacist.
I am going to set you on fire now. I'm not sure when I will put you out.
"Save the children!" yelled the teacher.
"Fuck the children!" shouted the lawyer.
"Do we have time?" the priest asks.
- - -
What do you call a lesbian with a lot of girlfriends?
A bush hog.
theycant tell the difrence between hose a adn hose b
(say it aloud if you dont get it atfirst)
Why did the woman die in the car accident? Because she wasn't in the kitchen.
I don't like jokes about the Holocaust because my grandfather died in it, he fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.
Three whores were sitting at a bar. First one says, "I'm so loose I can put my fist inside me!" and she does so. Second one says, "Well, I'm so loose I can put my entire arm inside me!" Of course, she also does so. The third one just sinks on the stool.
Its little paws patting you on the face.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
What's the worst part about eating a rabbit?Its little paws patting you on the face.
To be honest, its the horrible screaming they make when you hang them by their hind legs and prepare to bash the back of their skull in with a hammer.
They sure make a good stew, though.
"We'd love to have a foursome with you, just let us finish the last nine."
quote:
Karnaj's fortune cookie read:
What's the worst part about eating a rabbit?Its little paws patting you on the face.
..... Bwhahahahaha.
So first up is the black guy, he says. "My people have been opressed for many of years in North America. I would like all of my brothers and sisters to be sent back to the motherland Africa." So poof, all the black people are sent back to Africa.
Next up is the spansih guy, he says. "My people have been opressed for many of years in North America. I would like all of my brothers and sisters to be sent back to the islands." So poof, all the black people are sent back to the islands.
The last one is the white guy, who says. "So you mean to tell me all the blacks and spanish are out of North America?" to which the Genie says, "Yes" The white guy says, "Well...I'll just have a coke."
His father responds, "Son, before sex it's a thing of beauty, wars have been fought over it, men become tranced by it, and its grace cannot be captured by words."
So his son asks about what it's like after sex.
Dad replies, "Well son, you ever see a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
--> A Trucker's Convention
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Vernal Temptress attempted to be funny by writing:
What do you call a rest stop at midnight?
--> A Trucker's Convention
No, Really. Bite me.
Every day this preacher would take a walk around the town.
Each time he passed the fish market he would say "Good morning, ladies."
-What's wet, red, and tries to crawl up a woman's leg?
A homesick abortion.
-What's the best part about the million man march?
Only 8 people missed work.
-How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to hold the light bulb, 9 to drink until the room spins.
[mysogyny alert]
-What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice!
-What do all the domestic abuse victims have in common?
They don't fucking listen!
[/mysogyny alert]
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Justaris enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
-What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice!
Shouldn't that be "Nothing, you've already told her twice!"?
quote:Sure. You get the idea anyway. It's late. ;p
Skaw had this to say about dark elf butts:
Shouldn't that be "Nothing, you've already told her twice!"?
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Vernaltemptress's joke:
[ 09-17-2003: Message edited by: Vernal Temptress ]
I know, that was a bad joke. That's why I put it in this thread!
Christopher Walken
quote:
We were all impressed when The Dread Pirate Skittles wrote:
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?Christopher Walken
Ok, that was a good one. 
He drowns.
The pirate replies, "Y'arr! 'Tis drivin' me nuts!"
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when The Dread Pirate Skittles said:
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?Christopher Walken
Holy crap that is awesome 
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The Dread Pirate Skittles had this to say about Punky Brewster:
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?Christopher Walken
FUCKER! You stole my bad joke.
You can't move a pile of Bowling balls with a pitchfork.
