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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Guy: What's the name of the black guy on the Jetsons?
Other Guy: *shrugs*
Guy: Future looks good, doesn't it.
There are black people in the Jetsons?
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Anklebiter Model 2000 was programmed to say:
There are black people in the Jetsons?
That's the point of the joke... 
What's worse than 8 babies in a trash can?
--> 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans
How do you stop a baby from going in circles?
--> Staple the other hand to the floor
What's blue and sitting in the corner?
--> A baby playing with a plastic bag
What's brown and sitting in the corner?
-->Same baby 2 days later
oh yeah, and this one:
Three people died in a car crash. It's funy because they were [insert group here]
No, Really. Bite me.
So you can see the look on its face.
Why do you put a baby in a blender face first?
So you can see its toes curl.
What's white and bobs up and down in a crib?
My ass.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Golden Delicious?
I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.
No, Really. Bite me.
Blender.
=+=
How do you get a baby OUT of a bottle?
Nachos.
The circus is a cunning array of stunts.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
A Refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's the worst part about having sex with a 9 year old?
Getting the blood off your clown suit.
You can slick his hair back and make him look 8.
the one at the bottom eating it's way out.
what's worse than that?
going back in for seconds.
Whats the best part about having sex with a 10-year-old girl? Turning her around and pretending that she is a 10-year-old boy.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was nailed to the monkey's back.
Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans in Star Trek? Because they aren't going to work in the future either.
A few days later, the chicken and the horse
were playing in the meadow again. This time
around, the chicken fell into the mud hole.
The chicken instructed the horse to get the
farmer so that she could be pulled to safety.
Replied the horse, "Here's the plan... I'll
stand over the hole..." The horse stretched
over the length of the hole and continued,
"Now, just grab for my penis and pull yourself
to saftey."
The chicken obliged reluctantly and pulled
herself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like
a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
What's long and white on a white guy? Nothing.
What do the Keebler elves and white people have in common? They both make crackers.
Rushing to the exit, the four find that there are only 3 parachutes. The Captain shouts, "I'm the Captain, so I should get one!" So he grabs on and jumps out of the plane.
The smartest grandma in the world shouts, "I'm the smartest grandma in the world, so I should get one!" So he grabs one and jumps out of the plane.
The Old Monk turns to the Young Boyscout and says, "I have led a full life, I want you to take the last parachute."
The Young Boyscout turns to the Old Monk and replies, "Naw, don't worry about that, because the Smartest grandma in the World just grabbed my backpack."
What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying on the floor?
Matt.
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Ruv had this to say about pies:
What do you call a man hanging from the wall?
Art.What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying on the floor?
Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the water?
Bob.
More dead baby
