He told me I'm not very good at being gay.
"I know you think you're gay, but you're really not very good at it."
I hate to bite my tongue to keep from telling him that my boyfriend would disagree.
I need to get out of this house.
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Quit trying to be a drunk hetero and be a sober homo.
So... What does it take to be a *good* gay man? 
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Emily got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
So... What does it take to be a *good* gay man?
A tub of KY, a pierced tongue, four leather straps and six oiled up midgets dressed like Superman.
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Ares had this to say about pies:
How can you not be good at the alternative lifestyle you were born with? I mean, your sexual orientation isn't a choice.. o_O;
How do you know if sexual orientation is decided upon conception 
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From the book of Liam, chapter 3, verse 16:
How do you know if sexual orientation is decided upon conception
Homophobe!
homophone
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Liam stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
How do you know if sexual orientation is decided upon conception
Yeah.
I might challenge that, but I'm not sure if I have enough info for either side to choose what side to be on. 
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Pirotess:
But you suck at being gay. Whenever you get drunk you're all "Gimmie a woman with big ol' titties!"
eew. tits are gross.
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Aury wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
eew. tits are gross.
PENISES ARE GROSS
No, I take that back~ 
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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There was much rejoicing when Aury said this:
eew. tits are gross.
Including manbewbies?
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Aury wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
eew. tits are gross.
How so tits are good
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Paul The Fun Drunk had this to say about dark elf butts:
How so
He's gay. That's how.
Same reason that Zeph finds them offensive, despite our assurances that they're not.
Unless they're like... old granny-boobs... the kind that hang down to the knees. Those are kinda gross.
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Aury had this to say about Punky Brewster:
He told me I'm not very good at being gay.
"I know you think you're gay, but you're really not very good at it."
Translation: "Being gay is a choice. I think I know what gay people look and act like, and you're not it. So, you've made the wrong choice, and need to change your mind. You just need to admit to yourself that you're better off straight, and give up on this gay thing."
Correct translation? (Yes/No)?
And for the record, I think it's a bit of both. For some people, it's decided at birth or really early on. For others, there's some degree of choice. Mostly at birth, though.
quote:I thought it was rather amusing too. Reminds me of the phrase "You suck at the internet."
(9'')-o Led 6(''9)
I am sorry, Aury, but I just laughed up both lungs after reading that
You suck at the gay.
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Black Mage's account was hax0red to write:
You suck at the gay.
I smell a new title 
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Ares absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
How can you not be good at the alternative lifestyle you were born with? I mean, your sexual orientation isn't a choice.. o_O;
"Alternative lifestyle" contradicts "your sexual orientation isn't a choice." But 5 points for a nice string of meaningless politically correct drivel.
Just thought I'd point that out.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage's fortune cookie read:
"Alternative lifestyle" contradicts "your sexual orientation isn't a choice." But 5 points for a nice string of meaningless politically correct drivel.Just thought I'd point that out.
I thought there was something wrong with it... I just couldn't tell what.
I'm becoming a stupid person.
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Bloodsage probably says this to all the girls:
"Alternative lifestyle" contradicts "your sexual orientation isn't a choice." But 5 points for a nice string of meaningless politically correct drivel.Just thought I'd point that out.
So what is your take on the born/not born with it ideal?
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Vorbis had this to say about Duck Tales:
I thought there was something wrong with it... I just couldn't tell what.I'm becoming a stupid person.
Just in time for school!
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Led wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
So what is your take on the born/not born with it ideal?
...I honestly don't think you're born with it. Being gay, I think, is a choice.
I could be wrong though, and that's just my opinion =\
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From the book of OtakuPenguin, chapter 3, verse 16:
...I honestly don't think you're born with it. Being gay, I think, is a choice.I could be wrong though, and that's just my opinion =\
If it's a choice, then isn't it a choice YOU can make?
Here's your homework: Tomorrow, decide to be sexually attracted to guys. Go look at some guys, and be sexually attracted to them. Just for a day.
If you can't, if gay/not-gay isn't a choice YOU can make, then do you still think that other people get to make that choice?
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Suddar said this about your mom:
It's hard enough for gay people to say, Otaku, so I don't think a regular joe like you or I could really know.
Yeah, I know that, but like I said...I find it hard to beleive ANY sexual orientation is "programmed" into you at birth.
I think it has a lot to do with your environment growing up...or some kind of event...maybe.
Hell, I dunno.
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Suddar had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Probably. Just like a lot of rapists aren't nessecarily "born" with their rapist tendencies. They didn't go around raping people as children. But maybe (and who really knows), some people are born to react to those events by becoming rapists, and some are born to react to them by becoming gay. Being born gay isn't very realistic, but being predisposed to it probably is.
Yeah, that works.
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OtakuPenguin's fortune cookie read:
...I honestly don't think you're born with it. Being gay, I think, is a choice.I could be wrong though, and that's just my opinion =\
You're wrong. If you want me to explain in more detail, I'll try to find my post on another forum where I bitchslapped some guy who was defending Michael Savage after he got fired for being an ignorant dipshit.
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OtakuPenguin spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I think it has a lot to do with your environment growing up...or some kind of event...maybe.
NO (just confirming whatever doubts you had!)
edit: predisposed might work, but the only choice involved is acknowledging the truth. That's how I see it. [ 08-28-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]
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Suddar said this about your mom:
Homophobe!homophone
what
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A sleep deprived Veruca Salt stammered:
I'm not very good at being a girl.
Neither am I.
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nem-x³ had this to say about John Romero:
Kloie's a man baby!
I just mean I'm not all girly and super effeminate 'n shit. Of course, according to my mother, showing any signs of brain activity is un-feminine.
( you Trent)
you Kloie.
And.. I do expect fireworks.
