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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-28-2003 04:43:15 AM
I'm so right.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-28-2003 05:19:23 AM
Join the club! We have free pizza and beer on fridays.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2003 01:49:29 PM
"Born with it" is a phrase you uncertain fags come up with to justify your love of the cock. It's a choice, through and through.
Mod
Pancake
posted 08-28-2003 01:54:16 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
"Born with it" is a phrase you uncertain fags come up with to justify your love of the cock. It's a choice, through and through.

Actually the latest thing they've linked homosexuality to is a lack of exposure to hormones in a certain stage of pregnancy, at lest that's what I read.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2003 01:56:36 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Shazorx / Modrakien:
Actually the latest thing they've linked homosexuality to is a lack of exposure to hormones in a certain stage of pregnancy, at lest that's what I read.

A waste of research. Some people just like the cock, what's so difficult to understand?

Mod
Pancake
posted 08-28-2003 02:01:23 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
A waste of research. Some people just like the cock, what's so difficult to understand?

It was actually the result of a study comparing male / female brain development, the bit about homosexuality came up as a side product.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2003 02:02:30 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Shazorx / Modrakien wrote:
It was actually the result of a study comparing male / female brain development, the bit about homosexuality came up as a side product.

Science should only be used for making turkey guts into sunlight. I can sum up humanity in three words: Booze, money, sex. It kicks ass.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-28-2003 02:20:09 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
"Born with it" is a phrase you uncertain fags come up with to justify your love of the cock. It's a choice, through and through.

Alright, then, Just as they told OP. YOU choose to love the cock for 24 hours. Do it. I dare you.

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-28-2003 02:22:05 PM
quote:
Aury thought about the meaning of life:
Alright, then, Just as they told OP. YOU choose to love the cock for 24 hours. Do it. I dare you.

But like... what if it's not HIS choice?

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2003 02:24:50 PM
quote:
Aury had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Alright, then, Just as they told OP. YOU choose to love the cock for 24 hours. Do it. I dare you.

You like the cock, so what? You chose to embrace your love of the cock. Choice, my friend, choice.

If you're so proud of it, why do you feel the need to justify it by saying it's out of your hands?

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-28-2003 02:41:01 PM
quote:
This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
You like the cock, so what? You chose to embrace your love of the cock. Choice, my friend, choice.

If you're so proud of it, why do you feel the need to justify it by saying it's out of your hands?


I never said that. >:)

[ 08-28-2003: Message edited by: Aury ]

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2003 02:42:26 PM
quote:
Aury had this to say about dark elf butts:
I never said that. >

We'll agree to disagree, then: I'm right.

Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 08-28-2003 02:43:26 PM
We've got a nice little dichotomy going here. Either you "get the ghay" from your genes, or homosexuality is a choice made (it is implied) for some reason other than for its own sake. Hence his father's line about "not being good" at it. You could replace "gay" with "skater punk" or "stoner" or what have you.

What if you get the gay during early childhood, when the mind is so much more malleable than it is during adulthood? Ack, that means it could be part of a person's upbringing. Not intentionally of course.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-28-2003 02:48:09 PM
I'm pretty much with Parce on this. I'm gonna stay skeptical about being born gay until they come up with evidence that shows whether or not you're made to be gay or straight from your genes.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-28-2003 02:54:40 PM
I still think 90% of the gaywads out there are just bandwagon jumpers.

Aint saying you are one of them Aury, just voicing an opinion

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-28-2003 03:02:51 PM
I'm of the opinion that becoming gay is a combination of your genes, your hormones, and the environment that you grew up in.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-28-2003 03:12:24 PM
quote:
This one time, at Aury camp:
Alright, then, Just as they told OP. YOU choose to love the cock for 24 hours. Do it. I dare you.

If I liquor you up real good for 24 hours you'll love boobies for that long.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-28-2003 03:19:26 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and JooJooFlop was all like:
If I liquor you up real good for 24 hours you'll love boobies for that long.

No I won't. I'll be looking for my boyfriend.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-28-2003 03:21:50 PM
quote:
Aury stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
No I won't. I'll be looking for my boyfriend.

No you won't.. your Mr. happy will be a beer dick, which = limp

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-28-2003 03:26:42 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) impressed everyone with:
No you won't.. your Mr. happy will be a beer dick, which = limp


Sweetie, When I get drunk, I get horny. I don't get 'beer dick'. Alcohol is my viagra. It just makes it harder to get to the big finish...which means I can pretty much go all night. ^_^


so yourself.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-28-2003 03:35:15 PM
Gay being a choice is bullshit, and I'll tell you why: If guys could decide to be gay at the drop of a hat, all they would do is fuck each other. Women are too goddamned difficult to figure out, so it'd be easier for men to just cooperatively bang each other all the time. Consider it: any time a straight man can't get action from a girl, he and just decides to be gay for a night and go caveman on the entire locker room down at the Y.

And yet, this doesn't happen.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-28-2003 03:42:23 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Aury wrote:
Sweetie, When I get drunk, I get horny. I don't get 'beer dick'. Alcohol is my viagra. It just makes it harder to get to the big finish...which means I can pretty much go all night. ^_^


so yourself.



hahaha


Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-28-2003 03:42:44 PM
Maybe Aury is really a bisexual?

Anyways, my mom always wondered about me because of how I act around some specific girlfriends. I haven't told her about my bisexuality yet. I suck at this straight thing. >_<

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 08-28-2003 03:44:37 PM
They know homosexuality is connected to brain development, and the brain develops not only during the period in the womb but throughout childhood as well. Its most likely, as has been said before, a combination of several factors.

[ 08-28-2003: Message edited by: Star Collective ]

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-28-2003 03:49:14 PM
Yeah Alleria I did too. My Dad had me figured out when I brought home a girl that was on the basketball team at this other high school. My Dad flipped out, called the girl a dyke and told her to never talk to me ever again. He said that "if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, then it's a duck.. and I don't want any damn dykes around my daughter!"

He didn't want me hanging out with her because people might think I was "one of them" OMG!! REALLY??? haha

thx bi, but I never talked to him about it. My Dad scared me too much.

Suddar
posted 08-28-2003 03:56:57 PM
*hushed silence* Are you...one of them, Nae?
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-28-2003 04:05:35 PM
ha!

I have said it many times before that I was. I am bi, have liked women as long as I can remember. I guess I prefer to think of it as, I love the human race.

Demos
Pancake
posted 08-28-2003 04:19:06 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) had this to say about Captain Planet:
ha!

I have said it many times before that I was. I am bi, have liked women as long as I can remember. I guess I prefer to think of it as, I love the human race.


Hippy.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-28-2003 04:31:54 PM
quote:
Demos probably says this to all the girls:
Hippy.

Thanks!

Suddar
posted 08-28-2003 04:32:52 PM
I know that, I just felt like being weird.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-28-2003 04:42:53 PM
you are always weird.. that's why I like you! well that and your hair..

Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-28-2003 04:46:50 PM
Girls are tasty!
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-28-2003 05:25:34 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) obviously shouldn't have said:
ha!

I have said it many times before that I was. I am bi, have liked women as long as I can remember. I guess I prefer to think of it as, I love the human race.


Mathematically, who can argue? You doubled your chances for fun when you were single.

Of course now that you're all married and stuff it's a statistical nightmare. There used to be ~5.5 billion to choose from, now there's just one. hehe

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-28-2003 05:53:38 PM
Yeah.. and everyday I find myself more and more in love with him, so I think it works out.


Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-28-2003 05:56:04 PM
Math may not be on your side, but who needs more than 1+1=2?
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 08-28-2003 06:15:21 PM
I suck at the math myself so I guess according to RIG this makes me happier
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-28-2003 06:17:18 PM

I know I am.. he gave me Godiva chocolates and Pocky the other day!

You KNOW that's true love!

hehe

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-29-2003 02:07:54 AM
It doesn't have to be either/or dude(tte)s.

One can look at other mammals and find homosexual behavior--fairly concrete proof it's not always a choice. On the other hand, on can find cultures where it's accepted--the ancient Greeks considered man-man love a higher form than that between men and women.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-29-2003 02:21:56 AM
You sure it's just mammals? I could have sworn there were species in other classes too.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-29-2003 02:27:57 AM
I've only seen it in mammals. It could be across nature.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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