Timmy the monkey looks down at me and he's all like "Yo, bitch. Let's play some cards!" I, never one to back down from a challenge from a stuffed monkey, accepted. We played a few hands, back and forth for misc personal items. (Bastard got my watch.)
Foolishly enough, this was the hand I bet big on. All or nothing. Sean's Mom again, or his duck. I was quite confident he couldn't continue with his winning streak. This was his end!
We laid down our hands...
... Fuck. He taunted me mercilessly. But I knew all along the little cocky bastard was cheating! I pointed the finger!
I accused him in a box! I accused him with a fox! I accused his Mother! His Father! His lack of shoes which no doubt helped him cheat! I accused him til I turned blue and passed out then got back up and ate a sandwhich and passed out again! And he didn't take too kindly to these accusations, oh no! His anger was overpowering him!
He lept at me!
I stalwartly defended my ground from the vicious little bea- er...
Ahem.
Well, long story short, after a short trip the hospital BUT I BRUSED HIS KNUCKLE, I certainly showed him who was boss.
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fuck it, where's my pills [ 08-18-2003: Message edited by: Black Mage ]
It's not something people hear about.
Bravicimi, my friend.
[ 08-18-2003: Message edited by: Sean ]
It's not something people hear about.
omg
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Sean wrote this crap. Can you believe it? Jesus.
It's on.
Okay so my forearms are a bit hairy, but I'm blonde so it only looks hairy when I take pictures with the camera and use the flash. Fuck you. ;(
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Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
You said Koosh Man was killed in a car accident. You lying piece of shit.
He was mauled by a dog.
Note the battle scars on his lip, cheek, chin, and left hand.
It's not something people hear about.
Seen loses~
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Verily, Kahuna Ryuu doth proclaim:
Pathetic.
the monkey is winnar!
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Verily, Niklas doth proclaim:
I can't read that, Ryuu
Yeah my handwriting sucks.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kahuna Ryuu was all like:
Yeah my handwriting sucks.
Your cam is even worse
Monkey2winz.. or something ;P
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Kegwen said:
Your cam is even worse
The best camera 20 bucks can buy!
Why do guys generally have crappier handwriting than girls? ^_^
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Addy had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Off-topic question:Why do guys generally have crappier handwriting than girls? ^_^
Cause we dont care 
Army of them. Don't make me take out the cookie jar ones.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Soldar said:Army of them. Don't make me take out the cookie jar ones.
Most excellent.
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Soldar spewed forth this undeniable truth:Army of them. Don't make me take out the cookie jar ones.
My penguins got given to the goodwill ;(
First off, a few things.
SOLDAR: Those penguins rule. In return, I present to you the uberest English textbook ever:
LIAM:
My handwriting doesn't suck, it's... artistic! Yeah!
And, omg. My teddy owns you all.
Liam might recognize him.
watch out boys! she's VICIOUS! and doped up on children's Benadryl
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Addy thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
hay guysFirst off, a few things.
SOLDAR: Those penguins rule. In return, I present to you the uberest English textbook ever:
[xIMG]http://www.homestead.com/batutisz/files/addy/penguin.jpg[/IMG]
LIAM:
[xIMG]http://www.homestead.com/batutisz/files/addy/leeum.jpg[/IMG]
My handwriting doesn't suck, it's... artistic! Yeah!And, omg. My teddy owns you all.
[xIMG]http://www.homestead.com/batutisz/files/addy/teddy.jpg[/IMG]
Liam might recognize him.
WE WANT MEEPIE!
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Pirotess:
WE WANT MEEPIE!
Kk.
There, omg~
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So quoth Bummey the Fool:
I had a cockatiel a while ago, then my dog ate it. Now I don't have one.
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