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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-19-2003 03:19:21 AM
Oh well, when in rome.

[ 08-19-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-19-2003 03:21:13 AM
quote:
Bummey the Fool enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I had a cockatiel a while ago, then my dog ate it. Now I don't have one.


...just HOW did your dog manage to eat it, anyway?

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-19-2003 03:22:01 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
...just HOW did your dog manage to eat it, anyway?

Bird got out of cage. Dog opened mouth. Bird entered dog's mouth. Dog closed mouth.

Either the dog ate it, or the bird flew out the opened door but not before depositing a few feathers into the dog's mouth.

[ 08-19-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-19-2003 03:22:43 AM
BM, are those Altec Lansing 6x1's? (either 621 or 641)
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-19-2003 03:22:47 AM
quote:
Bummey the Fool wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Bird got out of cage. Dog opened mouth. Bird entered dog's mouth. Dog closed mouth.

You musta had a crappy cage then

On another note -- I have that moose beanie baby, both the small one and the big one.

nem-x
posted 08-19-2003 03:25:18 AM
Addy
posted 08-19-2003 03:27:48 AM
quote:
This one time, at nem-x³ camp:

I don't have much stuff.


OMG I remember that hamstah~

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-19-2003 03:38:49 AM
I had to break out the heavy firepower.

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.

He's got style, a groovy style,
and a car that just won't stop.
When the going gets tough, he's really rough,
with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
Hong Kong Phooey, he's fan-riffic (gong!)

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-19-2003 03:39:20 AM
quote:
Addy had this to say about Tron:
...

For some reason, this reaction was just hilarious to me.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-19-2003 04:30:35 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Cool Hand Luke was all like:
I had to break out the heavy firepower.

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.

He's got style, a groovy style,
and a car that just won't stop.
When the going gets tough, he's really rough,
with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!)

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
Hong Kong Phooey, he's fan-riffic (gong!)



j00 Winz0rz

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-19-2003 04:31:04 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about dark elf butts:
On another note -- I have that moose beanie baby, both the small one and the big one.


Nothin can beat the power of the Chocolate Moose!

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