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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 08-12-2003 02:40:48 PM
Mine is breadfruit, without a doubt. If you don't consider that a fruit, then wolfberry.
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-12-2003 02:42:52 PM
Pomegranate 8)

edit: I have no idea what breadfruit is

[ 08-12-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-12-2003 02:43:44 PM
Granny Smith Apples!
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Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-12-2003 02:44:08 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Katrinity:
Granny Smith Apples!

What, for eating? Yuck.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Katrinity
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posted 08-12-2003 02:46:47 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop's account was hax0red to write:
What, for eating? Yuck.

Sour Apples are good.

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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 08-12-2003 02:47:16 PM
Probably Yellow Delicious apples.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Suddar
posted 08-12-2003 02:50:11 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Katrinity wrote:
Sour Apples are good.

All of the "Granny Smith" apples I've eaten were so goddamn juicy it felt like I was a drooling maniac every time I bit it.

But anyway, I'm fairly easy to please. A plain old red apple is good enough for me.

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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-12-2003 02:50:53 PM
probably strawberries.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-12-2003 02:52:09 PM
Strawberries hands-down. Peaches are a runner up.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-12-2003 02:52:28 PM
Anyway, my current favorite is the ugli fruit. It's 32oz of juice in a 16oz fruit.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-12-2003 02:52:29 PM
quote:
Katrinity was naked while writing:
Granny Smith Apples!

Hell yes!

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-12-2003 02:53:42 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Xyrra said:
Hell yes!

<gives Xyrra a juicy Granny Smith Apple to sink her vampy teeth into> ^.^

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-12-2003 02:55:06 PM
Personally I'm surprised Kat didn't say something like "cookie fruit!"
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-12-2003 02:56:45 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop obviously shouldn't have said:
Personally I'm surprised Kat didn't say something like "cookie fruit!"

<looks shifty eyed around then grabs JooJoo and stuffs him in a sack>

<takes the kidnapped JooJoo to a secret Installation to a secret secret interrogation room>

Who told you about the secret Cookie Fruit Tree I am producing? WHO?!

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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 08-12-2003 02:56:50 PM
BREADFRUIT OWNS YOU!!!
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-12-2003 02:58:10 PM
Of course, the comedic alternate to my answer would have been Mikasi.
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-12-2003 02:59:26 PM
I like Kiwi too, especially the skin 8) Chow em whole, I do.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-12-2003 02:59:38 PM
Pfft, make me.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-12-2003 03:02:47 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Robocop:
Pfft, make me.

<leaves the room, locking the door as "Its a Small World" is pumped in a contious loop into the room through concealed speakers>

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-12-2003 03:04:43 PM
*sings along*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-12-2003 03:08:04 PM
Kiwi.

Mix it into ice cream, it's great!

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Lokii
Pancake
posted 08-12-2003 03:11:55 PM
I think tomatos are a fruit because they have seeds... If so, then my favorite fruit would be tomatos.

But if not, then it's peaches, on account of my mom used to make real good peach pie with the peaches on our tree. That is, until it stopped growing anything.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-12-2003 03:13:28 PM
Bananas.

Perfectly shaped for insertion.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-12-2003 03:14:09 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Bananas.

Perfectly shaped for insertion.

Like cucumbers too?

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-12-2003 03:14:29 PM
quote:
Moon Song had this to say about Cuba:
I think tomatos are a fruit because they have seeds... If so, then my favorite fruit would be tomatos.

Tomatos are indeed fruit.

Ever had a green tomato pie?

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-12-2003 03:15:06 PM
Bananas are nice and sweet. Dipped in a little honey, they're perfect.

.....

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-12-2003 03:15:41 PM
Yes, Mort. Dens likes to stick them in his ears...

Anyway, I like kiwis, skin and all.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Lokii
Pancake
posted 08-12-2003 03:17:32 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Tomatos are indeed fruit.

Ever had a green tomato pie?

I never even knew there was such a thing. Sounds... Good?

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Peter
Pancake
posted 08-12-2003 03:39:24 PM
Cherries, Same fun factor as water melon, but not all the mess.
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 08-12-2003 03:42:46 PM
GRAPES.
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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 08-12-2003 03:47:39 PM
Bananas
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Cherveny
Papaya
posted 08-12-2003 03:49:03 PM
Nectarines!
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Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-12-2003 03:49:54 PM
gotta go with kiwi here too. just wash it off and eat it up. leave two little stumps where the ends were.

close second is pineapple

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-12-2003 03:53:11 PM
quote:
Burger had this to say about Captain Planet:
gotta go with kiwi here too. just wash it off and eat it up. leave two little stumps where the ends were.

close second is pineapple

Yeah, leave the ends

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Cripcookie
Pancake
posted 08-12-2003 04:00:55 PM
quote:
Katrinity attempted to be funny by writing:
Granny Smith Apples!

^_^

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Cherveny
Papaya
posted 08-12-2003 04:10:29 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Burger was all like:
gotta go with kiwi here too. just wash it off and eat it up. leave two little stumps where the ends were.

close second is pineapple

I only like pineapple if it is fresh and still has the tangyness.

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-12-2003 04:45:16 PM
Orange.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-12-2003 04:52:20 PM
My favorite fruit is Baralheia.


oh.. you mean the edible kind? Uh..Oranges are good.

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-12-2003 04:59:16 PM
Clementines
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-12-2003 05:03:50 PM
STARFRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pomegranates are a close second, I could eat those forever.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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