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Topic: Time Dissected
Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 11:39:55 AM
Why is there so much pain in growing up? I begin to believe that no one can be a good parent. Even good parents inevitably give pain.

"You trouble yourself with questions that are meaningless. Do you take enjoyment from battle with your own uncertainty?"

I am not sure what I take enjoyment from any more, dear Caesar. I seem to question everything too much. I not only look gift horses in the mouth, I run a CAT scan on them.

"Take what is given to you and act upon it. There is always sadness and despair for those who seek it."

And you too, Caesar? Is there no explanation for the terrifying unfairness of the world? I see all these people chained to the heartaches of their past, and inflicting heartache on themselves and us each day. It stinks and I am ready to depart.

"You are wallowing in a bed of sorrow. You fluff it up about you, a nest for your own imagined righteousness. It helps neither you, nor those you serve. Wake up King Arthur. Camelot must have rats and vermin for eagles do not feed on milk and honeydew. Be happy there are endless battles left to fight, and breath and steel left to fight with. Look in wonder upon this field of battle. Feel the river of lightning that runs through you and those who stand with you. Feel the sun upon you this last day upon earth. Know that you will fight always this battle, with the sun just this size within the heavens, the smell of the earth that will claim you, the presence of others who stand with you, and the granite resolve to stay until the end. This is all there is. Few will know it even once within their lives, or only for a fleeting moment they will forever seek again. Do not make it tawdry by dissecting it, for everything is small, so very small, when magnified to minutiae."

[ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Time Dissected ]

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 07-15-2003 11:45:19 AM
...I'm now thorougly confused.
Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 11:50:09 AM
I don't think Caesar knew about CAT scans.

Ohhhhhh you were being rhetorical.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-15-2003 12:00:40 PM
Walla walla.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 07-15-2003 12:33:50 PM
wtf
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 07-15-2003 12:38:37 PM
You remind me of Roinn.

Sorry, dude.

Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 12:40:37 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny had this to say about Pirotess:
You remind me of Roinn.

Sorry, dude.


No appology necessary. Please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Time Dissected, pleased to make your aquantince.

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-15-2003 12:43:26 PM
Hi Roinn.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 07-15-2003 12:52:15 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Gikkwiny wrote:
You remind me of Roinn.

Sorry, dude.



Maybe because it IS roinn? Look at the movie thread, he/she/it signed one post as ~nnoiR

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-15-2003 01:03:17 PM
That would explain it.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 07-15-2003 01:04:09 PM
Now we just find the songs he/she/it ripped those lyrics from
Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 01:05:59 PM
I hear Scottland Yard is looking for people like you, in all seriousness though, I come in piece...s... I even wrote a little story for you. Hohoho.

I honestly cannot figure out what the anguish and lust over my name is/may be, but I can try to turn down my personality a litte.

EDIT: Bummey: Completely original, I hold intellectual copywrite.

nnioR~

[ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Time Dissected ]

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 07-15-2003 01:07:37 PM
To put it in simple terms: You're a douche.
Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 01:09:13 PM
Your name suits you, aside from that, pleased to make your aquantince.

nnioR~

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 07-15-2003 01:30:56 PM
Ugh, brain... hurting...
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-15-2003 01:35:15 PM
now taking bets on how long this account lasts. Do I have any takers?
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 01:37:12 PM
quote:
KaLourin thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
now taking bets on how long this account lasts. Do I have any takers?

You did not make a bet in the first place, you have to make a bet before someone can take you up on it.

nnioR~

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-15-2003 01:37:23 PM
For the life of me I can't understand why people hate this guy so much.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-15-2003 01:40:48 PM
First, to address your post: you have no right to a pain-free life, so get over yourself. "Waah, parents can't help but give pain, therefore they are unfit," is bullshit. I have no tolerance for Smurfs, so move along.

Second, when you've been blacklisted or banned, it's not enough simply to create a new account and come back every bit as annoying as before. You've tried this schtick; it's time to find a new one, rather than experiment with variations on the theme.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-15-2003 01:41:49 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
For the life of me I can't understand why people hate this guy so much.

Well, I imagine it varies from person to person, but the reason I've seen cited most often has been 'Constant nonsensical posts with large words trying to sound more intelligent than he really is'.

Addy
posted 07-15-2003 02:29:05 PM
I'm guessing you were blacklisted for a reason, ^_^
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-15-2003 02:31:22 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by KaLourin:
now taking bets on how long this account lasts. Do I have any takers?


Perhaps I did. But far be it for me to let ye know how much money is riding on your survival

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 07-15-2003 02:41:48 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Time Dissected:
aquantince

omg lol u can't spel

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-15-2003 02:43:31 PM
quote:
Khyron probably says this to all the girls:
Well, I imagine it varies from person to person, but the reason I've seen cited most often has been 'Constant nonsensical posts with large words trying to sound more intelligent than he really is'.

Exactly. I figured his reasonably mellow bullshit would slide off the ECers like water off a duck's back. Instead it slid like a duck off a sheep's back, which isn't very well at all since the duck doesn't so much slide as it is absorbed into the wool. Pretty soon you have sheep full of dead ducks, and that's no good to anybody.

Hee hee, I loved that bit.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 06:23:15 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Bloodsage wrote:
First, to address your post: you have no right to a pain-free life, so get over yourself. "Waah, parents can't help but give pain, therefore they are unfit," is bullshit. I have no tolerance for Smurfs, so move along.

You've missed the point entirely.

nnioR~

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-15-2003 06:40:03 PM
I like him because he owns Bloodsage right and left: a feat to which many have aspired and few have...

mmm... beer...

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 06:47:39 PM
To stop the inevitable, "I do not see how he owned me," post, I will post this one. This post, now that it has been posted, will undoubtadly modify the next post to something along the lines of, "Wow, that was pointless," or "Shut up already," however, I will state for the record that all I came here for is to post freely, I really have nothing against anyone and would rather simply post then defend myself continually.

nnioR~

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-15-2003 06:49:19 PM
shut up...

wait.

this shit ain't cool.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-15-2003 06:51:41 PM
When you're blacklisted, please stay that way. It keeps us from wanting to rip your gonads out through your throat.

Also, you are an annoying tard. Please die.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 06:54:20 PM
R I G: Damn, and I was about to like you just because of your name... now you are somewhere between an one eyed hermaphrodite and the mime-hobo that sleeps out front.

nnioR~

[ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Time Dissected ]

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
Gadani
U
posted 07-15-2003 07:00:24 PM
Congratulations, Roinn! You are the first person I have ever ignored in the little over half a year I've been here.

Please die.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-15-2003 07:01:13 PM
quote:
Verily, Time Dissected doth proclaim:
R I G: Damn, and I was about to like you just because of your name... now you are somewhere between an one eyed hermaphrodite and the mime-hobo that sleeps out front.

nnioR~


Dumbfuck: Don't insult your betters. You are new here. You have already fucked up once and gotten yourself blacklisted.

RIG is not new here. He is not stupid enough to get himself in trouble with the owner of the board (Drysart). He is BETTER THAN YOU. And if you eventually want to be in a position where people listen to you and your opinions and actually wish to have you around rather than wish to have you thrown out a window, you'd do well not to insult well-known members of the community and actually try CONTRIBUTING to conversations and threads, instead of posting mindless shit.

We do not care if you 'like us' or not. You joined the board. You're the one who wanted to join us, who wanted to start posting with us. We don't give a fuck one way or another, so don't go around acting like we give a damn.

[ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 07:06:08 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Dumbfuck: Don't insult your betters. You are new here. You have already fucked up once and gotten yourself blacklisted.

RIG is not new here. He is not stupid enough to get himself in trouble with the owner of the board (Drysart). He is BETTER THAN YOU. And if you eventually want to be in a position where people listen to you and your opinions and actually wish to have you around rather than wish to have you thrown out a window, you'd do well not to insult well-known members of the community and actually try CONTRIBUTING to conversations and threads, instead of posting mindless shit.


a.) Since we all know that social popularity on internet message forums is so important, I am dreadfully sorry for comminting this hanus act against society and the world at large.

b.) Why are you still listening to me? Why not ignore me like the fellow up above? I think you would be better off if your blood pressure is rising this quickly because of words on a computer screen.

c.) ...because we all know that calling people retards and taking "action" against them on internet message forums requires great wit and fine character.

nnioR~

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 07-15-2003 07:07:06 PM
So you don't want to keep defending yourself, yet you continue to bash and flame others, expecting them to do nothing in return....mmmm..makes sense.

My only bit of advice is to cut back on the posting and just hang around the boards for a bit, get a feel for them, then maybe try and come back....with a little more sense in your posts.

But what do I know?!!


EDIT: gud splelign!!

[ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: badfish ]

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 07-15-2003 07:09:59 PM
quote:
Time Dissected had this to say about the Spice Girls:
To stop the inevitable, "I do not see how he owned me," post, I will post this one. This post, now that it has been posted, will undoubtadly modify the next post to something along the lines of, "Wow, that was pointless," or "Shut up already," however, I will state for the record that all I came here for is to post freely, I really have nothing against anyone and would rather simply post then defend myself continually.

nnioR~


Oh! I ate my mean cereal today, so here we go.

You have no rights as far as how OTHER people treat you, as long as they are within the rules. You don't HAVE to defend youself, but did you maybe think that people are jumping all over your back because you are annoying? Drysart thinks you are annoying.

Now, if you had been blacklisted, and came back, and were like "Dudes, I'm sorry. I'm a regular guy~" THen.. well. Chances are a plenty! But.. wait. You get blacklisted, and then come back the exact same as before? And you are even DEFENSIVE that people are calling you on the shit that you did befopre.

Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 07:10:33 PM
I've been nothing but friendly to everyone that has not treated me like dirt, but I am defensive for being treated like dirt of course. Really, if you are going to insult me at least do it in a witty manner instead of, "you fucking retard, die, shut up."

I would like to stop defending myself, but I really did not expect a thread which contains nothing more than a story to "set the sky aflame". The very second after I posted something hoping to resolve the matter, making people realize that I am not one for making enemies, they flame me into oblivion.

While this forum is fairly hostile, I have been to worst.

nnioR~

[ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Time Dissected ]

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
MorbId
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 07:35:17 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
For the life of me I can't understand why people hate this guy so much.

Same here.

[ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: MorbId ]

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-15-2003 07:38:10 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Time Dissected:
I've been nothing but friendly to everyone that has not treated me like dirt, but I am defensive for being treated like dirt of course. Really, if you are going to insult me at least do it in a witty manner instead of, "you fucking retard, die, shut up."

I would like to stop defending myself, but I really did not expect a thread which contains nothing more than a story to "set the sky aflame". The very second after I posted something hoping to resolve the matter, making people realize that I am not one for making enemies, they flame me into oblivion.

While this forum is fairly hostile, I have been to worst.

nnioR~


"Please install Clue 1.5 before trying to post".

You got blacklisted for making pointless posts... hell, most of the board it seems considers these posts to be pointless AND stupid. You get blacklisted and then come back to do the same shit. Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is a sign of either insanity, or stupidity. Given what we've seen, I'm leaning twords stupid myself.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 07-15-2003 07:38:40 PM
quote:
Time Dissected had this to say about Duck Tales:
While this forum is fairly hostile, I have been to worst.

lol u haev bad grammer

Varagon
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 07:43:03 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
"Please install Clue 1.5 before trying to post".

You got blacklisted for making pointless posts... hell, most of the board it seems considers these posts to be pointless AND stupid. You get blacklisted and then come back to do the same shit. Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is a sign of either insanity, or stupidity. Given what we've seen, I'm leaning twords stupid myself.


Yes, because I posted a story I, myself, wrote which when read through is completely coherent, and all of my posts on this name so far have been easily understood I AM INFACT DOING THE EXACT SAME THING I WAS BEFORE! DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE EASE OF READING! IT IS THE EXACT SAME THING!

nnioR~

[ F A I L U R E ]
So what, pop is dead,
It's no great loss.
So many face lifts, his face flew off.
The emperor really has no clothes on, and his skin is pealing off.
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