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Time Dissected was listening to Cher while typing:
a.) Since we all know that social popularity on internet message forums is so important, I am dreadfully sorry for comminting this hanus act against society and the world at large.b.) Why are you still listening to me? Why not ignore me like the fellow up above? I think you would be better off if your blood pressure is rising this quickly because of words on a computer screen.
c.) ...because we all know that calling people retards and taking "action" against them on internet message forums requires great wit and fine character.
nnioR~
If social popularity on these forums is nothing to you, then you'll be perfectly happy around here; because it's obvious you're not a very popular person! 
As for why I listen to you, because I enjoy it. I work tech support, I very rarely get the chance to actually SAY to people just how stupid they are. Having dipshits like you around to actually speak my mind to, just makes my day. Probably about the only use you'll have around here.
Finally, I can tell you just how much 'great wit' and 'fine character' you've displayed around here. You post idiotic, senseless drivel. You grow defensive over what you yourself attempt to pass off as meaningless internet popularity. You're not popular around here? You apparently seem not to care. We'd be happier not seeing your posts! The obvious solution, would be simply LEAVING, and not looking back. Just don't expect much in the way of a tearful goodbye. On the other hand, a few people might be able to muster a tear of joy or two, but I think the majority is pretty apathetic to your existence entirely.
And for the record, it's spelled 'heinous'.
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Tatsukaze got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
omg lol u can't spellol u haev bad grammer
Stop that.
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A sleep deprived Inferno-Spirit stammered:
Stop that.
Neener.
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Finally, I can tell you just how much 'great wit' and 'fine character' you've displayed around here. You post idiotic, senseless drivel. You grow defensive over what you yourself attempt to pass off as meaningless internet popularity. You're not popular around here? You apparently seem not to care. We'd be happier not seeing your posts! The obvious solution, would be simply LEAVING, and not looking back. Just don't expect much in the way of a tearful goodbye. On the other hand, a few people might be able to muster a tear of joy or two, but I think the majority is pretty apathetic to your existence entirely. [/QB]
a.) Great wit? Character? Did I miss something or did I never associate these words with myself?
b.) Since everything I have said in this thread is obviously incoherent.
c.) If you would be happier not seeing my posts, then perhaps not reading them would do fine for now until you can rid yourself of the demons in your head.
d.) If these peoples were infact so apathetic, perhaps they would have stayed on the damned topic in the first place.
nnioR~ [ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Time Dissected ]
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JooJooFlop had this to say about pies:
For the life of me I can't understand why people hate this guy so much.
Well first off, he tries way too hard. Also, his posts make little to no sense, and often don't even relate to the topic at hand in any way, shape, or form. Also, who the hell talks like this? Do you save the pieces of paper from your tear-away "word of the day" calendar, or what, Roinn? Don't try to sound smarter than you really are; it makes you come off as an idiot. 
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle was all like:
Well first off, he tries way too hard. Also, his posts make little to no sense, and often don't even relate to the topic at hand in any way, shape, or form. Also, who the hell talks like this? Do you save the pieces of paper from your tear-away "word of the day" calendar, or what, Roinn? Don't try to sound smarter than you really are; it makes you come off as an idiot.
If I tried to hard, don't you think I would be sucking up to these people instead of defending myself against them? Regarding the lack of sense: see last two posts.
The sad thing is I talk like that reguarly. 
nnioR~
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Everyone wondered WTF when Time Dissected wrote:
Why is there so much pain in growing up? I begin to believe that no one can be a good parent. Even good parents inevitably give pain."You trouble yourself with questions that are meaningless. Do you take enjoyment from battle with your own uncertainty?"
I am not sure what I take enjoyment from any more, dear Caesar. I seem to question everything too much. I not only look gift horses in the mouth, I run a CAT scan on them.
"Take what is given to you and act upon it. There is always sadness and despair for those who seek it."
And you too, Caesar? Is there no explanation for the terrifying unfairness of the world? I see all these people chained to the heartaches of their past, and inflicting heartache on themselves and us each day. It stinks and I am ready to depart.
"You are wallowing in a bed of sorrow. You fluff it up about you, a nest for your own imagined righteousness. It helps neither you, nor those you serve. Wake up King Arthur. Camelot must have rats and vermin for eagles do not feed on milk and honeydew. Be happy there are endless battles left to fight, and breath and steel left to fight with. Look in wonder upon this field of battle. Feel the river of lightning that runs through you and those who stand with you. Feel the sun upon you this last day upon earth. Know that you will fight always this battle, with the sun just this size within the heavens, the smell of the earth that will claim you, the presence of others who stand with you, and the granite resolve to stay until the end. This is all there is. Few will know it even once within their lives, or only for a fleeting moment they will forever seek again. Do not make it tawdry by dissecting it, for everything is small, so very small, when magnified to minutiae."
This is not a story that makes sense.
EVen though I don't always like them, Parcelan's stories make sense. Nicole's stories make sense. Hell, even the porn stories from Burger make sense.
You make no sense. YOU LOSE.
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Gikkwiny had this to say about Pirotess:
This is not a story that makes sense.EVen though I don't always like them, Parcelan's stories make sense. Nicole's stories make sense. Hell, even the porn stories from Burger make sense.
You make no sense. YOU LOSE.
Unless you are unable to visualize a random person and Caesar sitting in a room conversing with one another, it makes enough sense to have a point.
nnioR~
It is OK to lose. [ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Absolut Blindy ]
I contribute nothing and am thoroughly confused
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Alek Saege Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I like swords
I contribute nothing and am thoroughly confused
I like you.
nnioR~
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Time Dissected Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Unless you are unable to visualize a random person and Caesar sitting in a room conversing with one another, it makes enough sense to have a point.nnioR~
OMG I will write a story too~
A voice came out of the darkness. "Bork... bork.. bork."
I was startled, and looked in that direction. "Amazing! Time stands neither still nor upside down. I enjoy observing armadillos! Isn't it startling?"
~fin~
OMG I AM GREAT.
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Gikkwiny had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
OMG I will write a story too~A voice came out of the darkness. "Bork... bork.. bork."
I was startled, and looked in that direction. "Amazing! Time stands neither still nor upside down. I enjoy observing armadillos! Isn't it startling?"
~fin~
OMG I AM GREAT.
The conversation was the point, the origin of said conversation was not.
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Continually making nonsense posts can be viewed as forum spam, which is a perma-bannable offense.
Look at my last five posts please.
nnioR~ [ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Time Dissected ]
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Alek Saege had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I like swordsI contribute nothing and am thoroughly confused
who let you out? back to your room!
*shoves Alek in a small closet and locks the door*
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Alek Saege had this to say about pies:
I like swordsI contribute nothing and am thoroughly confused
I like drawing.
I contribute nothing and am thoroughly confused as well...
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We were all impressed when KaLourin wrote:
who let you out? back to your room!*shoves Alek in a small closet and locks the door*
oOo... kinky 
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*opens the door, tosses in a pair of rubber waders with the butt cut out, and a bucket of soapy frogs, then closes and locks the door*
Enjoy
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KaLourin was naked while typing this:
You want kinky?*opens the door, tosses in a pair of rubber waders with the butt cut out, and a bucket of soapy frogs, then closes and locks the door*
Enjoy
I have no clue what a wader is, so now I am just confused again
Is confused with Ares, yet again
Annoying habbit of signing all posts backwards, check.
Posting useless crap in threads where it's not wanted, check.
Posting useless crap in threads where it's not wanted and it's not an intelligible attempt at humor, check.
Guess what pal... you smell like a troll.
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Random Insanity Generator stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:Guess what pal... you smell like a troll.
I smell funny!
Ozius
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Check out the big brain on Ozimander!
I smell funny!Ozius
I tried looking for the Troll-B-Gone pic but I couldn't find it. 
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Random Insanity Generator said this about your mom:
I tried looking for the Troll-B-Gone pic but I couldn't find it.
...
I get it!
Cries
Ozius
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Vobo had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
His sig is no more annoying (anymore) than the line of Japanese in your sig, RIG. It makes more sense, at that.
I was actually referring to the animated POS he had originally.
And there are people who understand what's written in my sig. Plus it's not annoyingly animated.
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Vobo's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
His sig is no more annoying (anymore) than the line of Japanese in your sig, RIG. It makes more sense, at that.
The onnnly thing that annoys me about roinn's sig is.. well..
Objects which signify WHAT?
He's missing a word.
If he wanted to say objects with signifigance or objects that are signifigant, then he should say that. [ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Gikkwiny ]
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Random Insanity Generator got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Let's see... Annoying sig that makes no sense, check.Annoying habbit of signing all posts backwards, check.
Posting useless crap in threads where it's not wanted, check.
Posting useless crap in threads where it's not wanted and it's not an intelligible attempt at humor, check.
Guess what pal... you smell like a troll.
a.)X Apparently you were reffering to an earlier signature.
b.) Deal with it.
c.) Yes, because this entire thread and everything I have said whilst under this name has been COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC! This is what, the sixth time I have made this point?
d.) I smell like week old Corn Puffs thank you very much.
EDIT: Alright, alright, it is a quote from Denis de Rougement, though there is no word missing.
nnioR~ [ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Time Dissected ]
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Time Dissected had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
a.) The sig would make sense if you had enough of an attention span to search for the quote.b.) Deal with it.
c.) Yes, because this entire thread and everything I have said whilst under this name has been COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC! This is what, the sixth time I have made this point?
d.) I smell like week old Corn Puffs thank you very much.
nnioR~
The sig which I'm refering to doesn't exist anymore it seems. Keep reading the thread chuckles.
I'd deal with it if you were less of an annoying prat.
Like I said before, you got blacklisted for annoying stupid shit, then you come in again under a new name and start the same thing again. Gee, look at the FIRST post of this thread by you. If you wanted to post a story, THEN POST THE WHOLE THING.
And you seem proud of this last fact, for reasons I'd rather not understand.
Whether or not you're treated fairly, whether or not you make sense, you can fight the boards and fight the boards, but you're always going to lose.
They've been here longer, while you're (as of now) fairly insignificant. If you don't move on, Drysart will probably send you packing.
Christ man, do you not see that nothing I have posted under this name so far is non-sensical unless you are unable to understand it? That is the whole thing, it is a conversation, not so much of a story but it has a point. If you do not get it, I would advise reading it until your head explodes. I will bask the red fountain.
nnioR~
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Suddar had this to say about Knight Rider:
If you don't move on, Drysart will probably send you packing.
We can hope at least.
Ozius
Someone say monkey?
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Time Dissected's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Christ man, do you not see that nothing I have posted under this name so far is non-sensical unless you are unable to understand it? That is the whole thing, it is a conversation, not so much of a story but it has a point. If you do not get it, I would advise reading it until your head explodes. I will bask the red fountain.
Again, you were punted because you posted annoyingly stupid shit. I'm not the only one it seems that feels this way. I seem to be in the majority that thinks your earlier actions were enough to get the Blacklist treatment and now we see you're back doing similar shit yet again. Technically circumventing the Blacklisting is bannable. I'm pretty sure that we're all hoping for the best.
And believe me, the post you started this with is just a little less annoying than your other antics. Understanding the point you're attempting to make isn't that hard, but please... Caesar and Arthur?
quote:In Soviet Russia, Red Fountain bask you!
Roinn, product uv socialized education:
I will bask the red fountain.
Seriously though, it's not the piece you posted. Well, maybe it is to some degree. But what "set the sky aflame" as you put it is your insistence that you have some deeper understanding while you fail to show us that you know the basics. Like knowing which verbs are transitive.
It's been a good while since EC has had good flesh to tear into.
However, this pisses me off even more:
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Accounts used by 68.18.204.14Member 5737: Roinn (login: Roinn) [Other IPs for this User]
Member 6055: Cognoman Mortuus (login: AestheticsForTheMasses) [Other IPs for this User]
Member 6059: Time Dissected (login: TimeDissected) [Other IPs for this User]
Member 6060: Time Dissected (login: TimeDisembowled) [Other IPs for this User]
Member 6061: Time Dissected (login: TimeDisemboweled) [Other IPs for this User]
YOU DO NOT NEED 4 NEW ACCOUNTS
But I'm not going to ban you just yet because you're behaving slightly better this time around. I'd advise you to get the pseudointellectual bullshit and pretentiousness out of your system post haste, lest you draw my attention again.
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Random Insanity Generator is watching T.J. Hooker with a prostitute.I was actually referring to the animated POS he had originally.
And there are people who understand what's written in my sig. Plus it's not annoyingly animated.
Hence the "(anymore)"
Jah love!
