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Topic: Bajah's Auction House
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-17-2003 05:07:54 PM
Welcome to my Auction House, ladies and gents. Today I'll be auctioning off different things to you wonderful people of Evercrest. Since we're of different countries and currencies, bidding can be anything of interesting material worth.

Our first auction, Lot #633987, comes to us by way of Satan Taran. I hope it goes well!

Lot 633987
TERENA'S SOUL

Come on folks... dig deep and offer as much as you can for this object!

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-17-2003 05:09:29 PM
I've got a pocket calculator, I bid that!
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 06-17-2003 05:10:51 PM
One piece of old chewing gum and a couple of beans? I could add some lint and three bits of dried rice..
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 06-17-2003 05:11:00 PM
Oooooooh, a fresh soul. This could be just the thing for my collection. Looks a little dark, though... Hmmm...

I bid Three dollars Fifty cents!

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 06-17-2003 05:14:24 PM
Lets see....I'll bid this animated suit of armor, recently cleaned.
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 06-17-2003 05:14:56 PM
$3.50? CRAP! I'm out. And I was really looking forward to luring Elizabeth Hurley to me with it too.
Feed my hungry soul.
Yuri
posted 06-17-2003 05:14:59 PM
I kinda like the dark ones.. I bid my computer!
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-17-2003 08:12:26 PM
I bid 2 harmonica's, some Bazooka Joe gum and a used condom.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-17-2003 08:13:44 PM
quote:
Mooj scribbled:
I bid Three dollars Fifty cents!

I bid $2.50!

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 06-17-2003 08:16:23 PM
Somebody needs to alert ebay to this scam; everyone knows Terena doesn't have a soul!
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 06-17-2003 08:16:40 PM
I bid Kegwen.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-17-2003 08:16:52 PM
I bid my ego.
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 06-17-2003 08:20:01 PM
digs into his pockets to see...

I got...1 dollar, a quarter, some pocket lint, and a bajah doll?


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Skaw
posted 06-17-2003 08:50:46 PM
This auction is void. Terena had no soul to begin with.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-17-2003 08:51:30 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Optimus Prime:
This auction is void. Terena had no soul to begin with.

Unless Bajah's had it all along.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Steven Steve
posted 06-17-2003 08:54:16 PM
Wait, what is a soul good for anyway?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Skaw
posted 06-17-2003 08:56:50 PM
quote:
Where's Waisz? was listening to Cher while typing:
Unless Bajah's had it all along.

"Had no soul to begin with." generally meant that there is no "Terena Soul" in existance, because one was never around in the first place.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-17-2003 08:58:22 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about the Spice Girls:
"Had no soul to begin with." generally meant that there is no "Terena Soul" in existance, because one was never around in the first place.

And if Bajah's had it since Terena's been at EC, how would you ever know there was one?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 06-17-2003 09:02:20 PM
You're all so cruel.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-17-2003 09:03:02 PM
Five empty Code Red cans and one half full one.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 06-17-2003 09:10:01 PM
A diet vanilla coke.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 06-17-2003 09:10:46 PM
quote:
Terena Azal had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You're all so cruel.

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-17-2003 09:11:07 PM
1 billion dollars!@
Suddar
posted 06-17-2003 09:18:57 PM
quote:
Fizodeth had this to say about Tron:
1 billion dollars!@

Monopoly money doesn't count.

Maradon!
posted 06-17-2003 09:28:10 PM
I bid a working copy of Duke Nukem Forever
Grendel
Pancake
posted 06-17-2003 09:29:26 PM
I bid one of my midget slaves.

[ 06-17-2003: Message edited by: Grendel ]

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-17-2003 09:32:25 PM
A gyro burrito and disc 3 of Final Fantasy IX.
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 06-17-2003 09:47:07 PM
I bid pi.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-17-2003 10:00:07 PM
Really, everyone teases and teases, but Terena is actually a nice person. Lay off the heartless-no-soul jokes.

<hands Terena a cookie>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-17-2003 10:06:05 PM
Watch out! That cookie has no soul!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-17-2003 10:07:17 PM
neither does Gyd!!

*ohoes*!

luv you G

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-17-2003 10:07:48 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say:
Really, everyone teases and teases, but Terena is actually a nice person. Lay off the heartless-no-soul jokes.

She randomly PM's me in IRC and speaks gibberish.

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 06-17-2003 10:08:21 PM
I bid my next week's paycheck
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-18-2003 01:20:38 AM
Terena is quite the lady.

I bid the sensations of a hot tub in a blizzard.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-18-2003 01:21:48 AM
quote:
Verily, Mortious doth proclaim:
She randomly PM's me in IRC and speaks gibberish.

The last time someone PMed me in IRC it was Mort saying, "I'm horny," while I was away at work.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-18-2003 01:28:58 AM
I bid Terena's body.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-18-2003 01:39:12 AM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Katrinity scored a straight 1 with:
Really, everyone teases and teases, but Terena is actually a nice person. Lay off the heartless-no-soul jokes.

<hands Terena a cookie>


I like Terena. That's why she's in my Parodies and I joke around with her. I consider her a very good friend

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-18-2003 01:39:51 AM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Comrade Snoota scored a straight 1 with:
The last time someone PMed me in IRC it was Mort saying, "I'm horny," while I was away at work.

He does that to everyone.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-18-2003 01:41:23 AM
Current High Bid:

BLACK MAGE

Going once...

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-18-2003 01:42:46 AM
quote:
Bajah painfully thought these words up:
He does that to everyone.
Except... Me.... hmmm... ¬_¬

Edit - Woo, I'm winning!

[ 06-18-2003: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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