I bid two straws.

one New.
one Used.

New is still in its sanitary wrapper.
Used is not even close to sanitary.

I bid a tophat fluffer.

Terena's an absolute jerk to me.

I bid:

Multiple uses!
Gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

Terena's Soul SOLD to Black Mage. Please see me after the the auction to discuss payment.

Next up on the block is lot number 320976. This item comes directly from the remote lands of RPCrest and is an item long thought lost. But here it is, for your buying consumption.

Lot 320976
NEM-X'S SKILL

I'll pass on this one. got no need for azn pride

Bajah, not one, but two tickets(For you and that special someone winkwink) to a remote alpine ski resort admist the wild natures of Canada for 3 nights are in the mail. Hottub is ready and waiting.

[ 06-18-2003: Message edited by: Black Mage ]

Skill in what?

Skill in headshotting people while crossdressed and shouting roofles bish, pwned by AZN?

I'll pass, I'm close enough.

I'll pass on this lot

Hmm, I could use that, Nem-X fighting skills trump minotaurs any day. I'm not sure what I have to offer, though...

Well, as one option, I still technically have presidency over Densetsu's stomach, if administrative powers over populated gastro-intestinal tracts interests you, I'm your man.

Alternately, I'm one of only two people who know the location of Mortious's annoying parcelan-built clone, Mortimer. I can sell you the information, though I haven't the slightest clue what you could do with him. Annoy Mortious, I suppose.

I have those, a quartz sledgehammer from "Smash Club" (TM parcelan, patent pending) and one random screwdriver I won from Densetsu for guessing his sigpic long, long ago. Take your pick.

[ 06-18-2003: Message edited by: Chalesm ]

I'd like to offer the money I've been saving up to update my RAM and video card ($545) as well as any liquidatable assests including any rings or necklaces or plastic you can find around my desk. Also my old glasses, an old tooth, a deck of Magic: The Gathering cards (Red Deck) and a copy fo Baldur's Gate missing the 4th CD (That's how I purchased it...)

Is that enough for Nem-X's skill? I'm biding that!

Ozius

I bid three empty beer bottles, two fully intact and one smashed. Aswell as a blunt-roach-blunt.

I bid...your mother. Yes, she's tied up in my basement. And being molested by BM, probably.

I bid toast in a jar.