It is much like the Two-Sided Thread, except that it is only one side. And instead of condemnation, you get slammed. That's right, I take your worst flaw and amplify it to the biggest magnitude I can.
No feelings will be spared. No subject is sacred. Physical appearance, intelligence, political views...all will be crushed.
So, post here and I'll start work on whoever has posted around 2 AM.
NOTE: Still one per customer. Posting "Is that all you got?!" or similar dares in an attempt to get more will not be acknowledged. NOTE 2: I hold no responsibility if you get your feelings hurt. You were warned. NOTE 3: I reserve the right to dismiss your request at any time if you're not funny, not deserving of slamming, or I just feel like outing you.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger had this to say about dark elf butts:
10 to 1 odds says he chooses my penchant for discussing sexual topics...
Your odds are a bit off, I'd say at best 3:1.
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Bajah wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Let's see if you've got something current or something you've used before that isn't even valid anymore
1d100 => 76
Odds he says something new, evens he regurgitates the same stuff he says all the time.
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote this stupid crap:
I hope you all realize he has no intention of actually fulfilling your requests, you damn losers.
Well duh
Lets see if thats changed any.
Everytime these come up I sign up...no idea why...
Ozius
Jens: Same story as before, fucker. To have your person insulted, you need a personality beyond "The Danish Guy."
Star Collective: You're a case study in people who think they're important but are actually parrot shit. Nobody cares about how sanctimonius you think you are. Nobody cares who you are.
Gikkwiny: If I hear you bitch about your goddamn sister one more fucking time, I swear I'm going to set up a little fund for her just so she can drive you to suicide faster.
Burger: Sexual obsession beside, you post a lot of pictures for a fucking ugly guy. You know that picture of you in the rollercoaster? The one with your slack-jaw, pink face and man-tits flapping in the wind? Ever wonder what furry porn involving Miss Piggy looks like? Now you know.
Nicole: Riding hard on Star Collective's heels, nobody gives a shit how powerful you think your internet alter ego is. The truth is, when you look at yourself in the mirror, you're not an all-powerful demishadow tapir or whatever you think you are, you're a pale-skinned weeping idiot with no redeeming value other than chum material.
Waisz: Eh.
D: Detach yourself from suckling Rosaline's anus and then we'll talk.
RIG: A compliment to you, good sir. It's not everyday a man of your intellectual caliber (chewed gum) can realize how much of a fucking retard he's being by pretending to be a badass and go into the much more preferable alternative of having no persona outside of being a whiny girl's lookalike. If your hick mind couldn't comprehend that, read it through a few times more.
Kinanik: Fag.
Y.O.T.G.: The whole "OMG WAISZLINGS" fad ended years ago. You now have the personality and intelligence of a fish stick.
Curman: For the brother of a hot girl, you sure can be stupid. If you had anything between your legs besides what only looks like a single pube, you'd face up and stop hiding behind her popularity to get anywhere.
Bajah: Sorry, but I really should have re-thought before I gave you the go-ahead on Lord of the Things. Your humor is pitiful kiss-assing, redundant and reminds me of Teletubbies. You're more tame than a gimpy sloth on ritalin.
Kirara: Much like RIG (how sad that you get to be compared to him), I applaud you for giving up this delusional fantasy in which you believed anyone on earth besides the chum factory could ever care about you. Even then, the chum factory only cares about your organs. Your personality can jump up Hillary Clinton's ass.
Delidgamond: Huh. Nothing new here. Much like everything you post.
Cheese: You must have channeled Star Collective's power of Ignorance Shielding. I have never seen someone so fucking oblivious to the truth. Oh wait, yes I have. It was that kid in the subway with his fingers in his ears screaming "LALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Except, even when he pooped in his pants, he generated about an eigth of the shit you do.
Tatsukaze: I'd flame you, but I don't want to keep you from lubing up for Kegwen's impending penis to anus transmission.
Fizodeth: Wasn't it great when you were recognized for being a pyromaniac? Oh no...wait, that was pretty retarded. And now you're not even recognized for being a pyromaniac anymore. Now...you're just retarded.
Murdoc: Ousted.
Vorago: Hey hey hey! I remember when you were actually useful around here! Back during the time when I was smoking all that crack.
Blindy: Ousted.
Gadani: Holy shit! The only compliment in the thread! You can see into the future! I am skipping you!
Savannah: Ousted.
Nwizzle: What purpose do you serve here besides wasting oxygen?
Vorbo: Penis.
Yuri: WHO ARE YOU
Fazumzen: Ousted.
Lenlalron: Hey! Guess what 'reassurance to keep someone from comitting suicide' means? It means you're still going to be a pathetic, girl-less brat in college! Whoops! Better grab a bottle of bleach!
Rodent King: Ousted.
KaLourin: If Burger is Babe porn, then you have to be lovechild of Smokey the Bear and Yokozuna porn.
Tarquinn: Hey! Remember when Germans, a people based and rooted in warfare, spoke out against the war in Iraq? Hey! And remember when they thought their opinions mattered? They and Canada ought to form a club of some sort.
Ozius: Guess what? Sometimes it's not a creative slump...you just have no talent!
Aury: Again, why is it that the ugly people always post pictures? And why do the stupid, pathetic people always talk about their stupid, pathetic lives? And why do those same people turn out homosexual and get with other stupid, ugly, pathetic people? Why? Because there is a God, and he knows homosexuals have to adopt.
If you were ousted, I either couldn't think of anything, didn't want to slam you, or didn't think you were particularly worth my time. ONCE AGAIN! This was nothing personal, just something I got a kick out of. I'm sure we all learned a valuable lesson. Thanks for being good sports! [ 06-14-2003: Message edited by: Mr. Parcelan ]
If you think you have some clever retort to your slam, go ahead and post it, but it will be ignored.
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Y.O.T.G. wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I don't think he put enough effort into that. And what the hell are "WAISZLINGS"?
Since you guys came here after I did...
tada. Waiszlings.
And "eh" hurts, Parcelan.
Hurts deep. Right here.
'Yeah.'
'Both of 'em?'
'...Yeah.'
'Cool.'
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