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Topic: Post here to be slammed!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-14-2003 12:32:14 PM
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 06-14-2003 02:30:38 PM
quote:
Curman: For the brother of a hot girl, you sure can be stupid. If you had anything between your legs besides what only looks like a single pube, you'd face up and stop hiding behind her popularity to get anywhere.

I laugh at that because it is the complete opposite.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 06-14-2003 02:55:28 PM
We all need a good slam once in a while.
Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2003 03:22:20 PM
quote:
Curman 2.0 spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I laugh at that because it is the complete opposite.

Here, let me correct it:

quote:
Curman: For the sister of a hot guy, you sure can be stupid. If you had anything between your legs besides what only looks like a single pube, you'd face up and stop hiding behind his popularity to get anywhere.

Shut up.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 06-14-2003 04:28:12 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Shut up.

I laugh at that because it is the complete opposite.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2003 04:33:40 PM
.nwod nepO

almost

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-14-2003 04:46:09 PM
Cheese
Pancake
posted 06-14-2003 06:03:38 PM
quote:
Cheese: You must have channeled Star Collective's power of Ignorance Shielding. I have never seen someone so fucking oblivious to the truth. Oh wait, yes I have. It was that kid in the subway with his fingers in his ears screaming "LALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Except, even when he pooped in his pants, he generated about an eigth of the shit you do.

omg its not tru! LALalAlALAla!!

**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-14-2003 06:15:19 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Curman 2.0:
I laugh at that because it is the complete opposite.

I agree with Fazumzen and Parcelan on this one.

It's dead on.

You'll probably see the error in your ways when your balls drop, though. It's cool.

[ 06-14-2003: Message edited by: Where's Waisz? ]

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 06-14-2003 06:50:07 PM
quote:
From the book of Where's Waisz?, chapter 3, verse 16:
I agree with Fazumzen and Parcelan on this one.

It's dead on.

You'll probably see the error in your ways when your balls drop, though. It's cool.


LOL, I could right now say bad things, but Im not going to, cause I know what will happean if I do.

But besides the fact you dont even KNOW me or ever talked to me, and besides I dont even post that much makes your stupid comment funny.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-14-2003 07:00:34 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Curman 2.0 said:
LOL, I could right now say bad things, but Im not going to, cause I know what will happean if I do.

But besides the fact you dont even KNOW me or ever talked to me, and besides I dont even post that much makes your stupid comment funny.


Unfortunately for you, we do know you. Enough to make an impression.

And the impression is dead on, forgop.

Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2003 07:07:45 PM
I'm not listening to what the bad men say!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 06-14-2003 07:09:10 PM
uh oh
Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2003 07:10:04 PM
You know... Oh wait, I think I already said that. I'll say it again, anyway:

Parcelan, the turtle's heads in your sig look like transsexual penis-clits.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-14-2003 07:20:55 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Fazum'Zen Fastfist said:
You know... Oh wait, I think I already said that. I'll say it again, anyway:

Parcelan, the turtle's heads in your sig look like transsexual penis-clits.


You never said that before, but thanks anyways.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-14-2003 07:33:37 PM
quote:
Curman 2.0 wrote this stupid crap:
LOL, I could right now say bad things, but Im not going to, cause I know what will happean if I do.

But besides the fact you dont even KNOW me or ever talked to me, and besides I dont even post that much makes your stupid comment funny.


Do they know you in real life? thankfully for you, no. But do they know the persona you assume while posting here? Hell yes. and from that, they can infer waht you're like elsewhere.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-14-2003 07:34:49 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Fazum'Zen Fastfist stammered:
I'm not listening to what the bad men say!

Fatso.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-14-2003 07:44:41 PM
What's funny is you were kinda way off the mark . I only RP on EC in designated RP threads... everything else is a kinda "Nicole shoves your head into a cup full of industrial cleanser" thing.

Oh well.

*shoves your head into a cup full of industrial cleanser*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-14-2003 07:57:45 PM
quote:
Nicole attempted to be funny by writing:
What's funny is you were kinda way off the mark . I only RP on EC in designated RP threads... everything else is a kinda "Nicole shoves your head into a cup full of industrial cleanser" thing.

Oh well.

*shoves your head into a cup full of industrial cleanser*


You were a lot better off when we thought you were trying to roleplay.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-14-2003 07:58:36 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Cuba:
You were a lot better off when we thought you were trying to roleplay.

Seriously.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-14-2003 09:55:56 PM
No more slams for this thread. You snooze, you lose.

Take this moment to discuss and have a cigarette.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-14-2003 10:04:30 PM
Is the no more slams thing due to the little fact that no one else asked for one?
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2003 10:09:21 PM
If you can't calculate the tip amount in your head, then I pity you.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-14-2003 10:09:24 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Robocop:
Is the no more slams thing due to the little fact that no one else asked for one?

That's about the size of it, yeah.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-15-2003 12:18:16 AM
yay! i been slammed!! whoooo!!

who the F is yokozuna.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-15-2003 12:25:06 AM
wtfux

[ 06-15-2003: Message edited by: Comrade Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-15-2003 01:42:05 AM
Back in medieval times conquerers would use catapaults to launch Parcelan into castles, after which he would disease all its inhabitants. This was the first known example of biological warfare.

[ 06-15-2003: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-15-2003 01:58:16 AM
I am pleased with mine because it's either right on the dot and I know it or completely wrong and I know it. However, I do not know which is correct and will continue to blindly wander through life not bothering to ask. Thank you Parce.

Ozius

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