"For a long time I have stood in the shadows and viewed the events and politics of this 'kingdom' known as Evercrest... and I must say I have become increasingly sickened at the deterioration this once proud land has gone through; corrupt and lazy officials, hate mongering, soothsaying and overall discord." He shakes his head in distaste before brushing back a stray strand of blonde hair and pushing up his spectacles as the hint of a smirk crosses his lips when he continues, "This last thread allegedly started by the infamous Paul554 proves what sheep you all are..."
He stands up straight, a broad simper now crossing his lips. "So I, Abolago Pepuit, have taken it upon myself to declare myself as prime authority of this crumbling land. I shall use all the power the great spirits have bestowed upon me to bring absolute peace and unity to all."
"In the upcoming days, there will be many changes around here like the removal of those two feuding despots, Drysart and Taran. I have pin pointed their weaknesses and intend to exploit them to my advantage. Once they are out of the way, the true rebuilding can begin."
He chuckles softly. "I have taken into account there will undoubtedly be those unwilling to comply with my methods at first so I have brought with me adequate," On cue, the glow of several pairs of eyes appear in various areas of the darkness behind him, "enforcers."
He looks around then claps his hands together, "Now then... let the discontents," he grins darkly, "come forward."
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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The Great Voldo was naked while typing this:
Doll Mage. Ogre Battle.
Chuckles softly.
"Quite correct, my young friend. That is indeed the image I have chosen for my so called avatar since I do not have the vanity to keep actual portraits of myself so that that particular image sufficed in my eyes."
He then peers around an quirks a brow. "It appears someone is against my proposal yet lacks the courage to actually vocalize their views... how sad, but it reminds me of yet another matter I shall take care of."
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Trillee had this to say about Pirotess:
You must earn the respect of us who inhabbit these "crumbling lands" good sir, before you can claim authority over them.
"Ah... A valid point, miss. I just figured I should take the direct approach, namely force, since that is what some of these people seem to respond to best."
"In that case, I am willing to give in to some acts of courtesy. What would you like me to do first to build your respect?"
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There was much rejoicing when Iron Parcelan said this:
You must also weild a banstick and stunningly well-kempt hair before you can claim authority over us.Otherwise, we eat your brains.
That too.
And believe me, they're rather, ravenous.
So, good sir, care to keep your claim?
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Abolago thought about the meaning of life:
"Ah... A valid point, miss. I just figured I should take the direct approach, namely force, since that is what some of these people seem to respond to best.""In that case, I am willing to give in to some acts of courtesy. What would you like me to do first to build your respect?"
I am afraid I will not waver my loyalties. You may try to win my respect, but that's about as far as you'll get.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Abolago said:
"Ah... A valid point, miss. I just figured I should take the direct approach, namely force, since that is what some of these people seem to respond to best.""In that case, I am willing to give in to some acts of courtesy. What would you like me to do first to build your respect?"
Leave these lands and return in 100 years so that we can undo how much you've already befouled them.
Damn, these lands are like a toilet after Karnaj enjoys a fiesta of bean burritos.
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That too.And believe me, they're rather, ravenous.
So, good sir, care to keep your claim?
"Certainly. I already have the long, flowing hair as one of you have already stated. The banstick will come as soon as one of the current rulers is man enough to face me. As for brain eating zombies... I have my golems to take care of them."
He snaps his fingers and out from the shadows step two iron golems.
And believe me, the long flowing hair, isn't enough to take claim.
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Abolago stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
"Certainly. I already have the long, flowing hair as one of you have already stated. The banstick will come as soon as one of the current rulers is man enough to face me. As for brain eating zombies... I have my golems to take care of them."He snaps his fingers and out from the shadows step two iron golems.
Do you have any other crumbling lands you took over you can show us as proof of your ability to control crumbling lands?
I have these lands, for example. They are small, but they are mine.
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Trillee had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Iron golems. I'd say that I'm impressed... however, I'm not. *grins slightly*And believe me, the long flowing hair, isn't enough to take claim.
Shrugs. "I agree the whole iron golem thing is a bit passay, but you have to admit they look a bit more intimidating than doll golems." At this, a small teddy bear like automoton crawls out of one of the pockets of his robe and climbs up onto his shoulder.
"And I never said the flowing hair automaticly made me a leader, one of your associates just deemed it a necessity so I was meerly backing myself up."
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You're going soft, Abolago... are you actually parleying with these... insects?
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Abolago wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Shrugs. "I agree the whole iron golem thing is a bit passay, but you have to admit they look a bit more intimidating than doll golems." At this, a small teddy bear like automoton crawls out of one of the pockets of his robe and climbs up onto his shoulder."And I never said the flowing hair automaticly made me a leader, one of your associates just deemed it a necessity so I was meerly backing myself up."
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And in case you're wondering, I did talk to Drysart beforehand on being able to do this or not.
*smiles* Cute. I've a bear of my own. *waves her hands in a pattern, summoning forth a small black bear* I call him Ratbear. Er, for obvious reasons, namly he's about as big as a giant rat.
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Where's Waisz? had this to say about Duck Tales:
Yeah, I once played in a campaign where Guy with Shotgun (or whatever he goes by now) DMed.God, there was a little potential, but I was so uninterested I started stealing doorknobs and stuffing them into a sack.
Don't forget you stole old china too. Not to mention you managed to kill a kobold with that sack....or was it a zombie?
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This insanity brought to you by Iron Parcelan:
Oh fuck...not more of them.And furries, too. Jesus McChrist.
"Tall words coming from a pairie dog dressed as a pope."
He then turns to Exile, giving her a look of distain before shrugging, "Amusement is so hard to come by nowadays and it appears I haven't been watching this place well enough as it appears so few of the inhabitants know the meaning of it."
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Trillee was all like:
*smiles* Cute. I've a bear of my own. *waves her hands in a pattern, summoning forth a small black bear* I call him Ratbear. Er, for obvious reasons, namly he's about as big as a giant rat.
He peers down at Ratbear and smiles. "Ah, yes. Very cute. I take you are one of those Druids?"
Watch your tongue, runt, lest you lose it.
Glances back at Abolago.
I say we hurry up and take over... I have other, more pressing matters to attend to once we have finished here.
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Thank you.
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Verily, Exile Shadowclaw doth proclaim:
Shoots Parcelan an annoyed glareWatch your tongue, runt, lest you lose it.
Glances back at Abolago.
I say we hurry up and take over... I have other, more pressing matters to attend to once we have finished here.
He quirks a brow. "We? I don't ever recall asking for your assistance in this."
