I'm gay. 
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Comrade Snoota probably says this to all the girls:
I've never told anyone this. Ever since I was younger I knew I wasn't "normal". I've.. never found women attractive. At all. I've never said this before, but I've been wanting to get it off my chest for a long, long time.I'm gay.
Poor Emily. 
In the spirit of the thread,
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Optimus Prime:
You must be joking, Snoota. Heck, show a picture of Savannah to a homosexual male and he'd likely say "I'd switch."
Nope.
If I had to bet, I'd say Snoota was lying.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Comrade Snoota wrote:
I've never told anyone this. Ever since I was younger I knew I wasn't "normal". I've.. never found women attractive. At all. I've never said this before, but I've been wanting to get it off my chest for a long, long time.I'm gay.
And I saw penguins in Hell!
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Drysart had this to say about Robocop:
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I knew Parcelan was right. Take that!!
The believers shall be rewarded.
in other news, gratz on the balls to announce it, y0
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Comrade Snoota wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I've never told anyone this. Ever since I was younger I knew I wasn't "normal". I've.. never found women attractive. At all. I've never said this before, but I've been wanting to get it off my chest for a long, long time.I'm gay.
That probably just means that all your female friends are ugly. 
Now you and Delidgamond can live happily ever after!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
And what's with everyone coming out and announcing they're gay? You never see people making an anouncement that they're straight.
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Savannah / Emily's account was hax0red to write:
And what's with everyone coming out and announcing they're gay? You never see people making an anouncement that they're straight.
You have to be gay first. Or just born straight but assuming you were gay until one day you realize that you arn't.
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JooJooFlop Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You have to be gay first. Or just born straight but assuming you were gay until one day you realize that you arn't.
Yeah, but my point is... who the hell cares? You're gay, so what? [ 05-11-2003: Message edited by: Savannah / Emily ]
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
And, to do my part for community relations, offer to comfort and and all beautiful wimminz abandoned by their suddenly gay boyfriends!
The harem solace room is over here. . .
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about dark elf butts:
I hereby announce that I am straight!And, to do my part for community relations, offer to comfort and and all beautiful wimminz abandoned by their suddenly gay boyfriends!
The
haremsolace room is over here. . .
You are SO married, dork. 
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
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Savannah / Emily had this to say about Cuba:
Yeah, but my point is... who the hell cares? You're gay, so what?
It's just common courtesy, so all the people of the opposite sex who are hot for your body know that you're off-limits.
[ 05-11-2003: Message edited by: Yuri ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
nevermind
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Vague suggestions are so last year.
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There was much rejoicing when Comrade Snoota said this:
I've never told anyone this. Ever since I was younger I knew I wasn't "normal". I've.. never found women attractive. At all. I've never said this before, but I've been wanting to get it off my chest for a long, long time.I'm gay.
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So quoth Yuri:
I hereby join 'sage in announcing that I, too, am straight! Huzzah!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bajah said:
Why does Snoots have me on ignore?
Maybe he's afraid you'll want to have all kinds of dirty sex with him now.
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How.... JooJooFlop.... uughhhhhh:
It's just common courtesy, so all the people of the opposite sex who are hot for your body know that you're off-limits.
The only girl that ever told me I was hot also said to me, "I like guys about as much as you like girls". [ 05-11-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bloodsage said:
I'm, uh, Mormon, yeah, that's it, so it's, um, okay then.
'Sage? A Mormon?
Now THAT'S funny!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
I you either way!
I all the heteros that outed themselves too, I know it's hard to be hetero these days in the age of the Gay/Lesbian/Bi Movement, and I want to say I am proud of you for just being you. Don't conform to nonconformity just to fit in me mateys! Be strong! 
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