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We were all impressed when The Nae (tm) wrote:
I all the heteros that outed themselves too, I know it's hard to be hetero these days in the age of the Gay/Lesbian/Bi Movement, and I want to say I am proud of you for just being you. Don't conform to nonconformity just to fit in me mateys! Be strong!

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I too must confess I am a raging heterosexual! I just don't find men attractive... I've always been attracted to women.

Flamboyant heterosexuals are no less annoying than flamboyant homosexuals. And on that note, Bloodsage was gay in college.

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Nobody really understood why Bloodsage wrote:
I'm every bit as gay as I am Mormon--always have been.

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I will destroy you for the good of the commonwealth.

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Iron Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
I will destroy you for the good of the commonwealth.

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Arizona's a commonwealth?

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Karnaj had this to say about Robocop:
Arizona's a commonwealth?

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No, but you can't just destroy something for destroying's sake, you know? I mean, look at all the great destroyers.

Orcs said "FOR THE HORDE!"
Centurions said "FOR ROME!"
Even the Undead said "FOR THE SCOURGE!"

I need something like that.

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Iron Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
I disagree with nobody ever coming out and saying they're straight. Burger does it all the time.

Flamboyant heterosexuals are no less annoying than flamboyant homosexuals. And on that note, Bloodsage was gay in college.

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Actually, I'm bi-curious, but there are only a few males on the board that I'm even mildly atracted to, wheras most of the women are overwhelmingly gorgeous, either by loks, personality, or both.

But yes, I'm more hetero than homo, by a vast margin... I just see no reason to limit myself.

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Burger thought about the meaning of life:
Actually, I'm bi-curious, but there are only a few males on the board that I'm even mildly atracted to, wheras most of the women are overwhelmingly gorgeous, either by loks, personality, or both.

But yes, I'm more hetero than homo, by a vast margin... I just see no reason to limit myself.

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Oh dear God. You sound like some invading, horny, coldly logical alien force.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Iron Parcelan said:
"FOR THE BOOZE!" is so generic, though.

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True, true.

How about "FOR EH, STEVE!" then?

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Liam had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Sweet Jesus Burger, you desperate horny bugger.

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naw, I don't think I would ever go to the point of having a sexual encounter with a man, but I'm not opposed to snuggleing, being tender with eachother. Just gentle caring.

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There was much rejoicing when Burger said this:
Actually, I'm bi-curious, but there are only a few males on the board that I'm even mildly atracted to, wheras most of the women are overwhelmingly gorgeous, either by loks, personality, or both.

But yes, I'm more hetero than homo, by a vast margin... I just see no reason to limit myself.

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The logic train ran off the tracks when Savannah / Emily said:

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why thank you!

(and by the way, you're "both")

I like sci-fi novels, video games, driving in my jeep with the top down at the beach, and ensnaring women in my tentacles and probing thier every orifice.

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Bill wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'd like to announce that I'm an invading, horny, coldly logical alien force.

I like sci-fi novels, video games, driving in my jeep with the top down at the beach, and ensnaring women in my tentacles and probing thier every orifice.

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*inches closer to Bill*

Wanting to watch lesbians counts, right?

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Bloodsage Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I'm bi-curious, too.

Wanting to watch lesbians counts, right?

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Is that really curious, though?

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Savannah / Emily's account was hax0red to write:
Why didn't you just tell me this a year ago?

And what's with everyone coming out and announcing they're gay? You never see people making an anouncement that they're straight.

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I'm straight... there I said it. Happy? Now you can all mock me for being *sniffle* different.

As to Snoota's announcement... .

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Savannah / Emily thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:

*inches closer to Bill*

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*ensnares Em*

ew..

Hmmm...

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Curman 2.0 had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Woah...

ew..

Hmmm...

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be careful...

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Savannah / Emily had this to say about dark elf butts:
Why didn't you just tell me this a year ago?

And what's with everyone coming out and announcing they're gay? You never see people making an anouncement that they're straight.

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I did, bitch.

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This one time, at Auryfolf camp:
be careful...

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Im not following...what?

IM GAY?

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Bajah had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*has Maradon ticketed for infringing on the Bajah HTM trademark*

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You surrendered your right to the HTM schtick when you were taken off the market!

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Comrade Snoota had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I'm about as gay as Shaft.

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Duh.

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Comrade Snoota probably says this to all the girls:
I'm about as gay as Shaft.

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You can't have it both ways, whore.

You're just like those bitches who kiss up to you all night, but when you go to stick your shit in their ass are all like "I'M ONLY THIRTEEN, I'M ONLY THIRTEEN!"

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Someone Else probably says this to all the girls:
You can't have it both ways, whore.

You're just like those bitches who kiss up to you all night, but when you go to stick your shit in their ass are all like "I'M ONLY THIRTEEN, I'M ONLY THIRTEEN!"

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Someone Else's fortune cookie read:
You can't have it both ways, whore.

You're just like those bitches who kiss up to you all night, but when you go to stick your shit in their ass are all like "I'M ONLY THIRTEEN, I'M ONLY THIRTEEN!"

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Stolen from bash.org