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Liam wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
What's up dude?
Not much, yo. I just got my room confirmation for NAU today, and I'm eagerly awaiting the end of school.
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The Ruvyenator had this to say about Captain Planet:
Are you a god?
I'm actually a forgotten elder god.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about the Spice Girls:
How big is your penis when it's fully erect?
Bradsky-esque.
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Korvus had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Are you going commando right now?
I've never gone commando since the incident where I zipped up too fast.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Where's Waisz? said:
What kind of internet connection do you have?
Cable!
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Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about Cuba:
What does the mighty prairie dog think of wine as an alcoholic beverage?
Wine is alright. More of a fancy party drink than a "get-smashed" drink. People who drink wine to get smashed are either hobos or Bacchae.
AND KNOW YE THIS!
White wine leads to kissing. Red wine leads to fucking.
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Where's Waisz? had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
How big is your virtual penis when it's fully erect?
Tremendous.
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Iron Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Wine is alright. More of a fancy party drink than a "get-smashed" drink. People who drink wine to get smashed are either hobos or Bacchae.AND KNOW YE THIS!
White wine leads to kissing. Red wine leads to fucking.
What about rose, or "blush" wine?
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Drakkenmaw said this about your mom:
What about rose, or "blush" wine?
For bisexuals, independents and Swedes only.
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Where's Waisz? had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Oh yeah? How many GB are in your hard drive? How fast/what model is your processor?
Please, I hardly know you. Let's just stay friends.
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Tatsukaze's fortune cookie read:
Is it contagious?
Yes.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Tron:
If you had to choose between a bucket of poop (any kind you like) or a date with Snoota, which would you pick and why? No, you don't have to kiss Snoota.
Both. That way, when I saw Snoota all dressed up and thinking he was special, I'd throw the poop on him.
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Nobody really understood why Veruca Salt wrote:
Am I hysterical?
In a "funny haha" sense? No. In a "brewha, elephants inside my brains" sense? Not really.
So no.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Karnaj: Vengeance.
Kloie: I am very greedy and avaricious.
Tatsukaze: Writing a reply to your dumb question. [ 04-24-2003: Message edited by: Iron Parcelan ]
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Mr. Crabs had this to say about Cuba:
Are you in college? If so, what are you majoring in?
Yes, I am majoring in Hospitality Management (essentially, hotel/restaurant management).
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There was much rejoicing when Batty said this:
Are you hot for teacher?
Three of my teachers are men, and the other one is old, so no.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Karnaj: No, should I?
Lenlalron: I could have made an Old Fashioned if I had one.
If given the chance to try to train one, do you think you would be up to it?
Would you even want to have the chance to try?
