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Topic: This is the Parcelan FAQ
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-24-2003 11:53:04 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
Karnaj: No, should I?

I have six, and look at me!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-24-2003 11:55:29 PM
Do you like big butts and you cannot lie?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-24-2003 11:58:33 PM
Batty: Yes.

Palador: No, yes, no.

Karnaj: Werd.

Kloie: My like of big butts relies purely on the female of which the big butt adorns. And I lie often.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 04-25-2003 12:00:01 AM
Congratulations on answering the $100 question! Now for the 200!

Do you like curry?

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 04-25-2003 12:36:41 AM
Do you like green eggs and ham?
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-25-2003 01:07:01 AM
Batty: Never had the pleasure.

Freschel: No.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-25-2003 01:22:44 AM
What do you think I should get to eat?


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 04-25-2003 01:25:20 AM
Can "l33t" women have a virtual penis?
Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 04-25-2003 01:41:59 AM
Did the chicken or the egg come first?
*lurk*
DS
Perma-Newbie
posted 04-25-2003 02:14:40 AM
Question 1: Seagrams Extra Dry or Tanqueray?

Question 2: Do you find George Clooney arousing? Because I sure do!

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 04-25-2003 02:19:26 AM
How could you?
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-25-2003 02:58:05 AM
Nicole: Pizza!

Nwist: I'm certain Suchii's virtual penis is bigger than mine.

Ezvien: Chickens evolved from man.

DS: Seagram's, Tanqueray is for trendy bitches. No.

Terena: You were offered a place in my empire, but you turned it down. Now suffer like those infidels who doubted me.

nem-x
posted 04-25-2003 02:59:56 AM
Why do you always fail, Mr. Parcelan?
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-25-2003 11:07:02 AM
Pizza it is.

Should it be normal pizza, or a pizza golem?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-25-2003 11:15:29 AM
What's a good way to kill Terena?
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 04-25-2003 11:27:48 AM
What is your favorite game?
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 04-25-2003 01:04:37 PM
Does Bob really exist?
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-25-2003 01:14:05 PM
nem-x: Ask me that again, but look in a mirror when you say it.

Nicole: PIZZA GOLEM!

Lenlalron: Submerge her in running water.

Taeldian: At the moment: Wild Arms 3

Star Collective: Bob Dole? Yeah, he's right over there.

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