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Topic: Tell me something...
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 04-23-2003 10:50:16 AM
...That you've never told anyone else before? Go on.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-23-2003 10:57:19 AM
I've never eaten shrimp toast.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 04-23-2003 10:59:51 AM
I've never smelled a stinkbug.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Sean
posted 04-23-2003 11:00:13 AM
Erm.. Can't think of anything.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 04-23-2003 11:01:30 AM
I enjoy marinara sauce sammiches.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-23-2003 11:03:02 AM
quote:
DƒU had this to say about (_|_):
Erm.. Can't think of anything.

You lack imagination.

I bet you've never said "Hugbees Hugbees in my tummy, Hugbees Hugbees oh so yummy."

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-23-2003 11:17:56 AM
I masturbate way too much.
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 11:24:31 AM
Winner!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-23-2003 11:25:15 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Led said:
I masturbate way too much.

Are you sure you've never told anyone that before? I think anyone who is at least 16 years old has said that at some point by that time in their lives.

I could believe "I masturbate with a bunch of Sharpie pens glued together." That's pretty unique.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 11:26:20 AM
I like bologna and mustard sandwiches.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-23-2003 11:27:43 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Taeldian said this:
I like bologna and mustard sandwiches.

Sexual deviant.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-23-2003 11:31:03 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Are you sure you've never told anyone that before? I think anyone who is at least 16 years old has said that at some point by that time in their lives.

I could believe "I masturbate with a bunch of Sharpie pens glued together." That's pretty unique.


Fine.

I think AA batteries should come in bulk.

Better?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-23-2003 11:34:04 AM
Only if you've never owned an original Game Boy.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 11:35:43 AM
Magnets turn me on.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-23-2003 11:36:19 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Led:
Fine.

I think AA batteries should come in bulk.

Better?


They do. I have a pack of 40 in my desk. $20 Canadian

The World is Yours
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-23-2003 11:36:45 AM
Oh yeah, African American chicks are damn hot
The World is Yours
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-23-2003 11:39:01 AM
quote:
Liam had this to say about Punky Brewster:
They do. I have a pack of 40 in my desk. $20 Canadian

Crud, that would have been a good birthday present to send.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-23-2003 11:58:52 AM
I made out with an elephant once.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 12:10:21 PM
I used to have daydreams about turning psychotic and embarking on a spree of violence, a' la' Falling Down.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-23-2003 12:11:42 PM
If I were to take over the world, everyone would have tophats fused to their skull.
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 04-23-2003 12:13:02 PM
I think it'd be damn cool if I saw ninjas flipping out with M16's.
Mightion Defensor
posted 04-23-2003 12:14:21 PM
They made me wear rabbit ears for the fifth grade Easter play. The pictures met a grisly and gasoline soaked end.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 12:23:14 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Sexual deviant.

No matter what I say, it'll only get worse.

So I'll just leave it at that.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-23-2003 12:24:58 PM
quote:
Verily, Led doth proclaim:
I masturbate way too much.

You too?

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 04-23-2003 01:06:12 PM
I've never masturbated.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-23-2003 01:14:47 PM
quote:
Ferret stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I've never masturbated.

No wonder you're so hyper.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 04-23-2003 01:17:27 PM
I have a very detailed plan for assassinating a dumbass I know which should leave little evidence as to my participation.

[ 04-23-2003: Message edited by: McGiantt ]

hey
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-23-2003 01:22:19 PM
I am superman.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 04-23-2003 01:24:44 PM
I *sort of* like Coca-Cola .....
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-23-2003 01:25:18 PM
quote:
So quoth Savannah / Emily:
I *sort of* like Coca-Cola .....

YOU MONSTER

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 04-23-2003 01:28:11 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Karnaj:
I made out with an elephant once.

"Tell me something I don't know!"

"... I once open-mouth kissed a horse."

edit: I fix!

[ 04-23-2003: Message edited by: Ocyrrhoe Trazere ]

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 04-23-2003 03:04:13 PM
I have feelings.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-23-2003 03:25:56 PM
I had major surgery before I was able to vote.
The Unholy
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 03:29:31 PM
quote:
Verily, Sentow, Maybe doth proclaim:
I used to have daydreams about turning psychotic and embarking on a spree of violence, a' la' Falling Down.

I do too, as well as regular night dreams of doing the same.

"Who is he?"
"He's an ***hole sir."
Maradon!
posted 04-23-2003 03:31:07 PM
I really, really like the smell of gasoline.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 04:03:07 PM
I really do beat off when I'm flaming people!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-23-2003 04:06:02 PM
I really enjoyed The Little Mermaid.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 04:09:00 PM
quote:
Baron Von Mortay's fortune cookie read:
I really enjoyed The Little Mermaid.

REALLY enjoyed?

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 04-23-2003 04:10:31 PM
quote:
Baron Von Mortay had this to say about Knight Rider:
I really enjoyed The Little Mermaid.

That movie scared the shit out of me when I was little.

Everything was fine until Ursula popped out of the water. Then I ran out of the theater.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-23-2003 04:54:31 PM
I like green tea.
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