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Topic: Tell me something...
Suddar
posted 04-23-2003 04:55:19 PM
My palms sweat profusely when I'm nervous.
Kildarre
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 04:59:29 PM
ANYBODY?

Well.. Hmm.

The only real reason I'm learning MAYA is so that eventually, if I ever get good, I can put myself into every 3D game I've ever wanted to be in. The thought of that arouses me.

~K.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-23-2003 05:39:28 PM
I REALLY want to eat human flesh at some point in my life. Preferably coming from a female .
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-23-2003 05:47:35 PM
This is your brain.
This is drugs.
This is a coyote.
If you'd taken more drugs, maybe the coyote wouldn't want to eat you.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-23-2003 06:38:49 PM
I had a crush on a female newscaster I saw on BBC once. God damn that bitch was hot. ;_;
Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 06:57:11 PM
I own two male masturbatory devices. And three various bottles of lube.
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-23-2003 06:58:52 PM
quote:
Alek Saege said this about your mom:
I REALLY want to eat human flesh at some point in my life. Preferably coming from a female .

Try some bologna.

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-23-2003 07:01:10 PM
I somehow gto tuxedo flavored condoms at school

....i was never aware tucedo was a flaot


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 07:16:12 PM
quote:
Burger stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I own two male masturbatory devices.

So do I, I call them "hands."

[ 04-23-2003: Message edited by: Someone Else ]

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-23-2003 07:18:24 PM
The Goonies is the scariest movie ever

I think it scarred me when I was a kid.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-23-2003 07:26:19 PM
quote:
Burger had this to say:
I own two male masturbatory devices. And three various bottles of lube.

Me too, but everyone already knows that.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-23-2003 07:33:36 PM
tsk, I make do without.

And yes, probably too often o_o

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-23-2003 07:36:21 PM
I really enjoy the taste of blood. Whenever I cut myself I suck on the little bastard until I can't give myself no more. I've not gotten to the point of cutting myself for it, but I do really like it.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-23-2003 07:37:34 PM
quote:
Nicole thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I really enjoy the taste of blood. Whenever I cut myself I suck on the little bastard until I can't give myself no more. I've not gotten to the point of cutting myself for it, but I do really like it.

er, same to a lesser extent o_O

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-23-2003 07:50:11 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I really enjoy the taste of blood. Whenever I cut myself I suck on the little bastard until I can't give myself no more. I've not gotten to the point of cutting myself for it, but I do really like it.
When I was younger, my lips always chapped. Rather than attacking the problem with ointment, I chewed off the loose bits of skin. Sometimes the skin would peel back and start bleeding, rather than cutting loose. And I agree, there is a very sweet taste to blood.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 04-23-2003 08:47:46 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I masturbate way too much.

... I cracked my last vibrator, and it concequently died.

Don't ask. It was cheap, I swear.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 08:49:44 PM
quote:
Baron Von Mortay Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Me too, but everyone already knows that.

I bought a fleshlight. It's not bad.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 08:51:22 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
[QUOTE]Led had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
[qb]I masturbate way too much.


... I cracked my last vibrator, and it concequently died.

Don't ask. It was cheap, I swear.[/QB][/QUOTE]

if you listen carefully, you can hear RIG smiling.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-23-2003 08:53:51 PM
quote:
Drysart wrote:
I bought a fleshlight. It's not bad.

Buy the ribbed insert.

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 04-23-2003 08:54:15 PM
Edit out the double quote! It looks messy.

I am not pleased.

But yeah. I had to go buy a new one. ((

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-23-2003 08:55:05 PM
I'm not near as confident as I try to make people think I am.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-23-2003 08:58:06 PM
quote:
Katrinity got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You too?

Yes! Who needs to spend hundreds of dollars on drugs when all you have to do to feel good is take your pants off?

I am having far too much fun with this conversation.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 09:02:21 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Edit out the double quote! It looks messy.

I am not pleased.

But yeah. I had to go buy a new one. ((


of course you're not pleased, your vibrator is broken...

and sorry about the double quote, I didn't see it until too late.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 04-23-2003 10:28:53 PM
I shit my pants in Mexico.

Ozius

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-23-2003 10:31:58 PM
I'm not naturally this blonde.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 11:25:45 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bill said:
I really, really like the smell of gasoline.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Is there?

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-24-2003 04:12:55 AM
My fingers twitch rapidly and involuntarily when I go into deep imagination or any very deep thought.

It happened quite a bit when I was younger, but now I realize when I start to do it, and it annoys me, so I break my train of thought.

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