God, I don't even know why.
I'm just happy to see you.
[/obvious pun]
A pager.
My wallet, with about four different currencies.
My hat.
A pair of Oakley sunglasses.
A small bottle of disinfectant hand-cleaner.
2 pens.
My dogtags.
Chapstick.
A Dayquil tablet.
Eyedrops.
An Immodium AD tablet (you can never be too careful with the chow here).
Flight suits have lots of pockets.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Anywho, I have bus tickets in my pocket. That's it.
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This one time, at T. E. Bloodsage camp:
A comb.A pager.
My wallet, with about four different currencies.
My hat.
A pair of Oakley sunglasses.
A small bottle of disinfectant hand-cleaner.
2 pens.
My dogtags.
Chapstick.
A Dayquil tablet.
Eyedrops.
An Immodium AD tablet (you can never be too careful with the chow here).
Flight suits have lots of pockets.
I'm impressed.
The contents of my pockets don't change much on a day to day basis, either.
[ 04-14-2003: Message edited by: Vorago ]
heh. I got £1.67 in change, my keys and my minidisc walkman.
I'm sick. 
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Xyrra thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
No pants = no pockets!
a bit of change
three London Underground return tickets to Harrow (expired)
oh, three tick tacs (no box)
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Kahuna Ryuu said:
No one shall ask Mort what is in his boxers.
The key to heaven.
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Check out the big brain on Auryfolf!
nothing. I'm naked.
Wooo!
Right Pocket = Wallet.
And when I go to break or go to lunch...
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Xyrra said:
No pants = no pockets!
back right pocket: Wallet, fold down, cash opening facing outboard
front right pocket: Cell phone, 3 1/2 bladed folding knife.
front left pocket: either empty, or my mini digital camera
my keys hang from my far-right belt loop suspended by a 22 Kn carabiner
No, Really. Bite me.
), school id Car:
fronseat pocket: $54 in bills + another $20 in change
back seat: too much crap.
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Kirara stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
pocket:
Left front: wallet ($3.02 cash, one atm, DL, insurance, condom(unused), school id
Right front: Keys (they're actually hooked to my pants via a beener)Car:
fronseat pocket: $54 in bills + another $20 in change
back seat: too much crap.
it's not a good idea to keep a condom in your wallet for extended periods of time, because the body heat and pressure will significantly weaken the latex over a period of weeks. It' a much better idea to put it in either a coat pocket (away from body heat) or to get a condom case (most look like a small metallic cigatette case) to store them in.
So unless the condom is only in there for a few days before getting used (congrats man) then you should throw that one away, and start carrrying one in a better location.
Or better yet, don't carry one. That way IF you decide that it's sex time, you need to make a store run to pick some up, and you get to ask yourself again if you really want to go through with this. And if it's your first time, think HARD.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger wrote:
And if it's your first time, think HARD.
Mortious opens his mouth, then shuts it.
No, that's far too easy.
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Baron Von Mortay had this to say about Pirotess:
Mortious opens his mouth, then shuts it.No, that's far too easy.
Not the way I meant it.
What i meant to say is "Make sure that you're absolutely cerain that this is the person that you want to lose your virginity to. You only do that once, and while you may think it's a conquest, it's not. It's something that will stay with you forever, so make sure that it's a memory that you will remember fondly, not something you'll regret later"
No, Really. Bite me.
