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Topic: What's in your pockets right now?
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 04-14-2003 01:28:48 PM
Fred.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-14-2003 01:41:54 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Burger was all like:
Not the way I meant it.

What i meant to say is "Make sure that you're absolutely cerain that this is the person that you want to lose your virginity to. You only do that once, and while you may think it's a conquest, it's not. It's something that will stay with you forever, so make sure that it's a memory that you will remember fondly, not something you'll regret later"


And make sure there's a good song in the background, like "Ride of the Valkyries" or "Superfreak." A bad song will haunt you.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-14-2003 01:45:13 PM
quote:
Karnaj impressed everyone with:
And make sure there's a good song in the background, like "Ride of the Valkyries" or "Superfreak." A bad song will haunt you.

Chica chica bow bow chica chica.

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 04-14-2003 03:37:47 PM
$35, my inhalor, wrappers, a whole lot of cough drops, paper, a pen, a book on Greek Mythology, and the new WWE Divas swimsuit magazine. Weee.
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-14-2003 03:46:10 PM
I usually carry around my wallet, my keys, my phone, and a pen. If I'm feeling frisky, I'll carry around some mints, too.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 04-14-2003 03:46:18 PM
Right Front pocket:
Keys.
small kershaw Folding knife.
$1.78 in change.

Left front pocket:
Checkbook.
$382.00
A recipt from Penn Station for a small pizza sub and a drink

Rear Left:
Wallet with way to much stuff in it.

Rear Right:
KalTech P32 .32 caliber pistol.
1 extra Magazine for above.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-14-2003 04:06:06 PM
Yo Azizza, do you keep the gun like, in your back pocket, or a holster or something?
The World is Yours
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 04-14-2003 04:15:03 PM
quote:
Liam wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Yo Azizza, do you keep the gun like, in your back pocket, or a holster or something?

It is a small pistol that has a belt clip on it. From the outside it looks like another knife clipped to a belt or pocket Very slick design.

Do a search on the Kal-Tec P32 and look at some of the pictures of it. The thing is so tiny it doesn't even shor through light material dress pants.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-14-2003 04:17:10 PM
will do.
The World is Yours
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 04-14-2003 04:18:07 PM
Update now that I am wearing pants!

$23.00 and assorted change

Drivers license, insurance card, grocery store discount card, wholesale place card, college id, art store discount card, business cards (3), and an atm card!

I need a wallet. Desparately.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-14-2003 04:20:55 PM
Left front pocket - keys
Right front pocket - TI-83+SE
Left back pocket - checkbook
Right back pocket - wallet
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Sean
posted 04-14-2003 04:28:08 PM
Wallet, knife, keys, two pens, small pad of paper, $1.50 in quarters, another knife, pack of gum.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Skaw
posted 04-14-2003 04:42:13 PM
Front Right:
Wallet: containing ATM card, Jillian's Player card, Warhammer Army Collector card, Registration Acknowledgement Card, Liscence, Social Security Card, $12.
Bank Deposit Statement from earlier today
Keys.

Left Cargo:
GBA: Pokemon Sapphire.

Front left, Right Cargo, Rear left and right:
Empty

[ 04-14-2003: Message edited by: Skaw ]

Goma
Pancake
posted 04-14-2003 04:53:37 PM
I am currently wearing my SPECIAL pants with two additional pockets for more carrying capacity!

Right back: Wallet
Left back: empty
Right #1: Pencil, eraser, pocket knife, multi-tool.
Right #2: Spare change.
Left #1: Currently empty, but typically carries various sheets of paper and/or gum.
Left #2: Keys with the very same keychain that nem has! But mine has my name engraved into it. (And an additional super-bright LED keychain. It will make you go blind)

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-14-2003 05:18:25 PM
Wallet, my spiffeh new MP3-CD player, cell phone, loose change, and my keys are on a carabeaner attached to a belt loop.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-14-2003 05:23:39 PM
Nothing. No clothing, no pockets.

Just got out of shower. Well, not just, but a few minutes ago.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 04-14-2003 05:28:06 PM
Car/House keys, my Pocket Knife, some Clorets gum, $6.23 in change, and my Wallet.
Grendel
Pancake
posted 04-14-2003 05:34:37 PM
My wallet
Lighter
Pocket Watch
Knife
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 04-14-2003 05:42:39 PM
The One Ring.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-14-2003 06:08:29 PM
no pockets = no stuff. However, if I had my coat and pants with pockets on them, I'de be carrying:


A HUGE keychain (caribeener)
Change purse (with all my ID, money, cehques, etc.,)
sunglasses
random gas reciepts
3 pens,
a disposable camera or two
a spikey necklace (bluemages')
a chocolate bar wrapper,
some ziploc bags
a small notebook


and I think that;s it.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Masta Fann
Pancake
posted 04-14-2003 09:29:24 PM
Left Pocket=Parents credit card, wallet, and lots of lint, plus (this is something that doesn't phase me for some reason) a quarter of a sandwich.
Right Pocket=More lint.
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 04-14-2003 09:36:57 PM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about (_|_):
Rear Right:
KalTech P32 .32 caliber pistol.
1 extra Magazine for above.

Aren't those things nifty? I usually wear mine tucked into the front of my pants (boy, it took a lot of getting used to, having a gun pointed at Johnson all day), and most people never even notice it. My only complaint is that it's too small for my hands.

Steven Steve
posted 04-14-2003 09:39:24 PM
Methane. A lot of it.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-14-2003 09:48:02 PM
quote:
Masta Fann had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Left Pocket=Parents credit card, wallet, and lots of lint, plus (this is something that doesn't phase me for some reason) a quarter of a sandwich.
Right Pocket=More lint.

n00b sighting! *ducks*

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 04-14-2003 10:06:34 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Someone Else said:
Aren't those things nifty? I usually wear mine tucked into the front of my pants (boy, it took a lot of getting used to, having a gun pointed at Johnson all day), and most people never even notice it. My only complaint is that it's too small for my hands.

Same here but you don't exactly aim it from 20 feet away

It is a contact gun or at most for arms lenth. I don't wear mine in front a lot of times because it pinches if I sit wrong.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 04-14-2003 10:08:29 PM
Front Left:

9 ticket stubs from movies I went to
2 pieces of Carefree gum
Instructions on maintaining crocuses
Paper with a doodle on it
Paper with a listing of books I want on it
Paper with a joke called "Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 minutes" on it
Memo from work
My One Ring and three other rings
$2.92 in change
Nasal inhaler

Front Right:

M'wallet
4 gas receipts
2 bank receipts
Package with 3 pieces of Juicy Fruit

Back Right:

Paper with the specs on the new company I applied to that mom found on their website


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-14-2003 10:19:24 PM
1. Reicpt for dnl and vanela coke
2. like fifty cents in change
3. my stolen hotel key chain that has brguht me much confusion

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 04-14-2003 10:30:07 PM
Keys, iPod (ALWAYS), Sanrio Planner, TI-83 Plus, Wallet, My Medabot and parts (in an old Penguin Mints case) and some actual penguin mints. Oh, and my cell too.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 04-15-2003 12:50:02 AM
quote:
Verily, Gobog doth proclaim:
Didn't Bilbo ask Gollum the same question?

Not Fair! Not fair! It isn't fair, my preciousss, is it, to ask us what's it got in its nasssty little pocketses!




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-15-2003 12:57:37 AM
No clothes = No pockets.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 04-15-2003 01:37:45 AM
Film container thingy with 5 dollars in quarters in it.

6 dollars in tokens.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-15-2003 01:48:54 AM
Good God, how the hell do you manage to fit all that crap in your pockets? I feel strained with just my regular shit
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 04-15-2003 01:51:46 AM
Cargo pants man!
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 04-15-2003 02:07:18 AM
Whatever I forgot about a year ago.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-15-2003 11:03:07 AM
~$0.85 in change (too lazy to count)

Photon3 light

Keychain that has only one valid key in the middle of about 9 others.

256Mb

and #29XT

I've had that so long I need to replace it. Damned belt clip broke.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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