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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-06-2003 12:54:22 AM
Everyone, this is Sharon. I know her from y ex-place of employment.


say hi, Sharon.

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-06-2003 12:56:02 AM
I see no sharon.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-06-2003 12:56:40 AM
Biscuits!
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Maradon!
posted 03-06-2003 12:57:04 AM
Holy SHIT SHARON IS INVISIBLE!!

I knew someone was spying on me in the shower! GODDAMN!!

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Sharon
Pancake
posted 03-06-2003 12:57:09 AM
*Beats Zach soundly about the head and shoulders for making her post*

Uh, Hi, everyone...Glad to be here..I lurk..Not too loud, or anything...So, Hi.

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Sharon
Pancake
posted 03-06-2003 12:57:26 AM
*Beats Zach soundly about the head and shoulders for making her post*

Uh, Hi, everyone...Glad to be here..I lurk..Not too loud, or anything...So, Hi.

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Maradon!
posted 03-06-2003 12:57:56 AM
quote:
Sharon got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*Beats Zach soundly about the head and shoulders for making her post*

Uh, Hi, everyone...Glad to be here..I lurk..Not too loud, or anything...So, Hi.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

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Nina
posted 03-06-2003 12:58:00 AM
I want your pink name......
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Maradon!
posted 03-06-2003 12:58:38 AM
quote:
So quoth Maradon XP:
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhh....hh...hi. hi there.

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-06-2003 12:58:40 AM
And she double posts.

No, really Hi and stuff.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-06-2003 12:59:40 AM
Salutations.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-06-2003 01:01:29 AM
Nice work, dear.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-06-2003 01:05:35 AM
BISCUITS!!!
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Valso the WhiteDragon
Pancake
posted 03-06-2003 01:19:01 AM
OMG! DOUBLE POST!!!!1

Welcome

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Maradon!
posted 03-06-2003 01:20:34 AM
And that'll be the last we ever see of Sharon.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-06-2003 02:08:01 AM
No, her DSL like died on her, she said she'd be back later on sometime, prolly tomorrow.

So there you go.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 03-06-2003 02:24:50 AM
Heyas, Sharon! Zack dragged you here to EC?
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-06-2003 02:34:43 AM
Wait, is this Sharon... From St_Louis?


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-06-2003 02:40:07 AM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Robocop:
Wait, is this Sharon... From St_Louis?

yeeeah...that would explain how I used to work with her..

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-06-2003 02:45:05 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Auryfolf:
yeeeah...that would explain how I used to work with her..
I'm refering to the pictures. Sharon_From_St_Louis.


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So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ryuujin
posted 03-06-2003 02:48:34 AM
Greetings Sharon! Welcome to the mix!
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-06-2003 02:49:11 AM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I'm refering to the pictures. Sharon_From_St_Louis.[/QB]

oh, the ones i was showing off in irc? yes, that would be her.


damn ubb.

[ 03-06-2003: Message edited by: Auryfolf ]

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-06-2003 02:49:49 AM
quote:
Auryfolf said this about your mom:
oh, the ones i was showing off in irc? yes, that would be her.
Hope she doesn't mind...


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-06-2003 02:50:47 AM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Tron:
[QUOTE]Auryfolf said this about your mom:
[qb]oh, the ones i was showing off in irc? yes, that would be her.
Hope she doesn't mind...[/QB][/QUOTE]

Nah, I told her a bunch of people here have already seen her naked, she said it was cool, had to break the ice somehow

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Sharon
Pancake
posted 03-06-2003 03:01:18 AM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about the Spice Girls:
[QUOTE]ACES! Another post by Auryfolf:
[qb]yeeeah...that would explain how I used to work with her..
I'm refering to the pictures. Sharon_From_St_Louis.[/QB][/QUOTE]

Heh...(DSL's back up, by the way, Zach..) Uh...so, definately...Who all has seen the pictures in question?


Zach. I am going to kill you. I didn't think you mean I'd be talking to people who you showed those to..

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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-06-2003 03:03:22 AM
There were pics?

And I missed them?

Damnit.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-06-2003 03:04:00 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Tron:
There were pics?

And I missed them?

Damnit.

Heh..seems like i'm already in trouble...I won't give you the link. You'll have to PM her for that...

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-06-2003 03:06:05 AM
quote:
Sharon had this to say about Captain Planet:
Heh...(DSL's back up, by the way, Zach..) Uh...so, definately...Who all has seen the pictures in question?


Zach. I am going to kill you. I didn't think you mean I'd be talking to people who you showed those to..

Hello there.

I have not seen the pictures in question.

Welcome to EverCrest.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-06-2003 03:10:53 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Sharon stammered:
I didn't think you mean I'd be talking to people who you showed those to..
Hi.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Sharon
Pancake
posted 03-06-2003 03:15:49 AM
quote:
Black Mage's fortune cookie read:
[QUOTE]A sleep deprived Sharon stammered:
[qb]I didn't think you mean I'd be talking to people who you showed those to..
Hi.[/QB][/QUOTE]


Alright...I know I'll regret this in the morning when the booze wears off (I love you, Seagrim's 7), but, What did you people think of 'em?

Whee. Watch me be all self-concious.

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-06-2003 03:17:21 AM
quote:
So quoth Sharon:

Alright...I know I'll regret this in the morning when the booze wears off (I love you, Seagrim's 7), but, What did you people think of 'em?

Whee. Watch me be all self-concious.

Heh...THERE's the sharon that walks around a casino in that ugly-ass purple thing and fishnets/miniskirt.


(Yes, that's what they actually have the drink wenches at harrahs wear. at the st. louis one, anyway.)

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Sharon
Pancake
posted 03-06-2003 03:22:33 AM
Zach, Have I told you lately that I hate you?


In case I haven't, I hate you. Nobody here wants to know about that.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-06-2003 03:22:38 AM
quote:
Sharon stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:

Alright...I know I'll regret this in the morning when the booze wears off (I love you, Seagrim's 7), but, What did you people think of 'em?

Whee. Watch me be all self-concious.

A little sun never hurt anyone?

I can hardly remember, sorry. 8\

I do remember you certainly weren't bad looking, not by any stretch of the imagination.

[ 03-06-2003: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-06-2003 03:25:22 AM
quote:
Sharon spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Zach, Have I told you lately that I hate you?


In case I haven't, I hate you. Nobody here wants to know about that.

*wink* I love you too. Go to bed. Stop being so drunk, you lush.

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Sharon
Pancake
posted 03-06-2003 03:27:17 AM
Good Idea. Good night, everyone!

(do you all do that here, like wish each other good night and stuff like that?)

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-06-2003 03:29:34 AM
quote:
Sharon had this to say about Knight Rider:
Good Idea. Good night, everyone!

(do you all do that here, like wish each other good night and stuff like that?)

Sometimes, but not very often on the boards. More often in IRC.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-06-2003 03:29:52 AM
Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?

A: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-06-2003 03:35:43 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Frog said:
Q: Why did the farmer cross the road?

A: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

I don't think I wanna know, snoots.

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-06-2003 03:37:12 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
There were nude pics?

And I missed them?

Damnit.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-06-2003 08:07:21 AM
welcome.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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