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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-06-2003 08:29:24 AM
quote:
Sharon had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Alright...I know I'll regret this in the morning when the booze wears off (I love you, Seagrim's 7), but, What did you people think of 'em?

Whee. Watch me be all self-concious.

I haven't seen them. If I had seen them, I would probably tell you what I thought of them. And based on the descriptions of their content already given by others, I would probably like them... and you. However, since I haven't seen them, I can't really judge, now can I?
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-06-2003 09:02:20 AM
*whistles innocently*
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 03-06-2003 11:35:14 AM
Lol N00bage!

I sense doom in your future.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-06-2003 02:01:47 PM
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NecroPope thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Lol N00bage!

The pot called. He wants his black shirt back.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-06-2003 02:26:18 PM
Welcome.

'Twas a fine ass, 'twas.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-06-2003 02:27:46 PM
I missed out on nudity?

Aw shucks.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-06-2003 02:32:37 PM
Welcome.

Verily.

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