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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-28-2003 11:49:28 AM
...does the level 65 Paladin class name really, really...suck?


I mean...LORD PROTECTOR?!

Sure, it does make SENSE, but wtf? A Knight serves his lord, to protect and fight for him.

But calling someone a 'Lord Protector?' How crappy can you get?

[ 01-28-2003: Message edited by: Densetsu ]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Skaw
posted 01-28-2003 11:50:20 AM
2 words. Storm Warden.

The Druid name sucks ass.

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-28-2003 11:54:52 AM
quote:
Skaw got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
2 words. Storm Warden.

The Druid name sucks ass.

Amen.

Guess it was to hard to use Nature Walker...

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Mightion Defensor
posted 01-28-2003 12:05:21 PM
My friend Gthany is a Lord Protector.

Yes, she's female. Her toon is female, too, but she's a Lord Protector.

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-28-2003 01:22:08 PM
Our resident fruity Paladin, Ramm, hit 65 a bit ago. We all BEGGED him to stay 64 for forever! BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN! Look at him now.

Oh, and... Densetsu slaps Mightion around for his usage of the word 'toon.'

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-28-2003 01:25:19 PM
It's just you.
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 01-28-2003 01:27:22 PM
Archon is leet name!
Ferrel!
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-28-2003 01:28:12 PM
quote:
Ferrel had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Archon is leet name!

You're a bright blue ball of pissed off gas?

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Mightion Defensor
posted 01-28-2003 01:47:05 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Densetsu:
Our resident fruity Paladin, Ramm, hit 65 a bit ago. We all BEGGED him to stay 64 for forever! BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN! Look at him now.

Oh, and... Densetsu slaps Mightion around for his usage of the word 'toon.'

Why the h8? Why no h6? Ask Amber about h6.

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Skaw
posted 01-28-2003 02:09:48 PM
quote:
How.... Ferrel.... uughhhhhh:
Archon is leet name!

So is Coercer

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Cotto
Pancake
posted 01-28-2003 02:25:35 PM
Rake sucks the most
My head may be level with your hands. But your groin is level with my teeth!
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-28-2003 02:25:49 PM
Lord Protector is cool. It reminds me of Lord Bravery.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-28-2003 03:48:46 PM
Gogo Maestro!

..in the unlikely event I ever get high enough to earn that title...

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-28-2003 04:21:04 PM
Lord Protector?

Do you have to run around defacing religious art, and destroying your country's history?

Eh, only Mort and Leckie will get that one.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Suddar
posted 01-28-2003 04:25:02 PM
At least it's not a Lord Protractor.
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-28-2003 04:38:29 PM
It's better then being a fucking chevy.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-28-2003 04:43:46 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Lord Protector?

Do you have to run around defacing religious art, and destroying your country's history?

Eh, only Mort and Leckie will get that one.


I got it too. English history, yo.


I really like the title though,

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 01-28-2003 04:45:33 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis's fortune cookie read:
It's better then being a fucking chevy.

a chevy?

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-28-2003 04:45:56 PM
Yeah--you Europeans actually pay attention to history.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-28-2003 04:47:41 PM
quote:
Kermitov had this to say about Pirotess:
a chevy?

51-54 = Cavalier

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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 01-28-2003 04:48:55 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
51-54 = Cavalier


ahh yes, I remember now

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-28-2003 04:50:50 PM
I'm of the mentality that I'd rather push a ford then drive a chevy, but in reality, I could give a crap less what brand of car I drive, so long as it's cheap, gets good mileage, and gets me from point A to point B without a fuss.
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Suddar
posted 01-28-2003 05:26:36 PM
wtf?

My dad's Cavalier has 300,000 miles on it and it's still running quite well. That engine is scary.

Whine whine whine.

But now you're going to try to "top" me or something, or give some story as to how you are right. And hey that's cool. Whatever. But really, I don't know about other Chevy's, but my dad's kicks ass. It's "only" about 11 years old too.

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-28-2003 05:29:18 PM
No, actually, Suddar.. I could give a crap less.. And like, only because the only thing I know about a car is that 1, it goes, and 2, it can go fast.

Glad yer car is still workin.

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Suddar
posted 01-28-2003 05:30:18 PM
Then why the hell are you dissing Chevys?
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-28-2003 05:48:23 PM
quote:
Verily, Densetsu doth proclaim:
...does the level 65 Paladin class name really, really...suck?


I mean...LORD PROTECTOR?!

Sure, it does make SENSE, but wtf? A Knight serves his lord, to protect and fight for him.

But calling someone a 'Lord Protector?' How crappy can you get?

I think you're looking at it wrong. Lord Protector doesn't mean you protect a Lord.

Paladin = Protector
Lord = One of high rank
Lord Protector = Paladin of high rank.

Example! Lord Protector of the Commonwealth Oliver Cromwell who Bloodsage thought we were all too stupid to know about. (Neener. )

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-28-2003 05:59:25 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Then why the hell are you dissing Chevys?

because the cars themselves are okay, but it's NOT okay to actually BE one?

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-28-2003 06:16:49 PM
What's the enchanter title at 65?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 01-28-2003 06:18:17 PM
quote:
How.... Skaw.... uughhhhhh:
2 words. Storm Warden.

The Druid name sucks ass.

Druids suck ass.

I'm bitter

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-28-2003 06:20:50 PM
quote:
Frog wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I think you're looking at it wrong. Lord Protector doesn't mean you protect a Lord.

Paladin = Protector
Lord = One of high rank
Lord Protector = Paladin of high rank.

Example! Lord Protector of the Commonwealth Oliver Cromwell who Bloodsage thought we were all too stupid to know about. (Neener. )

What Snoota said. The name reflects on the duty of a Paladin to protect the people, while at the same time praising the dedication he has given to his quest by making him a lord.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-28-2003 06:30:18 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Cuba:
What's the enchanter title at 65?

Coercer.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 01-28-2003 07:19:07 PM
Deceiver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although I really liked the way 'Assassin' just kinda rolled off the tongue...

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Lashanna
noob
posted 01-28-2003 08:02:00 PM
I like Lord Captain Commander...

Lord Captain Commander Pedron Niall of the Children of Light, Amadacia...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Lashanna
noob
posted 01-28-2003 08:02:01 PM
I like Lord Captain Commander...

Lord Captain Commander Pedron Niall of the Children of Light, Amadacia...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Lashanna
noob
posted 01-28-2003 08:02:03 PM
I like Lord Captain Commander...

Lord Captain Commander Pedron Niall of the Children of Light, Amadacia...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-28-2003 08:03:29 PM
I like Lord Captain Commander...

Lord Captain Commander Pedron Niall of the Children of Light, Amadacia...

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 01-28-2003 08:06:01 PM
I like Lord Captain Commander...

Lord Captain Commander Pedron Niall of the Children of Light, Amadacia...

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Steven Steve
posted 01-28-2003 08:08:38 PM
CHEVYS ARE GOOD FOR A LOT OF THINGS
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 01-28-2003 08:24:55 PM
Hmmmm

Coercer Melisande Desantosille

Storm Warden Pandorra Hinenmarth doesn't sound too bad, either.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-28-2003 08:53:10 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade Model 2000 was programmed to say:
What Snoota said. The name reflects on the duty of a Paladin to protect the people, while at the same time praising the dedication he has given to his quest by making him a lord.

I know that it could be seen that way as well. But a previous title is Knight. All the titles have been related to knights. And what do knights do? They serve an authority, such as the lord of a castle.

I don't think this is meant to turn around and all of a sudden call the KNIGHTS Lords.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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