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Topic: Don't fuck with my goblin deck!!!
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-23-2002 08:54:02 PM
It is almost unstoppable! I KEELD 3 separate madness decks today! Sparksmith and Piledrivers are so good!

I will defeated the dreaded Psycatog deck yet! Just you wait!

In case you were wondering, I am talking about Magic the Gathering : Online.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-23-2002 08:55:38 PM
WHO GIVES A SHIT
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-23-2002 08:55:52 PM
I hate you. I've still yet to register but am still considering it.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-23-2002 08:56:20 PM
The stuff they have for goblins in Onslaught is fucking EVIL, yo.

Evil.

Oh shi...
what
posted 12-23-2002 08:58:55 PM
quote:
Bajah impressed everyone with:
WHO GIVES A SHIT

Evidently 2 people do.

YOU = LOSER!

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-23-2002 09:13:29 PM
I do, Bajah.

Magic is cool.

Go post those replies on Kennatsu-clone threads.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 12-23-2002 09:20:50 PM
I wish they would reprint Goblin Grenade. It is just so much fun to sac4 goblins to 4 grenades *I have seriously done this* for 20 sweet points of damage while screaming GOBLIN KAMIKAZIE!!!!
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 12-23-2002 09:24:27 PM
Tivadar's Crusade, Yo.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-23-2002 09:24:32 PM
Thought it said "Don't fuck with my goblin dick" the first time I looked.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Oh shi...
what
posted 12-23-2002 09:41:40 PM
4x Goblin Piledrivers
4x Goblin Raiders
4x Raging Goblin
4x Goblin Sledders
4x Goblin Taskmaster
3x Reckless One
4x Sparksmith
4x Reckless Charge
3x Browbeat
4x Firebolt
4x Shock
1x Goblin Burrows
17x Mountain
Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 12-23-2002 10:05:58 PM
I still love Putting my Furnace of Rath into play and then goblin gernading my mog maniac, that is just rich....
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-23-2002 11:13:35 PM
quote:
Lalamile had this to say about Cuba:
I still love Putting my Furnace of Rath into play and then goblin gernading my mog maniac, that is just rich....

GRENADE! NOT GERNADE!#% ARGH!#@

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-23-2002 11:15:33 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about (_|_):
WHO GIVES A SHIT

Why you so surly lately, amigo?

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-23-2002 11:16:00 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Suchii stammered:
GRENADE! NOT GERNADE!#% ARGH!#@

THROW THE GERNADES IN THE TURRENTS!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-23-2002 11:16:31 PM
quote:
Kegwen. probably says this to all the girls:
I do, Bajah.

Magic is cool.

Go post those replies on Kennatsu-clone threads.



Do I need to put humor disclaimers on my posts for you and you alone?
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 12-23-2002 11:17:49 PM
Bajah beat me to it.

[ 12-23-2002: Message edited by: Tegadil ]

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 12-23-2002 11:21:50 PM
I'd like to play that deck with my wizard deck (Unfortunately non-existant in the realm of MTG:O, only in real life) in Apprentice or something.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-23-2002 11:29:15 PM
I'll just wait and play with real people face to face.

It's much more amusing when you can see the look on their face as you grind them into dirt.

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Oh shi...
what
posted 12-23-2002 11:33:25 PM
I can't wait till February. I won't have to deal with Madness decks AND Psychatog decks! MY DECK SHALL REIGN SUPREME!

All hail the Sparksmith!

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 12-23-2002 11:34:11 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Random Insanity Generator:
I'll just wait and play with real people face to face.

It's much more amusing when you can see the look on their face as you grind them into dirt.


My decks never grind people to dirt. They just piss them off.

My wizard deck, for instance, simply doesn't let you do anything. It's worse than a counterspell deck because it's unlimited and uncounterable in itself.

My time warp deck leaves you sitting there for ten minutes (Without a turn) while you wait for me to finally blaze your ass for 50 damage after 15 turns.

All my decks are like this, but they all usually take a good long while to set up (For a multitude of different reasons).

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 12-23-2002 11:35:24 PM
Speaking of Magic, I need to go down to the store and pick up some of those nifty wizard cards for my wizard deck.
Sabratiz
Pancake
posted 12-24-2002 12:32:33 AM
No goblin kings, goblin grenades, reckless assualts or raging goblins?
With my combo of cards in my goblin deck i have killed numerous people in 3 turns.
pain is temporary but pride is forever
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-24-2002 12:32:51 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Do I need to put humor disclaimers on my posts for you and you alone?

And Parce.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-24-2002 12:39:02 AM
quote:
Sabratiz stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
No goblin kings, goblin grenades, reckless assualts or raging goblins?
With my combo of cards in my goblin deck i have killed numerous people in 3 turns.


My deck is type 2

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-24-2002 12:39:50 AM
quote:
¤Delidgamond¤ had this to say about John Romero:

My deck is type 2

Some of those cards are 7th ed.

Grenades are illegal.

Kings are 7th ed (therefore legal)

reckless assault is invasion... legal.

raging goblins are 7th... therefore legal.

source: http://www.crystalkeep.com/magic/rules/summaries.html

[ 12-24-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen. ]

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-24-2002 12:43:00 AM
Because 7th Edition is type 2
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-24-2002 12:43:48 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kegwen. was all like:
Some of those cards are 7th ed.

Grenades are illegal.

Kings are 7th ed (therefore legal)



This post confuses me. Who are you saying this too?

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-24-2002 12:45:54 AM
quote:
¤Delidgamond¤ had this to say about (_|_):

This post confuses me. Who are you saying this too?

You and Sab. you're excusing not having those cards because you play type 2, when really only one of them isn't type 2.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-24-2002 01:02:42 AM
Fine. I took out the Reckless Ones and put in Kings.
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-24-2002 01:04:13 AM
Fine. I took out the Reckless Ones and put in Kings.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-24-2002 01:13:32 AM
quote:
¤Delidgamond¤'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Fine. I took out the Reckless Ones and put in Kings.

You got owned by my little brother.

HA

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-24-2002 01:13:50 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Falaanla Marr wrote:
You got owned by my little brother.

HA


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand me.

[ 12-24-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen. ]

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Error
Pancake
posted 12-24-2002 01:26:37 AM
One of my favorite cards of mine is Traumatize.

Target player places top half of his or her library, rounded down, into his or her graveyard.

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-24-2002 01:28:54 AM
quote:
Delyl Caledor was naked while typing this:
One of my favorite cards of mine is Traumatize.

Target player places top half of his or her library, rounded down, into his or her graveyard.


OMFG.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 12-24-2002 01:30:13 AM
quote:
How.... Delyl Caledor.... uughhhhhh:
One of my favorite cards of mine is Traumatize.

Target player places top half of his or her library, rounded down, into his or her graveyard.


You Mirari that, then Brain Geyser+Mirari.
They deck themselves.

Fuun.

Or you play Megrim, then brain geyser/mirari, then Wheel of Fortune (I think that's what it's called).

[ 12-24-2002: Message edited by: Taeldian ]

Oh shi...
what
posted 12-24-2002 01:32:08 AM
No, you Traumatize and then play the shrines.
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-24-2002 01:32:48 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Delyl Caledor was all like:
One of my favorite cards of mine is Traumatize.

Target player places top half of his or her library, rounded down, into his or her graveyard.


'haups or Apocoplyse in response.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Tyewa Dawnsister
In Poverty
posted 12-24-2002 01:32:50 AM
Greetings,

Goblin Sligh is good, but has some problems with Mono Black Control.

Engineered Plague = roll over and play dead for goblins. To counter this put in four Wooded Foothills main deck, then 3 forests and 3 naturalize in your sideboard. This will allow you to thin your deck in game one and side in the enchantment/artifact hate for games 2/3.

Astroglide also gives it a few problems, but only if it finds it's lifegain early.

You really should consider adding Blistering Firecats and Goblin Sharpshooters to your deck. The cat is a big big finisher if you run out of steam, and the sharpshooter takes care of annoying 1/1 critters like fiends and looters. Maybe even add Lay Waste, which would be a good utility card against Nests and Coffers, and it can cycle.

But then again what do I know about MTG constructed play, all I do now is draft.

"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." - George Burns
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-24-2002 01:37:44 AM
Engineered plague eats goblins. So does that one white card that destroys all goblins.
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Oh shi...
what
posted 12-24-2002 01:43:16 AM
quote:
Tyewa Dawnsister had this to say about John Romero:
Yadda Yadda Yadda Engineered Plague Yadda Yadda Astroglide Yadda Blistering Firecats and Goblin Sharpshooters

Mine is just a fun deck I spent $30 Canadian on

Engineered Plague is a sideboard card only (or burning wish) so I don't really run into it that much. People never get the angel or nishoba out fast enough before I TRAMPLE THEM WITH MY GOBLINS!!! and those other cards cost too much online They would improve my deck immensely, but I don't really want to spend more cash on this

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