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Topic: To All EC gals...
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:18:52 PM
wanna come with me so i can integrate those curves?

lame I know, but I'm bored

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-09-2002 11:20:01 PM
You dipshit.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-09-2002 11:20:52 PM
Look, now you made Liam cry.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Goma
Pancake
posted 12-09-2002 11:21:19 PM
quote:
LiamĀ³ had this to say about (_|_):
You dipshit.

Could not have said it better myself.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-09-2002 11:22:16 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop probably says this to all the girls:
Look, now you made Liam cry.

You damn well better believe it.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-09-2002 11:22:37 PM
Heyyy...

Nice shoes...

*Waggles eyebrows and motions to the bedroom door.*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 12-09-2002 11:24:40 PM
Hi,

I'd much rather give myself a home lobotomy with a spoon.

xoxox,
Kloie

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:25:06 PM
Ha! This thread got more replies than Razor's thread.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Razor
posted 12-09-2002 11:26:09 PM
At least I have a female to call mine girlfriend.
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-09-2002 11:26:12 PM
Kloie pwned Alek.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:28:27 PM
quote:
Razor had this to say about Tron:
At least I have a female to call mine girlfriend.

Hopefully you mean female human otherwise it would just be weird.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 12-09-2002 11:28:51 PM
One thing I noticed today is that there's a startling lack of flying cars.

We need to make a flying car! Who's with me?

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-09-2002 11:28:53 PM
Best pickup line ever:

Are you legal?

2nd:

I have cable.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-09-2002 11:29:32 PM
quote:
D had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Kloie pwned Alek.

Indeed. But it doesn't take much.

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 12-09-2002 11:32:45 PM
quote:
Black Mage was listening to Cher while typing:
Best pickup line ever:

Are you legal?

2nd:

I have cable.


Step 1: Use smooth pickup line on girl.
Step 2: Get her out on a date.
Step 4: Score!

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 12-09-2002 11:32:56 PM
quote:
Alek Saege had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Ha! This thread got more replies than Razor's thread.

The man pours his heart out to us, and you mock him because he gets less replies than your little thread about picking up a girl at EC?

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:34:54 PM
quote:
Soldar was naked while typing this:
The man pours his heart out to us, and you mock him because he gets less replies than your little thread about picking up a girl at EC?

Yeah but this got flames he didn't.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-09-2002 11:35:31 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Alek Saege:
Yeah but this got flames he didn't.

Again, there's another answer to why you're retarded.

Razor
posted 12-09-2002 11:36:23 PM
quote:
Alek Saege had this to say about Duck Tales:
Yeah but this got flames he didn't.

Your just one step away from being another Faz.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:36:37 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Don Parcelan:
Again, there's another answer to why you're retarded.

I'd describe myself more like weird than retarded, but whatever makes you feel better about yourself works for me.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-09-2002 11:37:29 PM
quote:
Alek Saege's fortune cookie read:
I'd describe myself more like weird than retarded, but whatever makes you feel better about yourself works for me.

Parce is such a bully.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-09-2002 11:38:17 PM
quote:
Alek Saege said this about your mom:
I'd describe myself more like weird than retarded, but whatever makes you feel better about yourself works for me.

The truly insane do not know they're insane.

The truly retarded will not admit to being retarded.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-09-2002 11:38:23 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Alek Saege said:
I'd describe myself more like weird than retarded, but whatever makes you feel better about yourself works for me.

Delphi made the same claim, that everyone was out to get him and he wasn't really being a fuckchuck.

Let's ask him how his time after that went.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:38:38 PM
quote:
Razor had this to say about Pirotess:
Your just one step away from being another Faz.

I seriously don't know who you're talking about. Am I the only that sees red X's instead of Drysart and Taran icons?

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:39:10 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Don Parcelan stammered:
Delphi made the same claim, that everyone was out to get him and he wasn't really being a fuckchuck.

Let's ask him how his time after that went.


He seems to fine. I just wouldn't say I'm retarded, but I would agree on a lot of other points (i.e. - freak, nut case, weirdo, et al).

Oh yes and I was proven clinically insane this summer.

[ 12-09-2002: Message edited by: Alek Saege ]

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-09-2002 11:39:51 PM
quote:
D had this to say about Pirotess:
The truly insane do not know they're insane.

The truly retarded will not admit to being retarded.


Isn't insanity sometimes described as trying something over and over, and getting the same results, yet expecting a different result?

If so, this does somewhat apply to Alek. Somewhat.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-09-2002 11:41:01 PM
quote:
Alek Saege had this to say about Cuba:
He seems to fine. I just wouldn't say I'm retarded, but I would agree on a lot of other points (i.e. - freak, nut case, weirdo, et al).

Okay, let's take a poll.

Who thinks Alek is retarded?

frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 12-09-2002 11:41:33 PM
*brain explodes*
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-09-2002 11:42:07 PM
yerrrrrrrrrrr dumb
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Steven Steve
posted 12-09-2002 11:42:27 PM
Is that a TI-83 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Maradon!
posted 12-09-2002 11:43:27 PM
quote:
Super Kagrama had this to say about (_|_):
One thing I noticed today is that there's a startling lack of flying cars.

We need to make a flying car! Who's with me?


(pictures are of a real, working, flying car)

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:44:05 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Fazum'Zen Fastfist!
Is that a TI-83 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Your sig pic makes me cringe.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:44:49 PM
quote:
Maradon XP had this to say about Optimus Prime:

(pictures are of a real, working, flying car)


I thought it's still just a prototype. Did the dude actually get the funding he needed to finish it?

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Steven Steve
posted 12-09-2002 11:45:10 PM
You make me cringe, you hoe
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 12-09-2002 11:45:24 PM
quote:
Maradon XP had this to say about the Spice Girls:
(pictures are of a real, working, flying car)

Does it actually, y'know, fly? Like, how far up in the air?

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:47:50 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about John Romero:
You make me cringe, you hoe

Yes but I make you cringe in the good way.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Maradon!
posted 12-09-2002 11:49:21 PM
quote:
Super Kagrama painfully thought these words up:
Does it actually, y'know, fly? Like, how far up in the air?

Check it

It's the Moller M400 skycar, and get this - it's VTOL. Cool eh?

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-09-2002 11:49:46 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Super Kagrama wrote:
Does it actually, y'know, fly? Like, how far up in the air?

It's not how it flies that worries me, it's how it lands...

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-09-2002 11:51:23 PM
It needs air-to-surface and air-to-air missiles as well as a CD player and a vanilla coke dispenser.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-09-2002 11:52:28 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Palador ChibiDragon!
It's not how it flies that worries me, it's how it lands...
or what happens if theres a car (plane?) crash
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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