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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-09-2002 11:53:00 PM
quote:
How.... Maradon XP.... uughhhhhh:
It's the Moller M400 skycar, and get this - it's VTOL. Cool eh?

VTOL is cool, but also pretty damn fuel expensive.

Look at Harriers, they use like a fuck-ton more fuel in VTOL mode than traditional flying.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Maradon!
posted 12-10-2002 12:00:23 AM
Yeah, if you check out the specs page it currently gets an average of 28 mpg, and I assume they include a short takeoff and landing.

Runs on standard gasoline apparently. I wonder if they ran it on jet fuel if it would get better mileage.

To make a flying car feasible, VTOL is indispensable.

[ 12-10-2002: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

Jessie
Pancake
posted 12-10-2002 12:05:10 AM
Is it really that bad? I'm sorry. Heh.
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 12-10-2002 12:07:47 AM
quote:
Jessie thought about the meaning of life:
Is it really that bad? I'm sorry. Heh.

Alek is... a bit desperate.

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 12-10-2002 12:16:45 AM
You've truly managed to disgust me further than you already have. Nice job. Now go away, kid.. you bother me.
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 12-10-2002 12:17:00 AM
quote:
This one time, at Drakkenmaw camp:
Alek is... a bit desperate.

That's like saying that being in a pool of hungry sharks with meat strapped to you is 'a bit dangerous'.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-10-2002 12:29:31 AM
Hey I know what would work, Alek. Try impressing the women with your psionic power.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-10-2002 12:32:01 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Tron:
Hey I know what would work, Alek. Try impressing the women with your psionic power.

Gya ha ha ha!

Better hurry before your friend steals away any chance you have with his 48 attacks per round!

Retard.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-10-2002 12:32:39 AM
quote:
This one time, at Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael camp:
Hey I know what would work, Alek. Try impressing the women with your psionic power.


It's got to be bad when even Deth joins in on it

Im starting to like this ->

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-10-2002 12:36:27 AM
Alek...

were we the last two sentient beings on this rock, I'd rather skin myself alive than share the same continent with you...

frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 12-10-2002 12:39:29 AM
This is normally where I spring In and defend My friend Alek at his time of need!

... anyone want a cookie?

*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-10-2002 12:39:33 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Xyrra was all like:
Alek...

were we the last two sentient beings on this rock, I'd rather skin myself alive than share the same continent with you...


How about me? I can make grilled cheese sandwiches.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-10-2002 12:41:56 AM
quote:
LiamĀ³ was listening to Cher while typing:
How about me? I can make grilled cheese sandwiches.

Ha ha , you fool, i can spice macaroni and cheese with some garlic or cajun seosoning!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Nina
posted 12-10-2002 12:49:37 AM
Hot damn, I need one of these flying cars...
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-10-2002 12:49:48 AM
Sorry boys...

I'm a damn fine cook in my own right. Don't need you doing it for me.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-10-2002 12:50:50 AM
Then make me some food, Im hungry.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 12-10-2002 12:52:14 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when LiamĀ³ wrote:
How about me? I can make grilled cheese sandwiches.

I can make the best damn grilled cheese sandwiches ever!

frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 12-10-2002 12:53:47 AM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about pies:
Sorry boys...

I'm a damn fine cook in my own right. Don't need you doing it for me.


You could live with me! you could do the cookin and we could make sweet sweet lovin afterwards...

The upside for you is.... uhh... I'll give you a dollar

*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-10-2002 12:59:41 AM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Sorry boys...

I'm a damn fine cook in my own right. Don't need you doing it for me.


/stupid suv comercial

take me with you, i can make guacolmole, i know morase code i have a bottle cap on my key chain!

/stupid suv comercial

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 12-10-2002 03:12:52 AM
*Sigh*

Alek, here's some small advice.

People sense desperation on a human being VERY easily.

They avoid it as strongly as most people avoid the stench of a sewer, or rotting trash.

The first thing you should try to be towards a female is a friend. If it goes any further than that, that should be a happy surprise. It should NOT be something you press for.

If you make enough female friends, one will eventually come to like you as more than a friend. But you have to accomplish the first part FIRST.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-10-2002 08:15:44 PM
Okay I try to be fairly accepting of people, but this is just stupid.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 12-10-2002 08:28:09 PM
1. Alek is a dumbass.
2. He is well known for being a dumbass.
3. When it comes to being desperate, that makes him more of a dumbass.
4. Because of him being a dumbass, no one likes him.
5. I declare that he should have "DUMBASS" on his EC title.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-10-2002 08:35:23 PM
quote:
Alleria Qui'farush impressed everyone with:
1. Alek is a dumbass.
2. He is well known for being a dumbass.
3. When it comes to being desperate, that makes him more of a dumbass.
4. Because of him being a dumbass, no one likes him.
5. I declare that he should have "DUMBASS" on his EC title.

Wow... If someone actually pays $15 for that, then I'd actually be doing something productive.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-10-2002 08:43:04 PM
I'd rather spend the money on changing Waisz's title to "BonBon" or make Suchii's title not so damn big.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-10-2002 08:44:04 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop probably says this to all the girls:
I'd rather spend the money on changing Waisz's title to "BonBon" or make Suchii's title not so damn big.

It's not that big on a decent resolution. :P

I mean, comeon man, you just got a new computer.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-10-2002 08:46:20 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop attempted to be funny by writing:
I'd rather spend the money on changing Waisz's title to "BonBon" or make Suchii's title not so damn big.

I don't get the "BonBon" thing. Then again I don't get many things.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-10-2002 08:46:25 PM
Yeah, but the thing is something like 2/3rds the size of her sigpic. It's a matter of proportion.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Razor
posted 12-10-2002 09:10:09 PM
/Mahoro
ecchi nano wa ikenai to omoimasu
*translated*
I thing being perverted is bad.
/endMahoro
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-11-2002 08:45:57 PM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Pirotess:
Alek...

were we the last two sentient beings on this rock, I'd rather skin myself alive than share the same continent with you...



Xyrra, Xyrra, Xyrra my dear...

If you and Alek were the last beings on the planet, only one of you would be sentient

Oh, and hands off Synny. She's mine. touch her, and myself and the minions of EC will..
Wellm lets just leave that to the imagination shall we?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 12-11-2002 08:49:09 PM
quote:
Mr.Crabs Loves His Money was listening to Cher while typing:
Step 1: Use smooth pickup line on girl.
Step 2: Get her out on a date.
Step 4: Score!

is there a third step, or am i dreaming?

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-11-2002 08:51:09 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde's account was hax0red to write:

Xyrra, Xyrra, Xyrra my dear...

If you and Alek were the last beings on the planet, only one of you would be sentient


*snickers*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 12-11-2002 09:05:04 PM
I've gotta friend that's just DYIN' t'meetcha, Alek:

Now, she's a bit shy, but I'm sure ya and her are the perfect match!

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Steven Steve
posted 12-11-2002 09:08:36 PM
To manipulate women, you have to use extreme flattery and get them emotionally attached to you. You have to make them feel all happy and egotistical, when they're in fact nothing except a woman.

ha ha ha

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-11-2002 09:11:41 PM
People have wondered why I don't urge Amanda to post here.

Alek has added another reason.

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