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Topic: Who's your daddy?
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 11-20-2002 12:35:31 PM
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Mine is a Grocery store owner.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Maradon!
posted 11-20-2002 12:37:28 PM
Freelance electrician, which is short for "guy who sits around the house most of the time, and occasionally goes out and comes back with $6000 profit"
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 11-20-2002 12:40:50 PM
Military Analyst
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Maradon!
posted 11-20-2002 12:41:18 PM
quote:
Star Collective had this to say about Knight Rider:
Military Analist

rofl

sorry, couldn't resist

[ 11-20-2002: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

omfg i sux0rs
Pancake
posted 11-20-2002 12:43:55 PM
TRUCKER!!!!!!
just think about how much i suck in REAL LIFE!
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 11-20-2002 12:45:19 PM
*sighs regretfully and accidentally drops a planet the size of Jupiter on Maradon*

Oops

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 11-20-2002 12:49:15 PM
Makes roller bearings for Timken Co.
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-20-2002 12:56:59 PM
Parts Inspector for Fords Automotive Windsor
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-20-2002 12:57:57 PM
He's one of the leading UK Consultants in Petrochemical Offshore Safety. Oil rigs, or more accurately, making sure the people who run them don't blow them up.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-20-2002 12:58:48 PM
My mommy says that my daddy is a real sex machine.

He's a paramedic really, I couldn't resist using that line from the same movie though.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 11-20-2002 01:05:34 PM
My daddy is a freedom fighter against the infidels!
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-20-2002 01:08:50 PM
Head of the Linguistics Research dpt at Lindköping University.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-20-2002 01:15:23 PM
During the week he is a 30 year running car loader and union head for health and safety

During the weekends he is the head bouncer at a local bar

The purpose of the 2nd job is entirely for vacations

All money from whupping drunken holligans goes directly towards our bi-yearly vacations

Plus he gets tons of hilarious stories

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 11-20-2002 01:41:09 PM
Nomadic tribe warlord of the deserts of Kyderria.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-20-2002 01:41:16 PM
Mine's a retired Air Force Master Sergeant.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 11-20-2002 01:45:54 PM
Works at the GM Powertrain, transmission engineer.
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-20-2002 01:47:25 PM
quote:
Bloodsage said this about your mom:
Mine's a retired Air Force Master Sergeant.

That had to be a fun childhood

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 11-20-2002 02:14:44 PM
Freelance welder, pneumatics engineer and mechanic.


He likes to build things.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
nem-x
posted 11-20-2002 02:18:28 PM
CMSGT in the Air Force.
He's a medic.. or something.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 11-20-2002 03:05:12 PM
quote:
Reynar stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Works at the GM Powertrain, transmission engineer.

ask him why they don't have a supercharger for the 2200 sfi engine, and how much torque the getrag 5 speed tranny can take.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-20-2002 03:17:21 PM
Tool and die designer for a molding company.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-20-2002 03:21:38 PM
My daddy works in real estate. He bought an old, beat-up warehouse and made me and my friends fix it up for cheap cash so he could turn it into a beauty mall.

Now he owns many buildings downtown, one of which is the bar I will be working in. So, he's a slum lord, I guess.

My mommy's more important, though. She's an author!

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-20-2002 03:25:04 PM
My dad's a dickhead.

AHAHA

No, he's the Atlantic Data Manager for Schlumberger Oil Field something or other.

He collects data, compiles, analyzes, etc.

Goma
Pancake
posted 11-20-2002 05:15:10 PM
Offshore saftey and survival instructor for the Marine Institute (branch of Memorial University).

Funny quote from when I was about 12:

Teacher asked the class what the parents do for a living, I say:

"My Dad makes grown men cry."

Its true!

He also served as a peace keeper for... something or other. He's never really talked about it =/
Me and Liam have our theories, though, but I choose not to elaborate because ive talked long enough already.

[ 11-20-2002: Message edited by: Gomateux ]

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-20-2002 05:20:36 PM
Currently a business consultant, but he has done a variety of jobs from VP-CMO for a bunch of companies mainly because he's been stuck with either bad bosses(one even tried to demote him and take his job), or some expected a miracle cure out of him, but he was too late to save them. So, that's the reason why I've moved close to nine times. Now, hopefully he'll find a real job soon, as my mom has to work now as well to try and slow the drain on our savings.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Pancake
posted 11-20-2002 05:22:14 PM
My dad works for a company that sells oil pipelining services.

He's part of the oil industry. Don't insult oil.

I <3 Steel Battalion!
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-20-2002 05:23:24 PM
Mine used to own a car dealership, and was very respected in the community.

Now he's disabled, and everyone feels sorry for him..

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 11-20-2002 05:23:28 PM
i'm the son of a preacher man.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 11-20-2002 05:23:30 PM
My dad is a molder. He has spent alot of time in china recently. Don't make fun of plastic...actually go ahead.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 11-20-2002 05:23:38 PM
My dad is a Field Service Enginner(I beleive that is his title..) for Honeywell. He knows what seems like everything there is to know about airplane engines. Go dad, go.
Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 11-20-2002 05:28:13 PM
Creation.
I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-20-2002 05:29:14 PM
Muh daddy works for Kokosing Construction Co.

I'm not sure what his position exactly is right now, but last time I checked, he was a rank A employee.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
nem-x
posted 11-20-2002 05:34:27 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Humble Parcelan:
My daddy works in real estate. He bought an old, beat-up warehouse and made me and my friends fix it up for cheap cash so he could turn it into a beauty mall.

Now he owns many buildings downtown, one of which is the bar I will be working in. So, he's a slum lord, I guess.

My mommy's more important, though. She's an author!


Yo daddy be Tommy Vercetti.

Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 11-20-2002 05:35:18 PM
My real dad is a respitory therapist. My step-dad works for Honeywell alarms.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-20-2002 06:34:10 PM
My dad was a design engineer.. or what ever it's called.

He'd often tell us he couldn't tell us what he was working on... and mean it.

He helped design the stealth bomber and those one missles.. tomahawk?? The ones they showed a lot on the news during Desert Storm hitting all those targets precisly.

I miss my dad.

Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 11-20-2002 06:40:57 PM
my dad's a mail man. I get my mail before you all do! BWAHAHA!
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 11-20-2002 06:49:10 PM
Mine co-founded Micron, and was CFO for a while, then retired.
He now, like, does finantial consulting....
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 11-20-2002 07:02:35 PM
Mine works for J.P. Morgan Mortgage. He handles hundreds of millions of dollars daily...

I wish they'd share with us.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 11-20-2002 07:10:09 PM
He owns and runs a local gun shop. Which is next to the police station. I'd love to see someone try to rob the place

[Edit: Also used to be a Probation Officer, but is now retired.]

[ 11-20-2002: Message edited by: Tegadil ]

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 11-20-2002 07:13:26 PM
Retired now, but he was formerly in the Army, and after he was out of that he continued to work for the government at Fort Harrison here in Indy.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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