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Topic: In this thread, I declare all women are in my harem.
Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-03-2002 11:19:24 PM
So, uh... all women are in my harem.
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 11-03-2002 11:20:01 PM
Okay, does that include me or not?
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-03-2002 11:20:14 PM
<dances!> Orgy at Taran's Tower! ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Xareia
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)!!!
posted 11-03-2002 11:20:17 PM
*raises a brow*
Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 11-03-2002 11:21:04 PM
Tegadil joins in on the fun!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-03-2002 11:21:17 PM
*murders Taran and takes over*

It's the way of things.

*hires many guards with illicit promises*

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-03-2002 11:21:29 PM
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 11-03-2002 11:21:52 PM
*Reclines on a couch, wearing wispy scarves, and enjoys harem life*
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-03-2002 11:22:00 PM
puts two water balloons down his shirt

Yes! I shall supervise all these females of which I share the same sexy with.

Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-03-2002 11:22:35 PM
quote:
Xareia had this to say about Tron:
*raises a brow*

That includes you!

Oh shi...
what
posted 11-03-2002 11:22:53 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Bajah said this:
*murders Taran and takes over*

It's the way of things.

*hires many guards with illicit promises*



OMG GOD MODER!!11!!!

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-03-2002 11:23:10 PM
*steals a sexy harem dress, wears, enjoys, frolics, then runs away*


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-03-2002 11:24:02 PM
Except Kilauea.

Or you will find your body seperated from your head. Both of them.

Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-03-2002 11:25:34 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr Mort said:
Except Kilauea.

Or you will find your body seperated from your head. Both of them.


All women!!!!

But you can stop to play if you want. It's like the Playboy Mansion of the underworld.

Xareia
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)!!!
posted 11-03-2002 11:27:24 PM
quote:
So quoth Taran:
That includes you!

You callow whelp; you wouldn’t know what to do with me, if you had me. You hardly know what to do with yourself.

Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 11-03-2002 11:29:33 PM
*Propmtly shaves, dons some baggy harem pants and other harem accessories, and blends in easily with the wimmin.*

Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-03-2002 11:30:35 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Xareia was all like:
You callow whelp; you wouldn’t know what to do with me, if you had me. You hardly know what to do with yourself.

We'll see. You'll be screaming my name in ecstacy before too long.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-03-2002 11:31:49 PM
quote:
Taran had this to say:
But you can stop to play if you want. It's like the Playboy Mansion of the underworld.

I shall give your offer careful consideration.

Mortious pauses for three seconds.

You may have her. Expect me to stop by often, keep a room open. Install chains.

Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-03-2002 11:33:37 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mr Mort!
keep a room open. Install chains.

Done and done. Here's your key.

Lashanna
noob
posted 11-03-2002 11:34:13 PM
*bellydances*
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Xareia
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)!!!
posted 11-03-2002 11:36:10 PM
quote:
Taran spewed forth this undeniable truth:
We'll see. You'll be screaming my name in ecstacy before too long.

I'm sure you'd like the opportunity to try, knave.. Though I'm not sure you'd live through it.

Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-03-2002 11:36:17 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Captain Planet:
*bellydances*

*video tapes*

Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-03-2002 11:39:12 PM
quote:
Xareia enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'm sure you'd like the opportunity to try, knave.. Though I'm not sure you'd live through it.

All the better. Necromancers do it to death!

Xareia
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posted 11-03-2002 11:43:46 PM
quote:
Taran had this to say about Robocop:
All the better. Necromancers do it to death!

Mmmm, a challenge then. Your neck can have a date with my stiletto, and then we'll see who is screaming whose name...

Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 11-03-2002 11:47:00 PM
C'mon, lemme in, I've got snacktrays to inspect!

*Eyes Lashanna in a way that makes the writer of this post go take a cold shower and lie down for a few hours.*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 11-03-2002 11:47:33 PM
Ratkiller < Harem owner.

Can I get a room in your abode close to the harem and ice machine?

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Paris V'Zel
Pancake
posted 11-03-2002 11:48:38 PM
quote:
Xareia thought about the meaning of life:
Mmmm, a challenge then. Your neck can have a date with my stiletto, and then we'll see who is screaming whose name...

I love it when you're like this.

*evil grin*

Xareia
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)!!!
posted 11-03-2002 11:52:01 PM
quote:
Paris V'Zel had this to say about dark elf butts:
I love it when you're like this.

*evil grin*


Oh, Paris my love.. You're just in time to see me let the blood of this paltry urchin. Bring me my favorite goblet.

Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-03-2002 11:55:50 PM
quote:
Xareia had this to say about pies:
Oh, Paris my love.. You're just in time to see me let the blood of this paltry urchin. Bring me my favorite goblet.

Paltry urchin?

Perhaps I should snuff out your little boyfriend? Would that change your attitude?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-04-2002 12:02:10 AM
I have no external genetalia, can I come too?

Well, I don't have any internal genetalia either for that matter...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Xareia
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)!!!
posted 11-04-2002 12:02:23 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Taran stammered:
Paltry urchin?

Perhaps I should snuff out your little boyfriend? Would that change your attitude?


*curls her lips into a wicked smile*

You seem to think yourself quite capable of things very out of your reach, Prince.

Your attempt would only make your inevitable, slow and painful death thereafter all the more pleasurable for me.

Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-04-2002 12:04:35 AM
Hi, just passing through
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-04-2002 12:06:52 AM
quote:
Bajah obviously shouldn't have said:
*murders Taran and takes over*

It's the way of things.

*hires many guards with illicit promises*


You shall only be defeated by a man not borne of woman!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-04-2002 12:08:31 AM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
You shall only be defeated by a man not borne of woman!

You mean the lovechild of that couple in your sig?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-04-2002 12:11:48 AM
quote:
Xareia wrote this stupid crap:
You seem to think yourself quite capable of things very out of your reach, Prince.

Are you willing to bet his life on that, hmm?

Xareia
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)!!!
posted 11-04-2002 12:18:12 AM
quote:
Taran had this to say about Duck Tales:
Are you willing to bet his life on that, hmm?

Well, he's a far more capable man than I've ever seen you attempt to be. However, I do not bet. I triumph. There is no gamble when the odds are swayed so in my favor. So, then -- I suppose you'd be betting your life then?

Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
Paris V'Zel
Pancake
posted 11-04-2002 12:20:47 AM
I got your goblet!
Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-04-2002 12:22:13 AM
*grabs Paris as he returns and holds a blade to his throat*

Oh yes... quite capable, I see.

Xareia
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)!!!
posted 11-04-2002 12:30:12 AM
Mmmhmmm...

*Carefully watches Paris and the blade, her eyes never leaving his as she caresses the dark burgundy crystalline goblet with a sensual elegance, carefully placing her fingers around the long stem*

So then, Ckvapx. What tender, young and yielding part of your flesh would you like to see covered in your own blood?

[ 11-04-2002: Message edited by: Xareia ]

Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-04-2002 12:34:06 AM
I'll take Taran's silence on the subject as a yes.

*mingles with the harem*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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