Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I enjoy it. Nothing cuts closer.
Yeah, when their dull, you might as well be pulling the hair out.
And considerering how much more I have to shave.... much more chance for slice. Owwwwie.
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Check out the big brain on Gikkwiny!
... I hate shaing with BRAND new razor blades.And considerering how much more I have to shave.... much more chance for slice. Owwwwie.
Use one of thoes feminine razors... Haven't heard too many people bitching about being cut with thoes, new or not...
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Gikkwiny said this:
[QBAnd considerering how much more I have to shave....[/QB]
Grown an extra pair of legs lately?
It's like a mach 3 with flowers.
.... and it hurts.
And no, it's not on my ankle. X.x
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Mr Mort enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Grown an extra pair of legs lately?
Nope it's just all you have is your face.
... unless you are a swimmer.
Just so you know and all.
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Gikkwiny wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Nope it's just all you have is your face.
... unless you are a swimmer.
You Know i have seen quite a Few Body Buildrs shave All over.
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This insanity brought to you by Pyscho:
You Know i have seen quite a Few Body Buildrs shave All over.
Mort != bodybuilder. By a lot. 
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From the book of Gikkwiny, chapter 3, verse 16:
Nope it's just all you have is your face.
... unless you are a swimmer.
'A lot' of men are starting to shave most of their body now. Take a look at any of the new male models, pretty much hairless.
I dunno if it's a new fad or what, but I'll be damned if I am gonna shave my chest
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Gikkwiny was naked while typing this:
I use a Venus by Gillete.It's like a mach 3 with flowers.
.... and it hurts.
And no, it's not on my ankle. X.x
use a normal Mach 3.
it's the same blade but it's easier to grip.
this is according to my mom btw.
and Reynar, you couldn't pay me enough to shave my chest. that would mean shaving my nips (or very very near) and there's not a chance in hell of that. [ 10-07-2002: Message edited by: Geeorn ]
Ozius
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From the book of Gikkwiny, chapter 3, verse 16:
I use a Venus by Gillete.
Bah, I routinely have to use those blades for my Mach 3 'cause I run out.
I sometimes do a better job shaving with the Venus head than the Mach 3 one. Smoothie face is lub
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Synjari had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Mach 3 is all I use now
I still need to try Mach 3... sadf
But I use electric with Bic after for now.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Genericgirl said:
I still need to try Mach 3... sadfBut I use electric with Bic after for now.
*takes Gen to her shower with her to show her the wonders of Mach 3*
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Jade Shebari was naked while typing this:
*takes Gen to her shower with her to show her the wonders of Mach 3*
No no.. it's mine!
grabs his razor up and holds it close
All mine.
hands the razor over
Enjoy.
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Delphi Aegis attempted to be funny by writing:
Mort != bodybuilder. By a lot.
Seriously, what the fuck is your problem? I've seen you in EC faces, and I've been watching you on the board. You're a greasy-haired nerd who doesn't open his mouth other than to insult someone or beg for sex.
As for your vieled insult: Looks can be deceiving. I'd like to see you haul yourself a mile (wearing a suit of armour which weighs the same you do) to a battle site, fight non-stop for 20+ minutes, then haul yourself back without collapsing, with the added effect of the steel acting as a nice little portable oven. Do I whine and ask people to carry me? Hell no, and I'd personally kick any whining bitch who did that. I grit my teeth, go there, kick ass, then walk back and have an post-battle laugh with my comrades.
Thank you, come again. Next time you get a free ass-kicking with your pwning.
.And whole body shaving = THE ITCH THE ITCHING NGHAHGHAHGHAHGHGHGGHLEGIBNHAHAH.
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Nicole was naked while typing this:
Shaving can go fuck itself. DEPILATORIES, man. SPread goop on your legs and the hair just melts off. Never have to worry about a shaving nick ever again ever. Bliss.
Unless it doesn't work well with your skin, or you get a bad batch. Then, your skin melts right along with the hair.
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So quoth Gikkwiny:
I use a Venus by Gillete.It's like a mach 3 with flowers.
.... and it hurts.
And no, it's not on my ankle. X.x
*hugs you tight*
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Check out the big brain on Nicole!
Shaving can go fuck itself. DEPILATORIES, man. SPread goop on your legs and the hair just melts off. Never have to worry about a shaving nick ever again ever. BlissAnd whole body shaving = THE ITCH THE ITCHING NGHAHGHAHGHAHGHGHGGHLEGIBNHAHAH.
I shave every part of my body that would "require" as such. I may try Nair stuffages sometime.. but I wont worry bout it anytime soon =P That and I do have fairly sensitive skin..
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Mr Mort had this to say about (_|_):
Seriously, what the fuck is your problem? I've seen you in EC faces, and I've been watching you on the board. You're a greasy-haired nerd who doesn't open his mouth other than to insult someone or beg for sex.As for your vieled insult: Looks can be deceiving. I'd like to see you haul yourself a mile (wearing a suit of armour which weighs the same you do) to a battle site, fight non-stop for 20+ minutes, then haul yourself back without collapsing, with the added effect of the steel acting as a nice little portable oven. Do I whine and ask people to carry me? Hell no, and I'd personally kick any whining bitch who did that. I grit my teeth, go there, kick ass, then walk back and have an post-battle laugh with my comrades.
Thank you, come again. Next time you get a free ass-kicking with your pwning.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Seriously, Schick makes the best razors.
"It's something even the Masters don't reveal about the hidden nature of the universe... the deepest and darkest of all that the Force lets you see... the universe has a sense of humour." Callista, Children of the Jedi
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Mr Mort spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Seriously, what the fuck is your problem? I've seen you in EC faces, and I've been watching you on the board. You're a greasy-haired nerd who doesn't open his mouth other than to insult someone or beg for sex.As for your vieled insult: Looks can be deceiving. I'd like to see you haul yourself a mile (wearing a suit of armour which weighs the same you do) to a battle site, fight non-stop for 20+ minutes, then haul yourself back without collapsing, with the added effect of the steel acting as a nice little portable oven. Do I whine and ask people to carry me? Hell no, and I'd personally kick any whining bitch who did that. I grit my teeth, go there, kick ass, then walk back and have an post-battle laugh with my comrades.
Thank you, come again. Next time you get a free ass-kicking with your pwning.
Rofl! Owned big time.
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Nicole had this to say about Tron:
Shaving can go fuck itself. DEPILATORIES, man. SPread goop on your legs and the hair just melts off. Never have to worry about a shaving nick ever again ever. BlissAnd whole body shaving = THE ITCH THE ITCHING NGHAHGHAHGHAHGHGHGGHLEGIBNHAHAH.
Amen. Except the Immac stuff reeks. It's 'orrible.
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Nicole had this to say about Tron:
Shaving can go fuck itself. DEPILATORIES, man. SPread goop on your legs and the hair just melts off. Never have to worry about a shaving nick ever again ever. BlissAnd whole body shaving = THE ITCH THE ITCHING NGHAHGHAHGHAHGHGHGGHLEGIBNHAHAH.
How does that stuff work on pubic hair? Would you know?
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So quoth Mr Mort:
Seriously, what the fuck is your problem? I've seen you in EC faces, and I've been watching you on the board. You're a greasy-haired nerd who doesn't open his mouth other than to insult someone or beg for sex.As for your vieled insult: Looks can be deceiving. I'd like to see you haul yourself a mile (wearing a suit of armour which weighs the same you do) to a battle site, fight non-stop for 20+ minutes, then haul yourself back without collapsing, with the added effect of the steel acting as a nice little portable oven. Do I whine and ask people to carry me? Hell no, and I'd personally kick any whining bitch who did that. I grit my teeth, go there, kick ass, then walk back and have an post-battle laugh with my comrades.
Thank you, come again. Next time you get a free ass-kicking with your pwning.
I said you weren't a bodybuilder, I didn't say you had endurance. Two very different things.
Don't get all up in a hissy fit because someone made a very light joke at your expense. I sure as hell don't.
And if you think I'm a greasy-haired nerd, you need your eyes checked, especially since the ECfaces picture is about half a year old, and of pissasspoor quality.
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Delphi Aegis's fortune cookie read:
I said you weren't a bodybuilder, I didn't say you had endurance. Two very different things.Don't get all up in a hissy fit because someone made a very light joke at your expense. I sure as hell don't.
And if you think I'm a greasy-haired nerd, you need your eyes checked, especially since the ECfaces picture is about half a year old, and of pissasspoor quality.
It's not a matter of endurance, it's a matter of sheer strength. Endurance only factors in by allowing you to endure the use of said strength.
I don't see how knocking someone down with a comment like "So and So is not a Bodybuilder, By a LONG shot." can be seen as a joke, to me it looks more like a vieled insult. The ONLY way you could cover that up as a joke is as a friendly jab to someone who IS YOUR FRIEND, and I do not believe you fall into that category where Mort and many others are concerned. Therefore you have not gained the right to make such comments as anything other than offensive. Hell, I took offence, and it wasn't even at me.
Concidering I'm a blade fighter, Mort is a LARPie, and people like Twitch (If I recall correctly) makes armor/weapons/ and the like. You are way out of your league, and it is mildly offensive.
Mort, I, or a number of others who do this on a regular basis could snap you easily in two, I wouldn't doubt. It wasn't funny, it was minorly maelvolent. When you try to kick someone, make sure you aim your boot away from your own ass next time.
[ 10-08-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Captain Planet:
You're not even worth it.
On the contrary, I'm as likely to defend you when wrongfully attacked such as with carrying your bags of pool treatment, as I am when you are in the wrong as in this case. Which also denotes you can say nothing here.
You made a mistake, bite the bullet and accept it. I don't take sides.
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Gikkwiny's fortune cookie read:
I hate shaving with brand new razor blades.
Hehehehehe. It's so cool not to have to shave at all for lack of facial and body hair. Just for the record, I am 18.
