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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-08-2002 12:37:48 PM
I didn't make JACK for a mistake. YOU took offense at a JOKE against someone who lives half a world away. And when I said he wasn't a "bodybuilder", I envisioned a bodybuilder as a guy with a neck larger then his head.
Pay attention, because maybe you missed this part: Just because you are not a "bodybuilder" does not mean that you are not strong, or have no endurance.

I've already said this to Mort in a PM, so let it drop.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-08-2002 12:45:10 PM
quote:
Ansrik Silverleaf stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Hehehehehe. It's so cool not to have to shave at all for lack of facial and body hair. Just for the record, I am 18.

Don't worry, you'll hit puberty someday.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 10-08-2002 12:47:41 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis probably says this to all the girls:
I didn't make JACK for a mistake. YOU took offense at a JOKE against someone who lives half a world away. And when I said he wasn't a "bodybuilder", I envisioned a bodybuilder as a guy with a neck larger then his head.
Pay attention, because maybe you missed this part: Just because you are not a "bodybuilder" does not mean that you are not strong, or have no endurance.

I've already said this to Mort in a PM, so let it drop.


Didn't miss anything, because the line didn't exist anywhere in your previous posts. At all.

And being half a world away doesn't make taking the jab any less offensive, and your joke failed, obviously, if the target took genuine offense at it. Also noting you had to make a PM appology.

But I made my point, so yeah I can drop it. My points still stand however.

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-08-2002 12:50:23 PM
Too many 's on this page.

[ 10-08-2002: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 10-08-2002 12:55:46 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis thought about the meaning of life:
I didn't make JACK for a mistake. YOU took offense at a JOKE against someone who lives half a world away. And when I said he wasn't a "bodybuilder", I envisioned a bodybuilder as a guy with a neck larger then his head.
Pay attention, because maybe you missed this part: Just because you are not a "bodybuilder" does not mean that you are not strong, or have no endurance.

I've already said this to Mort in a PM, so let it drop.


Your joke sucked ass.

I would've taken the comment as an insult as well. Whatever goes on in your head or what you happen to think I couldn't care less about, since here on Earth most people would take that as an insult.

hey
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-08-2002 09:49:00 PM
quote:
»Giantt« painfully thought these words up:
Your joke sucked ass.

I would've taken the comment as an insult as well. Whatever goes on in your head or what you happen to think I couldn't care less about, since here on Earth most people would take that as an insult.


Ditto.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 10-08-2002 09:53:31 PM
I sorta saw it as a joke, but none the less, I can also plainly see how it can be taken as offensive.

Just apologize already.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-08-2002 10:11:09 PM

I call it: "Pat Grows It Out", or "Revenge of the Cow-Lipped".

Ansrik Silverleaf
Pancake
posted 10-08-2002 10:27:23 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about pies:
Don't worry, you'll hit puberty someday.


I'll probably hit you though.

Knowledge is Power
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 10-09-2002 12:32:41 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about pies:

I call it: "Pat Grows It Out", or "Revenge of the Cow-Lipped".


..... Parce, I had more respect for you.

You aren't Tom Cruise, and yet we don't do shit like this.

You all need to grow up and be adults.

He said that he PMed Mort. He was joking, it didn't come off as one. What does he have to do to make you guys happy?

... like you have NEVER has a joke that someone has takeen personally, all of you.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-09-2002 01:16:47 AM
If you goof up, you're gonna get made fun of. Delphi does it on a continual basis, hence...

It's the way of the land.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-09-2002 01:20:39 AM
Wrong thread.

[ 10-09-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

StarShadow
Pancake
posted 10-09-2002 02:11:41 AM
quote:
Ansrik Silverleaf spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Hehehehehe. It's so cool not to have to shave at all for lack of facial and body hair. Just for the record, I am 18.

I hate you.

"It's something even the Masters don't reveal about the hidden nature of the universe... the deepest and darkest of all that the Force lets you see... the universe has a sense of humour." Callista, Children of the Jedi

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 10-09-2002 02:26:23 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
If you goof up, you're gonna get made fun of. Delphi does it on a continual basis, hence...

It's the way of the land.


Ya know what, yer just Mr. perfect. You NEVER fuck up.

Just give it a rest, ok?

And making fun of someone's physical appearence is NEVAR ok.

Period.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-09-2002 02:58:51 AM
Then stop defending Delphi, who thinks it's okay to do so to Mortious.

You lose.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-09-2002 03:01:29 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Then stop defending Delphi, who thinks it's okay to do so to Mortious.

You lose.


I think the point is "Two wrongs don't make a right."

By dumping on Delphi like you did you've behaved no better than him. Hell, Delphi's comment wasn't even nearly as bad as the ones you made at his expense.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-09-2002 03:04:05 AM
Well, if they were worse, then I apologize for that.

However, if someone fucks up, things are going to happen to them. Those who fuck up more often are going to get more flak.

Oh shi...
what
posted 10-09-2002 03:08:37 AM
whew....for a second I thought this page went to 2 pages of leg shaving
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-09-2002 03:09:41 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Oh shi...
what
posted 10-09-2002 03:11:35 AM
How can people talk over 40 posts about leg shaving? There aren't just enough things to say about leg shaving that warrents 40+ posts.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-09-2002 03:13:35 AM
Well I tried to steer the conversation into pubic hair removal, but everyone was too busy yelling at Delphi.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Oh shi...
what
posted 10-09-2002 03:17:43 AM
God Damn Delphi
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